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the smile guy
someone called ed sheeran the adam sandler of music and theyre kind of cooking
January 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
if i won the lottery id take all the homies to five guys
January 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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1. Yesterday, Trump released a broad anti-trans executive order that could have extreme impacts on transgender people's lives if implemented.

There has been much discussion of what it actually does.

In my latest piece, I go line by line to explain it.

Subscribe to support my journalism.
A Line By Line Analysis Of Trump's Big Anti-Trans Executive Order
Trump released over 70 executive orders on Monday. While orders on immigration and climate got a lot of attention, his anti-transgender order could have sweeping impacts as well.
www.erininthemorning.com
January 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
only reason i would want a birthday late in the year is to say i graduated hs at 17 and/or college at 21, early birthdays are superior for every other situation
January 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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The whole "we need a leftist Joe Rogan" thing is so funny. For the love of God, can white guys with opinions just start more podcasts already?! We're dying for more laid back comedians with a Patreon to record themselves shooting the shit
November 22, 2024 at 2:30 AM
if you hold your phone anywhere near a tall ledge, body of water, etc. you are the lowest rung of the societal ladder and you cannot be trusted
November 20, 2024 at 8:37 AM
today i learned “homo-genie-us” is an acceptable pronunciation of homogeneous and that upset me
November 19, 2024 at 8:59 AM
youtube communities is literally the rebirth of google+ and its kind of beautiful
November 18, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
gonna tweet this kind of shit every week for the next 4 years and i don’t even drive
November 12, 2024 at 5:32 AM
this is your sign to go listen to music you liked when you were 15. thank me later
November 11, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Dining hall forgot the cheese in my nachos today. What is Kamala’s plan to ensure this never happens again
November 5, 2024 at 10:09 PM
forgot college students wear halloween costumes all day, i walked by strawberry shortcake and shrek on my way to class
October 31, 2024 at 4:15 PM
instagram is by far the worst offender when it comes to serving ads based on personal data
October 24, 2024 at 6:29 PM
roommate fell asleep looping the most annoying tiktok sound imaginable
October 23, 2024 at 4:51 AM
“its fall now i can start dressing” posts are dead bc its late october and still 80 DEGREES OUTTTT
October 22, 2024 at 4:09 PM
saw someone with a shirt that said “HOTTEST SHORTIE IN THE SIMULATION”
October 21, 2024 at 7:07 PM
you may walk the walk but do you talk the tuah
October 21, 2024 at 6:15 PM
nah fr though
happy nines day to those who celebrate
October 18, 2024 at 4:10 PM
cool
September 18, 2024 at 4:37 AM
what’d i miss i was busy dilly dallying
April 11, 2024 at 3:21 AM
sorry i forgot how to be funny in open ended shortform text guys maybe ill remember next social media platform
January 4, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Going to Traitor Joe’s yalle want anything
December 24, 2023 at 2:01 AM
Surely the hydra uses they/them pronouns
December 18, 2023 at 12:21 AM
happy nines day to those who celebrate
October 18, 2023 at 11:18 PM