Sarah Mitchell
@samitch.bsky.social
Nerd, Halloween-enthusiast, Swiftie, History Lover and Twitter Refugee. Aspiring writer so you might see some writing stuff here as well.
It's giving "I don't know ma'am, I just work here." Which is fine from the bagger boy at the grocery store but maybe not the Speaker of the House?
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's giving "I don't know ma'am, I just work here." Which is fine from the bagger boy at the grocery store but maybe not the Speaker of the House?
I found out today how much snow is too much snow to try and shovel. I did it but I'm hurting 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I found out today how much snow is too much snow to try and shovel. I did it but I'm hurting 🤣
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What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What a terrible day to know how to read
The Swifties could find out who "Bubba" is. I believe in them.
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November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The Swifties could find out who "Bubba" is. I believe in them.
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
Damn, this guy is good.
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Damn, this guy is good.
Is it bad that even I, as an Upstate NYer, give side eye to Staten Island?
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Is it bad that even I, as an Upstate NYer, give side eye to Staten Island?
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I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
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let’s fucking gooooooo 🎊🎉🥳
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
let’s fucking gooooooo 🎊🎉🥳
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MSNBC just called the NYC mayor's race for Mamdani.
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media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
MSNBC just called the NYC mayor's race for Mamdani.
I am a New Yorker - not one of the cool ones though I'm from Upstate. But yo -
THE NAME IS MAMDANI. M A M D A N I
LETTSSSS GOOOO
THE NAME IS MAMDANI. M A M D A N I
LETTSSSS GOOOO
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I am a New Yorker - not one of the cool ones though I'm from Upstate. But yo -
THE NAME IS MAMDANI. M A M D A N I
LETTSSSS GOOOO
THE NAME IS MAMDANI. M A M D A N I
LETTSSSS GOOOO
I hate this timeline. Whoever went back in time and stepped on the butterfly needs to come forward already. 😮💨
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I hate this timeline. Whoever went back in time and stepped on the butterfly needs to come forward already. 😮💨
There's a layer of hell for people who don't put their phone on vibrate in a waiting room and constantly get texts. I hear one more goddamn ding dong
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October 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
There's a layer of hell for people who don't put their phone on vibrate in a waiting room and constantly get texts. I hear one more goddamn ding dong
Once again I'm seeing a lot of news about a certain children's author saying some shit.
*Taps mic* If one was interested in a children's fantasy series with magical elements, Percy Jackson is quite good and not written by a terrible person.
No need to read and/or buy the one with the boy wizard.
*Taps mic* If one was interested in a children's fantasy series with magical elements, Percy Jackson is quite good and not written by a terrible person.
No need to read and/or buy the one with the boy wizard.
September 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Once again I'm seeing a lot of news about a certain children's author saying some shit.
*Taps mic* If one was interested in a children's fantasy series with magical elements, Percy Jackson is quite good and not written by a terrible person.
No need to read and/or buy the one with the boy wizard.
*Taps mic* If one was interested in a children's fantasy series with magical elements, Percy Jackson is quite good and not written by a terrible person.
No need to read and/or buy the one with the boy wizard.
Mood today at work:
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September 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Mood today at work:
GOT EM. SEE YA AT CITI FIELD BABY 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍
Did I go to MCR this past August? Yes.
Am I trying for tickets again for next year? Also yes.
Am I trying for tickets again for next year? Also yes.
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September 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
GOT EM. SEE YA AT CITI FIELD BABY 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍
Did I go to MCR this past August? Yes.
Am I trying for tickets again for next year? Also yes.
Am I trying for tickets again for next year? Also yes.
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September 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Did I go to MCR this past August? Yes.
Am I trying for tickets again for next year? Also yes.
Am I trying for tickets again for next year? Also yes.
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It’s like the Kardashians hooked up with the Squid Game, gave birth to a Sopranos reboot and we’re supposed to pretend it’s the West Wing.
September 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It’s like the Kardashians hooked up with the Squid Game, gave birth to a Sopranos reboot and we’re supposed to pretend it’s the West Wing.
This is what happens when the teacher accidentally pairs up the two idiots in class together for the science project.
I look forward to the MS Paint graphics in their slideshow.
I look forward to the MS Paint graphics in their slideshow.
President Trump and HHS secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. are expected to tie autism to acetaminophen use during pregnancy, and present a cancer drug as a possible treatment. There is little credible scientific evidence for either claim.
The Trump administration is expected to link autism to Tylenol use during pregnancy
President Trump and HHS secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. are expected to tie autism to acetaminophen use during pregnancy, and present a cancer drug as a possible treatment. There is little credible scientific evidence for either claim.
n.pr
September 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This is what happens when the teacher accidentally pairs up the two idiots in class together for the science project.
I look forward to the MS Paint graphics in their slideshow.
I look forward to the MS Paint graphics in their slideshow.
A plane just flew really low over my house and I'm thinking
1. Is this just a normal plane?
2. Is a country finally launching against us because Trump posted something stupid?
3. Have the aliens finally arrived to enslave and or save us?
Honestly hope it's the aliens at this point.
1. Is this just a normal plane?
2. Is a country finally launching against us because Trump posted something stupid?
3. Have the aliens finally arrived to enslave and or save us?
Honestly hope it's the aliens at this point.
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September 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A plane just flew really low over my house and I'm thinking
1. Is this just a normal plane?
2. Is a country finally launching against us because Trump posted something stupid?
3. Have the aliens finally arrived to enslave and or save us?
Honestly hope it's the aliens at this point.
1. Is this just a normal plane?
2. Is a country finally launching against us because Trump posted something stupid?
3. Have the aliens finally arrived to enslave and or save us?
Honestly hope it's the aliens at this point.
I signed up for therapy today. Enough of this undiagnosed bullshit crap. Tell me what's wrong with my mind already cause this shit ain't cute anymore.
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September 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I signed up for therapy today. Enough of this undiagnosed bullshit crap. Tell me what's wrong with my mind already cause this shit ain't cute anymore.
I know the world is going crazy at the moment but...
I bought a house! Me. A Millennial. We closed today. I'm still kind of in shock it actually happened. 🤣
I bought a house! Me. A Millennial. We closed today. I'm still kind of in shock it actually happened. 🤣
September 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I know the world is going crazy at the moment but...
I bought a house! Me. A Millennial. We closed today. I'm still kind of in shock it actually happened. 🤣
I bought a house! Me. A Millennial. We closed today. I'm still kind of in shock it actually happened. 🤣
I'm telling you the more I get older the more I think the hobbits had it right man. Books, wine, cheese and a nice comfy hole in a hill 🤣
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September 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I'm telling you the more I get older the more I think the hobbits had it right man. Books, wine, cheese and a nice comfy hole in a hill 🤣