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samiratou.bsky.social
@samiratou.bsky.social
More a consumer of info than a poster. Not sure why you'd want to follow me, but if you do, I promise not to clutter your timeline.
As a Wild fan, I thank you for your service and I hope you go to many more games this season.
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Welp, this year's Halloween costume is set.
January 23, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Why do they have to be so fucking weird? If they hadn't so thoroughly vilified experts they could have leaned on research that indicates full-fat dairy can be good for brain development in kids and shit like that. Instead...they do this.
January 19, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I believe that's why they haven't been deployed. If they do get deployed they will have to support 'law enforcement' and the feds but apparently don't want to and don't want to be lumped in with ICE, hence the vests?

bsky.app/profile/akiv...
"Why isn't Walz calling out the Minnesota National Guard?!"

Well, under 10 U.S.C. 12301, members of the National Guard can be ordered to active duty and placed under federal control - but only if the Governor (or other relevant state official) consents to their being ordered to active duty
January 18, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Ugh.
January 7, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Me too!
December 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This headline really confused me at first, because Google has a tool built into Chrome called Lighthouse that gives feedback on site performance.
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
From my backyard in a first ring suburb of the Twin Cities. Never seen anything like it in my 47 years in this state. Just stunned by how much my phone's camera app now resembles a portal to another world.
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The Long Dark is such a great game!
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I bet this is the first time this guy has ever experienced a genuine consequence of his actions.
October 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Same
October 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The top left photo is from St. Paul MN, and not from today (maybe from June, but the weather and the trees aren't right for today)
October 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Most appropriate number to be wearing in Mpls today.
October 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Well, no, but it sounds better than 'unemployed trust fund baby'
October 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
May I present the MN Yacht Club Festival Line up from 2025 (I'm sensing a theme here, presumably the same touring company or whatever):
September 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is why when I approach a cross walk I act like I don't want to cross the street until it's clear because...ugh.
September 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
OK, never mind, I was able to refresh and get something I could find in the panorama, but level 34 (mathematics) is definitely the end.
September 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
That one took me too long, until I realized it was case sensitive.
September 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Guitar Cat might be too much for me.
September 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
They were waiting for another shooter on which to bestow this same fucking narrative. They will bestow the same fucking narrative on the next one, and the next one, and the next one...
September 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
He's good, but he's not $16m a year good, is he? The Wild finally got out from under a couple of big contracts and I'd hate to see them in the same position again so soon.
September 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I mean, that field goal tho'...
September 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM