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Sam Greisman
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Turned 37 yesterday
Coming here to test out my Knicks tweets
May 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’m being shadow banned on Hinge
April 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
TikTok is saying the Ice Bucket Challenge is back?? Recession indicator!
April 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Jean Smart doing the Reese Witherspoon “I’m an American Citizen” speech on this week’s episode. I see you Hacks writer gays!!!
April 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This fucking Diva off
February 21, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Idk. I’m bored.
February 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I do think Adam Silver just needs to watch the 1998 All Star Game to realize they should just play the game
February 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Karla Sofia…you will begin to develop a cough
The ‘Fab 5’ format will not be used for the acting categories at this year’s #Oscars, reports @Variety.

(https://variety.com/2025/film/news/netflix-emilia-perez-oscar-campaign-karla-sofia-gascon-scandal-1236296776/)
February 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh god girl, I know. did you see he’s into jesus now?”
February 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
February 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I Love LA in honor of the Luka trade
February 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Straight forward from here for the Lakers:

-Trade Reddish & Wood for Jokic
-Force Riley to amnesty Butler and sign him
-Flip an urn with Jerry West’s ashes for Anthony Edwards
February 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Ok but honestly it’s 10:30 in LA and they still haven’t announced the trade. Whats up?
February 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
That Luka smoothie at Erewhon gonna be 3000 calories
February 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Seems like a bad time to announce my new gig as Karla Sofia’s publicist
January 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Not sure how much those security cases are doing to prevent crime at CVS because one day I am simply going to smash the glass rather than wait for some lady to come and watch me pick out my dry shampoo
January 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Twink death comes for us all…except somehow Steph Curry
January 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Why do I have to watch so many bloated red faced men talk to each other this season?? #thetraitors
January 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Reposted by Sam Greisman
2025 Best Picture Oscar nominees as 30 Rock screenshots

1. WICKED
January 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This tiktok shit really the perfect idiotic own-goal footnote to the presidency of a dying old man who will only be remembered for costing us a chance to save ourselves.
January 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Bethenny on suicide watch!!!
TikTok is now banned in the U.S.
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hot tennis players lifting their shirt up to wipe sweat off their face>>>>
January 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Really can’t say enough about how incredible local LA news has been this week. Even from the opposite coast.
January 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Reposted by Sam Greisman
A small number of American online so-called "leftists" continue to celebrate (or be loudly indifferent to) the massive fires ripping through Los Angeles.

I think it's wise to take note of who these people are, and to make sure you never allow them anywhere organizing spaces or vulnerable people.
January 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Really don’t need to hear any sneering takes about the wealth of the Palisades today from people who watched two seasons of Selling Sunset and think they know LA. It’s an amazing place to grow up, it’s a community, people have lost everything, get a grip.
January 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM