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Sam
@samgreeneggsandham.bsky.social
Nationally registered GoofyGoober
No amount of whimsy or curiosity could make me like travel- love to see new places and experience new things but I hate traveling
January 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Whenever anyone asks my height, I’m very passionate about making sure they know I am 5 foot 1inch. The extra inch is crucial and if you don’t think so, ask your girlfriend
January 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’ve never looked gayer in my entire life- how are men still hitting on me
December 10, 2024 at 7:15 AM
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Embroidery helps, though
December 10, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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Fox in the leaves ~ my favorite stitch from this year I think
December 9, 2024 at 12:29 AM
What’s my type? 401k, health insurane.. a job
December 9, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I would like to know why at this point is there not an exact way for me to know when I’m going to get my period. Why is it that I have to search my soul, make an offering, ask my uterus questions to know like is it today? Are we doing this? I’m crampy- no? Oh okay. Fine. Tomorrow? Maybe okay thnx
November 14, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I went to an open mat at a friends BJJ gym today and as someone who has spent the majority of their life avoiding men sweating all over me I was glad that I chose that activity for myself this evening 💁🏼‍♀️
November 14, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I feel blessed that I am living this life as a queer woman who’s also Jewish- it’s like people have no idea what to hate me for. I like to give people options, variety
November 14, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Taco bell employee: how are you today

Me: crunchwrap supreme
November 13, 2024 at 3:09 AM