Cream Machine 2
@samelaanderson.bsky.social
Big skeleton little dog
6.1 horsepower
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
6.1 horsepower
Obviously it’s fine to say “rest in power” but please don’t say it for me. I am too charged up in life and I do not want to be electric when I’m dead too.
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Obviously it’s fine to say “rest in power” but please don’t say it for me. I am too charged up in life and I do not want to be electric when I’m dead too.
Butter should come in glue stick form
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Butter should come in glue stick form
aesop’s foibles
October 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
aesop’s foibles
explaining to my dog that he’s a nepo baby
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
explaining to my dog that he’s a nepo baby
“The skin is the best part” ok freaks
October 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“The skin is the best part” ok freaks
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This only happens to you once
Offset just released a song about Cardi B and like??????????? Men don’t listen.
September 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Offset just released a song about Cardi B and like??????????? Men don’t listen.
Normalize bibs for adults. Messy babies aren’t the only messy babies!
September 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Normalize bibs for adults. Messy babies aren’t the only messy babies!
It’s a classic camping cuckhold controversy
August 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It’s a classic camping cuckhold controversy
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i love little free libraries and i have a special place in my heart for the ones that have nothing to do with books. this might be my favorite of all of those.
July 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
i love little free libraries and i have a special place in my heart for the ones that have nothing to do with books. this might be my favorite of all of those.
Rude Spice the Man
July 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Rude Spice the Man
When a dude gets a vasectomy we should also tip his ear. Like a stray cat.
June 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
When a dude gets a vasectomy we should also tip his ear. Like a stray cat.
If someone is being mean to you just tell them the library is closed.
May 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If someone is being mean to you just tell them the library is closed.
A porn site dedicated to petite milfs called the Bare Mini-Mum
May 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
A porn site dedicated to petite milfs called the Bare Mini-Mum
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My wife just asked me if I’m being “politically sad online?” And I said, “yeah, always.”
February 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
My wife just asked me if I’m being “politically sad online?” And I said, “yeah, always.”
Spaghettin hot in herre
February 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Spaghettin hot in herre
Using my one phone call to call 911
November 12, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Using my one phone call to call 911