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Sam🔥“this is fine”🔥Derby
@samderby27.bsky.social
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artist n maker, occasional booty shaker. a little salty, a little butch. dry wit & cat vids appreciated, A.I.-crypto shit will be yeeted into the sun. Support yer local library, bookstore & journalist!
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Just in case anyone needs a little tabby cat being extremely baby on her favorite old bedspread.
Tiny tabby cat being extremely baby, snugged in her favorite old white embroidered blanket.
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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No unicorns sadly but this was an old poster for our annual Halloween show &party
December 16, 2024 at 11:52 PM
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Heyo Bobby! I make lots of kinds of art, but here are some of my chicken portraits…
Small acrylic painting of two chickens standing portrait style holding a chubby black and white cat. They are dressed like the big Edie and little Edie from the movie Grey Gardens. Left Edie is wearing yellow robe, a glittery bracelet and an oversized red white and blue sun hat. Right Edie is wearing a tan fur coat and blue head scarf pinned with a large gold brooch. There is a stylized light orange silhouette of the grey gardens house in the background. Titled ‘Fair is Fowl in the Gardens of Grey’, by D Sam Bryer 3’ x 4’ acrylic portrait style painting of a exceedingly fluffy white hen wearing a deep blue dress with scarlet red ruffled sleeves. She is also wearing a tiny red white and blue top hat precariously perched on her giant fluffy feathered bouffant hairdo. There is a small gold eagle pinned to the ruffles and she is looking at the viewer with a mixture of fear and disdain. Titled ‘the Patriot’s Wife’, by D Sam Bryer
November 28, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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Hi. This is boo - the chonky black queen on bed - absolutely NOT about to start something with her sister noodle (mini-tabby sunstoned on the floor)
Boo, A chonky plush black cat, lies on corner of bed in on bed, deliberately makes direct eye contact with viewer as she slowly extends one paw as far as she can downwards towards her sister ‘noodle’ - a mini-tabby peacefully stoned out in a sunbeam beneath her.
November 21, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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Chicken baby borb…
6” x 6” acrylic portrait style painting of a baby chick dressed in maroon overalls, peach shirt with rounded collar and a little yellow straw hat. There are three wheat grain twigs stuck in the striped peach hat band. Titled ‘November’ by d Sam bryer
November 20, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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Posting an old favorite! a birthday gift chicken-portrait (plus their cat) for a friend who was obsessed with all things grey gardens.
Small acrylic painting of two chickens standing portrait style holding a chubby black and white cat. They are dressed like the big Edie and little Edie from the movie Grey Gardens. Left Edie is wearing yellow robe, a glittery bracelet and an oversized red white and blue sun hat. Right Edie is wearing a tan fur coat and blue head scarf pinned with a large gold brooch. There is a stylized light orange silhouette of the grey gardens house in the background. Titled ‘Fair is Fowl in the Gardens of Grey’, by D Sam Bryer
November 19, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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Heyo Devin! Got yer book for my partner this year (it was dragons n Dino’s themed). Love yer work - and that twit post of the dragon in the rain totally hooked me!
2 picture Books on a stand with an led candle in front of them. Books are ‘The bakery dragon’by Devin Elle Kurtz, and ‘a tree is a community’ by David Harrison / illustration by Kate Cosgrove
November 19, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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Heyo Timothy! And Wow… your stuff is amazing, it’s borderline intimidating! Not sure if this ‘best’ but here’s two samples of mine…
November 17, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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QRT with your profile art!

‘‘Captain, my Captain’, 6x6” acrylic portrait style painting of a white bantam(ish) chicken wearing classic yellow star trek shirt..
‘Captain, my Captain’, 6x6” acrylic portrait style painting of a white bantam(ish) chicken wearing classic yellow star trek shirt. teal blue background.
November 17, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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Heyo Lauren! You look great! And yer art is really amazing. Glad to find you here.
Photo of Artist Sam bryer in their studio wearing glasses and holding a paintbrush as mustache. One of their giant chicken people paintings shows in the background.
November 17, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Artist Sam bryer holding a paintbrush as mustache. Painting of chicken people is shown behind. “Lesser Known Comb Styles of the Domesticated Chicken” art by D Sam bryer. Black line art in pen and red ink. Shows 4 anthropomorphic chickens dressed as different types of folk, with specialty combs. L-R, the pomp shows chicken Elvis, the Texas shows a Texas state styled comb, the maestro shows a violin styled comb, the donut shows a round donut shaped comb Black and white photo of the Chicago drag kings troupe 2003. Gender blending hotties of various persuasions and identities stand close together, dressed to the nines.. Sam is the little one on right in suspenders, white tank and fedora. Color photograph by mystic images. Image shows a gender bending fool wearing black leather head to toe, a diy Viking helmet and a big dumb tongue out grimace while riding a red Honda rebel motorcycle pin a parade.
November 17, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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Woodcut art piece titled “Heartfarmer”by artist D Sam Bryer. Image is of a giant heart and farmer ploughing a field with birds, hills, trees and sorta ominous clouds in background. Fiber art piece by D Sam Bryer titled “old man”. Beige marine canvas sewn into a large puppet-looking person with oversized features and arms that can be used as a chair cushion. A plush tortie cat is settled in on the ‘lap’. Acrylic painting titled “Dis/course” by d Sam bryer. Image is stylized realistic, showing a cutaway of the artist wearing home made explorer gear while lying underneath a floor. They are poking a finger up through a hole into the room above, which has two art critics sloshing wine and drinking tea in side chairs, with a background of empty canvasses showcased behind them. Acrylic painting titled “the patriots wife” by d Sam bryer. Oversized realistic painting of a fluffy white chicken wearing a tiny top hat, ruffled red and black dress and a gold eagle pin.
November 17, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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In tribute to both early festive decor and lights and adorable furry jerks, here’s noodle cat, doing Christmas trad noodle things.
A tiny tabby cat perches in the top branches of a decorated Christmas tree. She looking very pleased with herself as she surveys her domain.
November 13, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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November 13, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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Yes!
Photo looking upwards at Tall trees in a Japanese Garden with red flower lanterns and multi colored lights glittering in the background Photo looking upwards at Tall trees in a Japanese Garden with red flower lanterns and multi colored lights glittering in the background
November 12, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Not quite a meme, but…
Monopoly style illustrated image with an antifascist in blue kicking the ass of a greedy despot. Poster text reads “Refugees didn’t take away affordable housing, rich landlords and greedy politicians DID”.
November 12, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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Cheers Emilia! Fellow noob here, with a counter tribute of my own. Here be my cats posing for their hit single ‘I barfed somewhere that your feet will find in the middle of the night’.
Three spoiled brat cats contemplating their next caper. ( L to R, lavender tortie, plush black and three legged tiger)
November 11, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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From artist Annie Taylor of PEG - the Profanity Embroidery Group, Whitstable, UK, known for their stitching and swearing.
Embroidered art piece with pink flowers, 2 blue birds and the words “fucketyfuckety fuck fuck fuck” by Annie Taylor from PEG - the Profanity Embroidery Group, Whitstable, UK, known for their stitching and swearing.
November 9, 2024 at 3:27 PM