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Sam Caldwell
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Breaker, fixer of things...

(Disclaimer: This is my personal account and all content are my personal views and do not represent the views of any associated entities.)
Nancy Reagan warned us... Just say no to catnip...
(this was before Mars started frantically rolling around in the remains of her catnip, leapt from her chair, ran out of the room and across the house, back again to roll around on her chair then meow at the laser printer.)
October 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I decided I wanted a simple cross-platform IDE... So I built one a few years back. Spent this weekend polishing it a bit more...
October 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
October 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It wasn't murder. Someone was just supporting his freedom of speech.
September 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
September 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Source:https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2025-08-22/headlines-quote-of-the-week/
August 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ever want to know what it's like in my home office? Well, you'd get to hear me make parodies of songs while I work...
August 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
August 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The US economy... #winning (...like charlie sheen without the drugs.)
August 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
No song summarizes 2025 better...
August 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Way to go South Park! Best depiction of Trump yet...
July 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The only deportation Texas needs...
July 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I saw this today and felt sad because now we can add "In America, the GOP will elect him..."
July 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
She was sound asleep. But as soon as I took the picture, the eyes open.... I have annoyed the Mars!
July 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'm pretty sure this image summarizes how I feel tonight....
July 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
For my nerd folks... Be the e^x in the world!
June 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
June 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My thoughts this monday...
May 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
March 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Tell me you don't watch all this republican #winning and remember Charlie Sheen's melt down....
March 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Will Smith in "Enemy of the State" had his blender. I have my shredder. This poor machine has been with me for almost a decade now...and it shows.
March 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
March 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
@texbrodave.bsky.social …mars had thoughts on that dominance theory as soon as i left the room.
February 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
@litmoose.bsky.social ya should have told me I would lose a chair when i let this critter move in. (sitting in “her” chair results in the expectant look that the offending person will vacate aforesaid seating most hastily so she can nap)
February 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
mars has such a hard life!
February 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM