Sam Barsanti
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Sam Barsanti
@sambarsanti.bsky.social
Internet writer person, as seen at The AV Club, IGN, Primetimer, The Hustle, Collider, and fiction at The No Sleep Podcast.
https://www.clippings.me/sambarsanti
Bringing everyone back down by growling through "Dilaudid" right after.
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I had a joke ready to go about an AI Wreck Gar being mad about *woke*, but then I remembered he’s Eric Idle and not John Cleese.
October 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Just imagine that you’re a Gunter, trying to find Mark Rylance’s magic keys.
October 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
That’s probably just the nefarious Mr. Spring Man.
October 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
More like Spyjro The Jragon
September 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
And tell everyone you were a good slice
September 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Yeah, I mean... they introduce a guy who is a racist in season one, and then in season two we go to an alternate universe where everyone loves him. That was pretty heavy-handed foreshadowing. Arrowverse just went for it at full speed, and I respect that.
September 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Counterpoint: I can now dance to Robot Rock as Optimus Prime. 🤔
September 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Mechanically better than the first one, but the original Death Stranding had more to say about the world, humanity, and Kojima, so it was overall a more interesting work of art. If this one is a 10/10 masterpiece, then I have to retroactively go back and rate DS1 as an 11/10 super-masterpiece.
September 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM