Samaritan1963
@samaritan1963.bsky.social
Production Designer/Art Director for the film and television industry. I used to be snarky on that other place. Now I’m just pissed off.
Why are we building a giant ballroom for a guy that doesn’t dance? He’s putting an indoor driving range in there, isn’t he?
October 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Why are we building a giant ballroom for a guy that doesn’t dance? He’s putting an indoor driving range in there, isn’t he?
Kash Patel was about 30 seconds away from clamping his hands over his ears and shouting “La La La I can’t hear you”.
September 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Kash Patel was about 30 seconds away from clamping his hands over his ears and shouting “La La La I can’t hear you”.
If killing worked, it would have worked by now.
September 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
If killing worked, it would have worked by now.
"However much you deny the truth, the truth goes on existing."
– George Orwell
– George Orwell
September 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"However much you deny the truth, the truth goes on existing."
– George Orwell
– George Orwell
Thank you for everything…
June 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Thank you for everything…
Muppets know what’s up
June 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Muppets know what’s up
So we’re in the part of Star Wars when the trade war has broken the galaxy. Can we skip to the part where a farm boy destroys the empire?
May 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So we’re in the part of Star Wars when the trade war has broken the galaxy. Can we skip to the part where a farm boy destroys the empire?
I would love to hear him try to deliver the Easter message in Latin, though
May 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I would love to hear him try to deliver the Easter message in Latin, though
Happy Earth Day from Swamp Thing!
April 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Happy Earth Day from Swamp Thing!
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While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
April 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
Ted Kotcheff, the Director of Weekend at Bernie’s has died and the family has the opportunity to pull the greatest prank ever.
April 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Ted Kotcheff, the Director of Weekend at Bernie’s has died and the family has the opportunity to pull the greatest prank ever.
Was it Liberation Day or Liquidation Day? I’m confused.
April 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Was it Liberation Day or Liquidation Day? I’m confused.
The cheese stands alone.
April 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The cheese stands alone.
You don’t get to wave a chainsaw around celebrating all the people you fired and then get sympathy from anyone about literally ANYTHING.
March 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You don’t get to wave a chainsaw around celebrating all the people you fired and then get sympathy from anyone about literally ANYTHING.
So if Russia bombed the hell out of Alaska for 3 years. All you T-rump lovers would want us to hand Alaska over to Putin. See how dumb that sounds.
March 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
So if Russia bombed the hell out of Alaska for 3 years. All you T-rump lovers would want us to hand Alaska over to Putin. See how dumb that sounds.
I designed the cover art for my brother in law’s new EP! Check it out!
🔥 NEW EP ALERT! 🔥
OC/BC is back and bringing the heat with our brand-new EP Burning Hot—a blazing collection of original Dad Rock anthems that hit hard and stay with you. 🎸🔥
Available in all the usual places!
#OCBC
🔥 NEW EP ALERT! 🔥
OC/BC is back and bringing the heat with our brand-new EP Burning Hot—a blazing collection of original Dad Rock anthems that hit hard and stay with you. 🎸🔥
Available in all the usual places!
#OCBC
Burning Hot
OC/Bc · Single · 2025 · 3 songs
open.spotify.com
March 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I designed the cover art for my brother in law’s new EP! Check it out!
🔥 NEW EP ALERT! 🔥
OC/BC is back and bringing the heat with our brand-new EP Burning Hot—a blazing collection of original Dad Rock anthems that hit hard and stay with you. 🎸🔥
Available in all the usual places!
#OCBC
🔥 NEW EP ALERT! 🔥
OC/BC is back and bringing the heat with our brand-new EP Burning Hot—a blazing collection of original Dad Rock anthems that hit hard and stay with you. 🎸🔥
Available in all the usual places!
#OCBC
Giving credit where credit is due-he has crashed the US on so many fronts faster than I thought was possible
March 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Giving credit where credit is due-he has crashed the US on so many fronts faster than I thought was possible
How long until we hear the n word at a press briefing?
February 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
How long until we hear the n word at a press briefing?
For those in the back… and the front, too.
February 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
For those in the back… and the front, too.
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BOOM! Bishop Mariann Budde has responded to her critics who told her to apologize to Donald Trump.
“I am not going to apologize for asking for mercy for others.”
Smash that repost if you agree she owes Trump ZERO apologies!! 🦋
“I am not going to apologize for asking for mercy for others.”
Smash that repost if you agree she owes Trump ZERO apologies!! 🦋
January 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
BOOM! Bishop Mariann Budde has responded to her critics who told her to apologize to Donald Trump.
“I am not going to apologize for asking for mercy for others.”
Smash that repost if you agree she owes Trump ZERO apologies!! 🦋
“I am not going to apologize for asking for mercy for others.”
Smash that repost if you agree she owes Trump ZERO apologies!! 🦋