She is not sorry at all

There are definitely many monsters that visit our house and make terrifying noises and probably wish to murder sweet, good cats for inscrutable terrible monster reasons.

Wait, I would like that as well. Can I get in on this tucking in/storytime thing?

Good thing your godmother was like “what the hell is wrong with you, absolutely not.”

These minifigs are so beautiful I want to cry

Mama Patti is a real one. And she’s right, you deserve nice body jewelry.

Breton butter is indeed something special! While you are in Brittany, you have to go to a traditional crêperie with the checked tablecloths and little teacups for the cidre. Definitely my favorite Breton food while I studied in Nantes.

I love how the one with the round eyes is like “I am just a sweet smol bean of a vampire pumpkin, I wouldn’t hurt anyone!”

It’s incredible. Do it when you need extra super saiyan oomph at work

I can agree with this! Enforcing social norms is part of integrating anyone into a community.

I mean, many bars are specifically age restricted, which is fine. But cafes, stores, restaurants, buses, libraries, museums - kids belong in those places.

One of the hills I will die on is that children are a part of society, and they absolutely belong in societal third spaces! They need to get practice interacting with adults!

At infusion, too! Where you literally are not allowed to move and you are usually getting them because you are quite ill!

Not even a little treat?! Truly, nose to the grindstone here.

At this point I am like “ok, thank you nature, I have experienced the range of pregnancy symptoms, we don’t have to linger in this stage any longer.” I’d like to be able to put on socks without a struggle again. And eat without a bottle of Tums at the ready.

Genuinely, I was about to say “cooked???? Um……”