Samanthe Root
@samanthe.bsky.social
Satanist. Programmer. Artist. Science Enthusiast. Skeptic. Curmudgeon. Crank. Animal lover. Ave.
He licked it so he approved, right? 😂
June 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
He licked it so he approved, right? 😂
@fen-blackthorn.bsky.social I feel targeted 😂
April 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
@fen-blackthorn.bsky.social I feel targeted 😂
Nergal has a tiny bit of feta stuck to his nose. My dinner contains feta. I wonder where he was sticking his nose? 🤔😂
April 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Nergal has a tiny bit of feta stuck to his nose. My dinner contains feta. I wonder where he was sticking his nose? 🤔😂
Well that's a new one. I'm used to seeing tennis shoes along the road, but I wonder what the story is with this? 😬
March 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Well that's a new one. I'm used to seeing tennis shoes along the road, but I wonder what the story is with this? 😬
OMG my Lyft driver is preaching 😂😂 one star incoming 😂
March 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
OMG my Lyft driver is preaching 😂😂 one star incoming 😂
They should just fire a lot of people and cut corners in the name of efficiency 🤷🏼♀️
February 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
They should just fire a lot of people and cut corners in the name of efficiency 🤷🏼♀️
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🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
January 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
Damn. Goodbye David Lynch. 😞
January 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Damn. Goodbye David Lynch. 😞
I look up to see a tiny head staring at me from the giant beanbag. 😂
January 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I look up to see a tiny head staring at me from the giant beanbag. 😂
Instead of, I didn't know, figuring out innovative ways to deal with a society with less people, let's just keep people ignorant of their choices and make sure they aren't educated. 🙄 This whole article is gross.
Ohhhhmygod. I can’t summarize this for you — you need to read it for yoursrlf. thefederalist.com/2024/12/02/h...
Here’s How To Actually Reverse The Baby Bust
The best way to promote fertility isn’t subsidizing parenthood. It’s stopping the programs that discourage people from having babies.
thefederalist.com
December 15, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Instead of, I didn't know, figuring out innovative ways to deal with a society with less people, let's just keep people ignorant of their choices and make sure they aren't educated. 🙄 This whole article is gross.
Beautiful day for dinos!
December 15, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Beautiful day for dinos!
It's March of the Dinosaurs day! Always a fun outing.
December 15, 2024 at 9:19 PM
It's March of the Dinosaurs day! Always a fun outing.
Did the office holiday party this evening. My only complaint from the evening was the innocent looking sugar cookie that was actually black licorice flavored. What kind of monster planned that? That might be worse than raisin cookies disguised as chocolate chip.
December 15, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Did the office holiday party this evening. My only complaint from the evening was the innocent looking sugar cookie that was actually black licorice flavored. What kind of monster planned that? That might be worse than raisin cookies disguised as chocolate chip.
<side-eying the goblin next to me who doesn't even know the difference between tailor shears and papercraft scissors>
December 14, 2024 at 1:31 AM
<side-eying the goblin next to me who doesn't even know the difference between tailor shears and papercraft scissors>
Apropos of nothing in particular, I hope cuts to Medicare and SS hit certain people harder than others 🤷🏼♀️
December 9, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Apropos of nothing in particular, I hope cuts to Medicare and SS hit certain people harder than others 🤷🏼♀️
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Just learned the CEO shooter’s nickname is The Adjuster™
December 9, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Just learned the CEO shooter’s nickname is The Adjuster™
When they catch the guy (and they will because he took out a rich, yt dude) I wonder who will start the gofundme for his legal fees. Pretty sure it would break records.
December 7, 2024 at 5:28 PM
When they catch the guy (and they will because he took out a rich, yt dude) I wonder who will start the gofundme for his legal fees. Pretty sure it would break records.
This is a fantastic resource!
For years, I have been keeping an annotated guide to science fiction based on reasonable astronomy. It's organized by topic: black holes, Jupiter, etc. It makes no claim to be complete, but may lead you to stories you didn't know: bit.ly/astronomyscifi
#astronomy #sciencefiction #astroedu #scifi
#astronomy #sciencefiction #astroedu #scifi
December 7, 2024 at 2:46 AM
This is a fantastic resource!
Ha! I suspect this isn't that far from reality 😂
Low Folding Chair Pulled Up To Corner Of Mar-A-Lago Conference Table For JD Vance
theonion.com/low-folding-...
theonion.com/low-folding-...
December 6, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Ha! I suspect this isn't that far from reality 😂
I just realized that since the election, I have not seen one word written about Vance. It's all about Elmo. While they all can go fuck themselves, I hope Vance is super jealous of the attention Elmo is getting. 😂
December 6, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I just realized that since the election, I have not seen one word written about Vance. It's all about Elmo. While they all can go fuck themselves, I hope Vance is super jealous of the attention Elmo is getting. 😂
Just saving this for a rainy day...https://fourthievesvinegar.org/
December 4, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Just saving this for a rainy day...https://fourthievesvinegar.org/
The only real downside to wfh is when I see both cats curled up in the giant beanbag. I just want to join them but if I do, I'm not getting out again. 😂
December 3, 2024 at 8:53 PM
The only real downside to wfh is when I see both cats curled up in the giant beanbag. I just want to join them but if I do, I'm not getting out again. 😂
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To recap, the guy nominated Ambassador to Israel does not recognize Palestine and the guy picked to lead the military gets drunk a lot and yells stuff like "Kill all Muslims".
I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.
I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.
December 3, 2024 at 4:08 AM
To recap, the guy nominated Ambassador to Israel does not recognize Palestine and the guy picked to lead the military gets drunk a lot and yells stuff like "Kill all Muslims".
I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.
I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.
I wonder if we're killing our eyelash mites when we put on mascara.
December 3, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I wonder if we're killing our eyelash mites when we put on mascara.