Samantha Eaton
@samanthaeaton.bsky.social
Maine horror author and animal lover. Check out The Insatiable Hunger of Trees and The Roots In Your Bones. Don’t Feed The Wildlife coming soon!
I made a mistake today
December 18, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I made a mistake today
Couldn’t find my rolling pin so I used a beer
December 15, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Couldn’t find my rolling pin so I used a beer
My Portuguese rooster magnet fell off the fridge and his head fell off!!! So I glued it but also put a green ribbon on. Real ones know about the green ribbon 🤘🏻
December 8, 2024 at 8:49 PM
My Portuguese rooster magnet fell off the fridge and his head fell off!!! So I glued it but also put a green ribbon on. Real ones know about the green ribbon 🤘🏻
King isn’t big on being used as a pillow UNLESS it’s our littlest puppy, who doesn’t understand boundaries. He’s such a good boy. Here he is lounging with a whole 3month old Doberman shepherd sitting on him lol
December 1, 2024 at 3:29 PM
King isn’t big on being used as a pillow UNLESS it’s our littlest puppy, who doesn’t understand boundaries. He’s such a good boy. Here he is lounging with a whole 3month old Doberman shepherd sitting on him lol
the puppies put gingie the gingerbread boy in timeout 😂
November 28, 2024 at 3:09 PM
the puppies put gingie the gingerbread boy in timeout 😂
it’s the puppies 13th week of life and we’re celebrating by hearing My Chemical Romance’s “Welcome to the Black Parade” album for the first time. (ok fine it’s not my first time but…) #elderemo #dobermanshepherd
November 27, 2024 at 9:39 PM
it’s the puppies 13th week of life and we’re celebrating by hearing My Chemical Romance’s “Welcome to the Black Parade” album for the first time. (ok fine it’s not my first time but…) #elderemo #dobermanshepherd
i opened up this chapter (that I LITERALLY only have to read through and do light markups on) over an hour ago and have not even started because i am so obsessed with these dogs
November 27, 2024 at 3:22 AM
i opened up this chapter (that I LITERALLY only have to read through and do light markups on) over an hour ago and have not even started because i am so obsessed with these dogs
the cat is ~15 years old. if he wants a taste of some chicken tikka masala, then so be it. he’s a man of variety! a true foodie!
November 26, 2024 at 2:20 AM
the cat is ~15 years old. if he wants a taste of some chicken tikka masala, then so be it. he’s a man of variety! a true foodie!
Fritzy’s first walk! Two miles down the back road shook loose some inspiration for my book and burned some of this little terror’s energy. He had the best time and didn’t roll in the dead opossum we saw.
November 24, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Fritzy’s first walk! Two miles down the back road shook loose some inspiration for my book and burned some of this little terror’s energy. He had the best time and didn’t roll in the dead opossum we saw.
The last two weeks have been alternating ears and legs for her and she’s ridiculous. Meanwhile her brother is leaning into his German Shepherd heritage and becoming entirely chest.
November 24, 2024 at 3:34 AM
The last two weeks have been alternating ears and legs for her and she’s ridiculous. Meanwhile her brother is leaning into his German Shepherd heritage and becoming entirely chest.
Round baby Doberman mix. Now she’s just LONG but not that much older
November 24, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Round baby Doberman mix. Now she’s just LONG but not that much older
i made focaccia
November 23, 2024 at 7:53 PM
i made focaccia
homegirl omens helping with some work training and then, more importantly, helping me remember when to use lay vs. lie vs. laid in writing. she doesn’t really know but she’s really confident with her suggestions.
November 22, 2024 at 1:02 AM
homegirl omens helping with some work training and then, more importantly, helping me remember when to use lay vs. lie vs. laid in writing. she doesn’t really know but she’s really confident with her suggestions.
There is a lot of me in this one, and the mashup of OCD and horror and wildlife rehab is going to hurt.
November 20, 2024 at 2:25 AM
There is a lot of me in this one, and the mashup of OCD and horror and wildlife rehab is going to hurt.
someone on a dayjob call mentioned that my outfit was nice, which sucks because it’s my deli uniform and I’m just sick of doing laundry
November 19, 2024 at 2:21 AM
someone on a dayjob call mentioned that my outfit was nice, which sucks because it’s my deli uniform and I’m just sick of doing laundry
face down ass up
this is how i like to
eat my MFing lunch
this is how i like to
eat my MFing lunch
October 19, 2023 at 9:47 PM
face down ass up
this is how i like to
eat my MFing lunch
this is how i like to
eat my MFing lunch
‘tis the season for indie horror!
Grab your copies today at your preferred online retailer. 🖤
If you like horror with messy female leads, animal characters (who are safe), yucky monsters, a little silliness, and homemade lore you’ll love my work!
Grab your copies today at your preferred online retailer. 🖤
If you like horror with messy female leads, animal characters (who are safe), yucky monsters, a little silliness, and homemade lore you’ll love my work!
October 5, 2023 at 9:29 PM
‘tis the season for indie horror!
Grab your copies today at your preferred online retailer. 🖤
If you like horror with messy female leads, animal characters (who are safe), yucky monsters, a little silliness, and homemade lore you’ll love my work!
Grab your copies today at your preferred online retailer. 🖤
If you like horror with messy female leads, animal characters (who are safe), yucky monsters, a little silliness, and homemade lore you’ll love my work!
This old man just cost me $600 at the vet and has been diagnosed with chronic pancreatitis and GI tract issues. Thankfully, the conditions are treatable.
If you want to support us, grab a copy of one of my books or buy me a kofi. It’s greatly appreciated
linktr.ee/samanthaeato...
If you want to support us, grab a copy of one of my books or buy me a kofi. It’s greatly appreciated
linktr.ee/samanthaeato...
September 22, 2023 at 7:16 PM
This old man just cost me $600 at the vet and has been diagnosed with chronic pancreatitis and GI tract issues. Thankfully, the conditions are treatable.
If you want to support us, grab a copy of one of my books or buy me a kofi. It’s greatly appreciated
linktr.ee/samanthaeato...
If you want to support us, grab a copy of one of my books or buy me a kofi. It’s greatly appreciated
linktr.ee/samanthaeato...
The Roots In Your Bones comes out in 12 days!!! & if you buy your books at Barnes and Noble, you can preorder your copy and get 25% off using the code PREORDER25!
I also wish the kn*fe in this promo image was a pink Cuisinart chef’s kn*fe like the one in the book y’all are prob be mad at me about!
I also wish the kn*fe in this promo image was a pink Cuisinart chef’s kn*fe like the one in the book y’all are prob be mad at me about!
September 8, 2023 at 12:12 AM
The Roots In Your Bones comes out in 12 days!!! & if you buy your books at Barnes and Noble, you can preorder your copy and get 25% off using the code PREORDER25!
I also wish the kn*fe in this promo image was a pink Cuisinart chef’s kn*fe like the one in the book y’all are prob be mad at me about!
I also wish the kn*fe in this promo image was a pink Cuisinart chef’s kn*fe like the one in the book y’all are prob be mad at me about!
Proof copies are here for The Roots In Your Bones!
You can preorder at the l!nk in my bio or watch this space for info on signed copies and swag. Every book purchased brings me a step closer to buying an atrocious Subaru Baja to make into my racing car because I’m That Bitch. ✌🏻💅🏻
You can preorder at the l!nk in my bio or watch this space for info on signed copies and swag. Every book purchased brings me a step closer to buying an atrocious Subaru Baja to make into my racing car because I’m That Bitch. ✌🏻💅🏻
August 10, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Proof copies are here for The Roots In Your Bones!
You can preorder at the l!nk in my bio or watch this space for info on signed copies and swag. Every book purchased brings me a step closer to buying an atrocious Subaru Baja to make into my racing car because I’m That Bitch. ✌🏻💅🏻
You can preorder at the l!nk in my bio or watch this space for info on signed copies and swag. Every book purchased brings me a step closer to buying an atrocious Subaru Baja to make into my racing car because I’m That Bitch. ✌🏻💅🏻
Horror readers, I’ve got another book coming out and it’s a little weird and a little silly and a little personal. There’s a chunky cat named Beef. Things happen. Centipedes.
August 10, 2023 at 1:39 AM
Horror readers, I’ve got another book coming out and it’s a little weird and a little silly and a little personal. There’s a chunky cat named Beef. Things happen. Centipedes.
Like yeah, we’re racing at an abandoned Air Force base, and that in itself is some white people in a horror movie shit. But we’re also in LIMESTONE MAINE where lodging is limited and 20-40 minutes away so people are CAMPING here. Like guys you’re gonna see a cryptid.
August 5, 2023 at 11:48 AM
Like yeah, we’re racing at an abandoned Air Force base, and that in itself is some white people in a horror movie shit. But we’re also in LIMESTONE MAINE where lodging is limited and 20-40 minutes away so people are CAMPING here. Like guys you’re gonna see a cryptid.
Behold, a multi day batch of homemade potato and cheddar pierogi.
August 1, 2023 at 8:24 PM
Behold, a multi day batch of homemade potato and cheddar pierogi.
POV: your girl saw someone call a big sandwich a “scooby doo” sandwich on tiktok and needed to make them.
Your girl is a feminist but feminism includes women who FUCKING LOVE MAKING SEXY SANDWICHES.
Your girl is a feminist but feminism includes women who FUCKING LOVE MAKING SEXY SANDWICHES.
July 27, 2023 at 1:20 AM
POV: your girl saw someone call a big sandwich a “scooby doo” sandwich on tiktok and needed to make them.
Your girl is a feminist but feminism includes women who FUCKING LOVE MAKING SEXY SANDWICHES.
Your girl is a feminist but feminism includes women who FUCKING LOVE MAKING SEXY SANDWICHES.
Oh look, it’s Gertie and a proof copy of my upcoming adult folk horror, The Roots In Your Bones!
July 25, 2023 at 4:35 PM
Oh look, it’s Gertie and a proof copy of my upcoming adult folk horror, The Roots In Your Bones!