Samantha Eaton
@samanthaeaton.bsky.social
Maine horror author and animal lover. Check out The Insatiable Hunger of Trees and The Roots In Your Bones. Don’t Feed The Wildlife coming soon!
I’ve been working on this WIP for over a year and none of the characters names have changed. Until today when Rory became Riley??? Okay bro maybe we can talk about that in revisions but not right now
December 22, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I’ve been working on this WIP for over a year and none of the characters names have changed. Until today when Rory became Riley??? Okay bro maybe we can talk about that in revisions but not right now
I made a mistake today
December 18, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I made a mistake today
Writing is hard.
It’s even harder with two large breed puppies JUMPING ON YOU AT ALL TIMES.
It’s even harder with two large breed puppies JUMPING ON YOU AT ALL TIMES.
December 17, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Writing is hard.
It’s even harder with two large breed puppies JUMPING ON YOU AT ALL TIMES.
It’s even harder with two large breed puppies JUMPING ON YOU AT ALL TIMES.
I WONT fix him
I WILL make him worse energy by me
I WILL make him worse energy by me
I like gaslighting the dayjob A Eye that i have to use by giving it the thumbs down on its output every single time even if it DOES give me something usable.
December 15, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I WONT fix him
I WILL make him worse energy by me
I WILL make him worse energy by me
I like gaslighting the dayjob A Eye that i have to use by giving it the thumbs down on its output every single time even if it DOES give me something usable.
December 15, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I like gaslighting the dayjob A Eye that i have to use by giving it the thumbs down on its output every single time even if it DOES give me something usable.
Couldn’t find my rolling pin so I used a beer
December 15, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Couldn’t find my rolling pin so I used a beer
the storytelling in goodbye earl is, quite frankly, better than Shakespeare. The Chicks could write Romeo and Juliet but Shakey Boi could never write goodbye earl.
December 12, 2024 at 11:40 PM
the storytelling in goodbye earl is, quite frankly, better than Shakespeare. The Chicks could write Romeo and Juliet but Shakey Boi could never write goodbye earl.
apparently, nobody I speak to irl understands how nice I think it would feel to take out my eyeballs and put them in some very cold cream for a bit
December 12, 2024 at 2:02 AM
apparently, nobody I speak to irl understands how nice I think it would feel to take out my eyeballs and put them in some very cold cream for a bit
I don’t think 2025 is gonna be my year. I’m pretty sure I’ve already had my year. I do not know which one it was.
December 11, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I don’t think 2025 is gonna be my year. I’m pretty sure I’ve already had my year. I do not know which one it was.
Chappell roan covering “crazy birch” by buck cherry would actually be sick
December 9, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Chappell roan covering “crazy birch” by buck cherry would actually be sick
My Portuguese rooster magnet fell off the fridge and his head fell off!!! So I glued it but also put a green ribbon on. Real ones know about the green ribbon 🤘🏻
December 8, 2024 at 8:49 PM
My Portuguese rooster magnet fell off the fridge and his head fell off!!! So I glued it but also put a green ribbon on. Real ones know about the green ribbon 🤘🏻
I keep forgetting about this app but I don’t hate it here.
December 8, 2024 at 2:59 AM
I keep forgetting about this app but I don’t hate it here.
Idk the puppies are almost four months old. I think they can hear Freak On A Leash.
December 7, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Idk the puppies are almost four months old. I think they can hear Freak On A Leash.
I don’t need advice or tricks, I simply need validation that a lot of these people are douchebags
December 6, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I don’t need advice or tricks, I simply need validation that a lot of these people are douchebags
“It must be NICE having OCD! Your house must be so clean.”
Motherfcker it looks like a Chewy warehouse blew up in here OCD has nothing to do with tidiness.
Motherfcker it looks like a Chewy warehouse blew up in here OCD has nothing to do with tidiness.
December 5, 2024 at 11:41 PM
“It must be NICE having OCD! Your house must be so clean.”
Motherfcker it looks like a Chewy warehouse blew up in here OCD has nothing to do with tidiness.
Motherfcker it looks like a Chewy warehouse blew up in here OCD has nothing to do with tidiness.
you’d think working in a healthcare adjacent field that people would know what IS and IS NOT OCD but here we are, saying “I’m so OCD” over a slightly off center graphic. meanwhile in hell, i randomly thought about putting my hand in a meat slicer while working the deli last night.
December 5, 2024 at 6:46 PM
you’d think working in a healthcare adjacent field that people would know what IS and IS NOT OCD but here we are, saying “I’m so OCD” over a slightly off center graphic. meanwhile in hell, i randomly thought about putting my hand in a meat slicer while working the deli last night.
Apparently when I say “if my eye doesn’t stop twitching, I’m going to remove it with a spoon!” people get upset and I ruin dinner.
December 4, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Apparently when I say “if my eye doesn’t stop twitching, I’m going to remove it with a spoon!” people get upset and I ruin dinner.
I saw a guy that could have gotten very far in the Chris Evans lookalike competition and he was polite to the supermarket deli employee (me.)
December 3, 2024 at 8:38 AM
I saw a guy that could have gotten very far in the Chris Evans lookalike competition and he was polite to the supermarket deli employee (me.)
I just have so many things to write for you all, but first I made a bunch of slides for some stakeholders at my day job because that’s what I want to be doing at 11pm
December 3, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I just have so many things to write for you all, but first I made a bunch of slides for some stakeholders at my day job because that’s what I want to be doing at 11pm
Of course I hit a groove writing 10 minutes before I have to go to my part time job… Buy my books so I don’t have to do this anymore! (I actually like my part time job I’m just so burned out with all the things…)
December 1, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Of course I hit a groove writing 10 minutes before I have to go to my part time job… Buy my books so I don’t have to do this anymore! (I actually like my part time job I’m just so burned out with all the things…)
well my dog just sat his entire bony teenage German shepherd butt on my boob so I think I’m clear another few years before I need another mammogram
December 1, 2024 at 1:08 AM
well my dog just sat his entire bony teenage German shepherd butt on my boob so I think I’m clear another few years before I need another mammogram
lol my pitbull gave me another story idea as if I’m not neck deep in something I’m already taking too long to finish
November 30, 2024 at 2:40 PM
lol my pitbull gave me another story idea as if I’m not neck deep in something I’m already taking too long to finish
if I were to say “he’s the kind of man who makes you listen to Sabrina Carpenter as preventative healthcare” what would you think?
November 29, 2024 at 10:22 PM
if I were to say “he’s the kind of man who makes you listen to Sabrina Carpenter as preventative healthcare” what would you think?
teaching my dogs to “sing along” to counting worms by knocked loose instead of writing still counts as creativity
November 29, 2024 at 8:30 PM
teaching my dogs to “sing along” to counting worms by knocked loose instead of writing still counts as creativity
I need to write but there is so much LAUNDRY
November 29, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I need to write but there is so much LAUNDRY