sam maurer
@samandmau.bsky.social
"it sounds exhausting to be you"
the Sufjan albums I have on vinyl are Michigan, Seven Swans, and Carrie & Lowell, and that seems like the right ones
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
the Sufjan albums I have on vinyl are Michigan, Seven Swans, and Carrie & Lowell, and that seems like the right ones
Weird Al parody called "The Fate of Bedelia" and it lists all the different situations in which she misunderstood figurative language
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Weird Al parody called "The Fate of Bedelia" and it lists all the different situations in which she misunderstood figurative language
Matthews Band, Dave
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Matthews Band, Dave
take a standard Dutch Baby recipe and reduce both the flour and milk by half, then replace with an equivalent weight of butternut purée
what do you think?
what do you think?
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
take a standard Dutch Baby recipe and reduce both the flour and milk by half, then replace with an equivalent weight of butternut purée
what do you think?
what do you think?
does Natalie Portman really never say "Supreme Chancellor Valorum" in her weird Episode 1 accent? did I Mandela Effect this into existence?
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
does Natalie Portman really never say "Supreme Chancellor Valorum" in her weird Episode 1 accent? did I Mandela Effect this into existence?
I can walk to the antepenultimate stops of two different T lines from my house
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I can walk to the antepenultimate stops of two different T lines from my house
knuckles CHAOTIX!!!
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
knuckles CHAOTIX!!!
“thanks for the can of Kltpzyxm soup”
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“thanks for the can of Kltpzyxm soup”
imagine Ben Affleck sitting at his typewriter, typing out “It’s not yah fault. It’s not yah fault.” over and over again
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
imagine Ben Affleck sitting at his typewriter, typing out “It’s not yah fault. It’s not yah fault.” over and over again
was listening to an Owen Pallett song and a lyric struck me, so I typed it into Google to see if I'd heard it correctly. AI search identified it as being from a poem.
I thought, "oh, that's interesting, maybe Owen was referencing an earlier work in their lyrics"
I thought, "oh, that's interesting, maybe Owen was referencing an earlier work in their lyrics"
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
was listening to an Owen Pallett song and a lyric struck me, so I typed it into Google to see if I'd heard it correctly. AI search identified it as being from a poem.
I thought, "oh, that's interesting, maybe Owen was referencing an earlier work in their lyrics"
I thought, "oh, that's interesting, maybe Owen was referencing an earlier work in their lyrics"
I just read "truly one of" the greatest "paragraphs" that was ever "written down in" all of human "histary"
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I just read "truly one of" the greatest "paragraphs" that was ever "written down in" all of human "histary"
death will be stupefied
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
death will be stupefied
thank god no one saw me crying watching the alternate ending of Titanic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uXa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uXa...
Titanic - Alternate Ending
YouTube video by Titanic Movie/Pelicula
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
thank god no one saw me crying watching the alternate ending of Titanic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uXa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uXa...
just awoke from what was unquestionably the deepest sleep of my entire life, although it lasted only two hours, a Lake Baikal of slumber
November 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
just awoke from what was unquestionably the deepest sleep of my entire life, although it lasted only two hours, a Lake Baikal of slumber
if you ever turn off My Cousin Vinny you’re a monster
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
if you ever turn off My Cousin Vinny you’re a monster
night nurse: would you like some ativan?
me (honest): yes but first I need to block this person who makes annoying food videos on instagram
me (honest): yes but first I need to block this person who makes annoying food videos on instagram
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
night nurse: would you like some ativan?
me (honest): yes but first I need to block this person who makes annoying food videos on instagram
me (honest): yes but first I need to block this person who makes annoying food videos on instagram
hard to explain why National Lampoon’s Vacation works except that at the end, Chevy Chase pulls a gun on John Candy, and you truly believe he’d pull the trigger
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
hard to explain why National Lampoon’s Vacation works except that at the end, Chevy Chase pulls a gun on John Candy, and you truly believe he’d pull the trigger
yuja wang always bows so rapidly, I'm worried she'll hit her head on the edge of the piano and get a black eye
October 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
yuja wang always bows so rapidly, I'm worried she'll hit her head on the edge of the piano and get a black eye
at this rate, Lydia Tár will be doing the orchestrations for Róisín’s next album
October 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
at this rate, Lydia Tár will be doing the orchestrations for Róisín’s next album
to be fair, this also happened to Paula Poundstone in the 90s
October 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
to be fair, this also happened to Paula Poundstone in the 90s
seriously though is Zohran’s head always tilted
October 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
seriously though is Zohran’s head always tilted
I am a slot in the NES cartridge that the Christ’s breath moves through
October 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I am a slot in the NES cartridge that the Christ’s breath moves through