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Sam On The Computer
@samalexjohnston.bsky.social
World's smartest idiot. World's dumbest genius. I look like David Cameron going undercover at Download Festival, and I do a podcast called 24 Bauer Party People. I'm not happy about it either.
CONTINENTAL HOTEL BONG SOMMELIER: And what would Sir desire for, hm, an amuse-bouche?
KEANU WICK: Something with... character. Bold, but... refined.
CHBS: [Pulling out a joint that looks like the weed equivalent of a Scooby-Doo sandwich] Of course. One pirate coin please
October 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Reactions were, shall we say, spirited but mixed. Telling people that it was a legitimate number one single felt like breaking the news that Santa is real and got intercepted by the Iron Dome
August 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
That does raise the interesting question of whether me getting grandfathered in means I'm boots on the ground in wetwork swan elimination or if the rules as written means I'm more of a Q Branch role, turning everyday items into elite poaching gear for the girls in the hit squads
August 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I don't know this song but these whole afters are about to discover it with me
August 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
SEEEEE-CRET BROTHAH
August 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Do you know about how in the Philippines there's a lot of killings related to My Way being done at karaoke? Imagine if we added The Biz to the mix there
May 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I never thought My Way was a cover, but after Behind Blue Eyes I just took it as read that My Generation by Limp Bizkit was another Who cover and actively avoided it
May 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This, to me, is Snowpiercer
April 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Oh lads you won't believe what's happened
March 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM