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philosopher sellsword and burgeoning hedge mage
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sama 🔪💖
@samadreamcast.bsky.social
· Oct 27
getting real scared in the middle of a gay sword fight. I think this bitch is straight and going to kill me for real
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incredibly sensual gravedigger the monster truck fic that ends with me opening his door to a pulsing wall of meat and i climb in baby vroom vroom
June 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
incredibly sensual gravedigger the monster truck fic that ends with me opening his door to a pulsing wall of meat and i climb in baby vroom vroom
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progesterone doesn’t make me horny but it does make me want to stand in field in the rain slamming a broken pipe down on a serial killer’s head over and over while screaming until my voice gives out so idk maybe it does
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
progesterone doesn’t make me horny but it does make me want to stand in field in the rain slamming a broken pipe down on a serial killer’s head over and over while screaming until my voice gives out so idk maybe it does
they/them'd
at the booster shot
bitch i just gave you my id
what did you think the 'f' stood for
faggot?
at the booster shot
bitch i just gave you my id
what did you think the 'f' stood for
faggot?
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
they/them'd
at the booster shot
bitch i just gave you my id
what did you think the 'f' stood for
faggot?
at the booster shot
bitch i just gave you my id
what did you think the 'f' stood for
faggot?
the rising tide of fascism comes home to roost: coffee shop playing the blandest cover of a song youve ever heard
October 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
the rising tide of fascism comes home to roost: coffee shop playing the blandest cover of a song youve ever heard
doing spit play with the pearly gates. not jusr yet baby
October 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
doing spit play with the pearly gates. not jusr yet baby
god loves a transsexual and transsexuals love a stupid fucking pun
October 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
god loves a transsexual and transsexuals love a stupid fucking pun
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femtanyl: for the ladies
September 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
femtanyl: for the ladies
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the absolute pleasure of explaining who charlie kirk is to my coworker and a regular and then telling them he got fucking merced. indescribable
September 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
the absolute pleasure of explaining who charlie kirk is to my coworker and a regular and then telling them he got fucking merced. indescribable
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Diversity Win: Beard Hair In Sink Replaced By Undercut Touchup
March 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Diversity Win: Beard Hair In Sink Replaced By Undercut Touchup
violent, psychotic art is getting big again. get in now before the pringles man is sawn in half at a kink party as part of a viral marketing stunt
August 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
violent, psychotic art is getting big again. get in now before the pringles man is sawn in half at a kink party as part of a viral marketing stunt
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"manual gynophilia." is that anything.
August 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"manual gynophilia." is that anything.
gave my truck an orchi
August 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
gave my truck an orchi
doing a land acknowledgement before giving head
August 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
doing a land acknowledgement before giving head
noticing a lot less piss on public toilet seats these days. society socially progresses faster than we can comprehend
July 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
noticing a lot less piss on public toilet seats these days. society socially progresses faster than we can comprehend
this is an attack on me and my undesirable personality
July 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
this is an attack on me and my undesirable personality
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about to have a woman moment✨
June 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
about to have a woman moment✨
my dad is such a world war 5 guy. he’s always down in his man cave feeding the ratkin
June 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
my dad is such a world war 5 guy. he’s always down in his man cave feeding the ratkin
pee is stored in the breasts
June 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
pee is stored in the breasts
a super-future society revived my brain matter using time-space folding tech so now i have to watch my cyberbug body battle nightmares unfolding from an enthdimension out of one eye while the other eye watches me scroll pinterest boards and accidentally click temu ads at never before seen speeds
June 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
a super-future society revived my brain matter using time-space folding tech so now i have to watch my cyberbug body battle nightmares unfolding from an enthdimension out of one eye while the other eye watches me scroll pinterest boards and accidentally click temu ads at never before seen speeds
pearl harbour. 9/11. and now. boise idaho titanic
June 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
pearl harbour. 9/11. and now. boise idaho titanic
stop right there queen! 🫵 untuck NOW
June 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
stop right there queen! 🫵 untuck NOW
got my tmjs extended. doc says im not allowed to masticate anymore
June 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
got my tmjs extended. doc says im not allowed to masticate anymore