Official sweatpants seasons in Texas
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Official sweatpants seasons in Texas
It’s November and I still have a farmers tan. You’re welcome.
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It’s November and I still have a farmers tan. You’re welcome.
Halloween flex for the boys.
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Halloween flex for the boys.
Practice makes perfect when it comes to judging
September 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Practice makes perfect when it comes to judging
Clocked by the waiter in Park City. Sis for days
August 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Clocked by the waiter in Park City. Sis for days
I feel like a goddamn superhero in this singlet!
July 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I feel like a goddamn superhero in this singlet!
More mirror shenanigans until I finally take a vacation.
July 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
More mirror shenanigans until I finally take a vacation.
When the DoorDash delivery photo does you dirty.
July 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
When the DoorDash delivery photo does you dirty.
I can admit that I impressed myself with this quick pic.
July 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I can admit that I impressed myself with this quick pic.
Sat outside for 10 minutes and melted.
June 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Sat outside for 10 minutes and melted.
She initiated cuddles last night and loved it
June 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
She initiated cuddles last night and loved it
Happy Pride, Queers! Be yourself. Be shirtless. Be loud. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
June 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Happy Pride, Queers! Be yourself. Be shirtless. Be loud. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
This hotel view is spectacular
June 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This hotel view is spectacular
*witty comment to prove I am more than a pretty body*
May 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
*witty comment to prove I am more than a pretty body*
Just going to flex away the day.
May 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just going to flex away the day.
I need new work pants. I’m looking like Mr. Rogers with VPL.
April 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I need new work pants. I’m looking like Mr. Rogers with VPL.
Becoming one with the couch
April 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Becoming one with the couch
Central Texas still has some upstanding people.
April 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Central Texas still has some upstanding people.
Self-care Sunday with a mask…that matches my normal pasty skin tone.
April 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Self-care Sunday with a mask…that matches my normal pasty skin tone.
Ever stare at a plant and think, “I’m going to watch you slowly grow.”
April 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ever stare at a plant and think, “I’m going to watch you slowly grow.”
I love that my tacos come with little baggies of red and green sauce. Which drug do you want?
April 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I love that my tacos come with little baggies of red and green sauce. Which drug do you want?
Post trip body check. Back in front of my usual mirror.
March 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Post trip body check. Back in front of my usual mirror.