Official sweatpants seasons in Texas
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Official sweatpants seasons in Texas
It’s November and I still have a farmers tan. You’re welcome.
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It’s November and I still have a farmers tan. You’re welcome.
Don’t quit your job, Sam. Don’t. Quit. Your. Job.
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Don’t quit your job, Sam. Don’t. Quit. Your. Job.
Halloween flex for the boys.
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Halloween flex for the boys.
Practice makes perfect when it comes to judging
September 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Practice makes perfect when it comes to judging
Cleaning my apartment brings me joy. Everything just be tidy!
September 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Cleaning my apartment brings me joy. Everything just be tidy!
Clocked by the waiter in Park City. Sis for days
August 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Clocked by the waiter in Park City. Sis for days
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Carly Rae Jepsen's album Emotion was released 10 years ago this week, acclaimed in the years since for its flair for the dramatic and unabashed schmaltz. But the album also contains a particular emotion often underdiscussed when considering Jepsen's appeal. n.pr/47CV7pY
10 years later, it's still a joy to fall into Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Emotion'
Carly Rae Jepsen's album Emotion was released 10 years ago this week, acclaimed in the years since for its flair for the dramatic and unabashed schmaltz. But the album also contains a particular emotion often underdiscussed when considering Jepsen's appeal.
n.pr
August 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Carly Rae Jepsen's album Emotion was released 10 years ago this week, acclaimed in the years since for its flair for the dramatic and unabashed schmaltz. But the album also contains a particular emotion often underdiscussed when considering Jepsen's appeal. n.pr/47CV7pY
I can’t tell if the staff at this ramen shop in Edinburgh were impressed or mortified by how quickly I ate everything.
To be fair, it was delicious.
To be fair, it was delicious.
August 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I can’t tell if the staff at this ramen shop in Edinburgh were impressed or mortified by how quickly I ate everything.
To be fair, it was delicious.
To be fair, it was delicious.
I feel like a goddamn superhero in this singlet!
July 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I feel like a goddamn superhero in this singlet!
Kudos to the man at the gym who brought along an individually wrapped string cheese. Still not sure how I feel about it laying on the gym floor between your sets.
July 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Kudos to the man at the gym who brought along an individually wrapped string cheese. Still not sure how I feel about it laying on the gym floor between your sets.
More mirror shenanigans until I finally take a vacation.
July 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
More mirror shenanigans until I finally take a vacation.
I am so burnt out and my sleep schedule is so fucked that I keep taking naps after work. The naps are 2 hours long!
July 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I am so burnt out and my sleep schedule is so fucked that I keep taking naps after work. The naps are 2 hours long!
Ordered my first singlet. This should be fun.
July 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Ordered my first singlet. This should be fun.
When the DoorDash delivery photo does you dirty.
July 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
When the DoorDash delivery photo does you dirty.
I can admit that I impressed myself with this quick pic.
July 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I can admit that I impressed myself with this quick pic.
I need a week at the beach. Preferably clothing optional.
July 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I need a week at the beach. Preferably clothing optional.
My ceiling is leaking, which is apropos for the state of affairs in America.
July 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My ceiling is leaking, which is apropos for the state of affairs in America.
Ah joy. It’s the time of year for me to get my annual summer cold.
a stuffed animal is laying on a couch with a pink blanket and a pillow .
ALT: a stuffed animal is laying on a couch with a pink blanket and a pillow .
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June 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Ah joy. It’s the time of year for me to get my annual summer cold.
I can’t remember how much food I’ve fed my cat today, and I think she knows that.
June 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I can’t remember how much food I’ve fed my cat today, and I think she knows that.
I’m glad the dental hygienist was happy with a one sided conversation, because she was knuckle deep in my mouth
June 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I’m glad the dental hygienist was happy with a one sided conversation, because she was knuckle deep in my mouth
“Why am I so fucking exhausted and overworked?” Asked the man who hasn’t taken a vacation all year.
June 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Why am I so fucking exhausted and overworked?” Asked the man who hasn’t taken a vacation all year.
Sat outside for 10 minutes and melted.
June 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Sat outside for 10 minutes and melted.
I bought the food at the grocery store. Who wants to make it into a meal for me?
June 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I bought the food at the grocery store. Who wants to make it into a meal for me?