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You hate the Doobie Brothers and expect me to repost your missing sibling?
That “Messy” song has serious “DAE adulting is hard??? 🤣” vibes
February 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
While I agree can we please keep this off this app and leave it for the previous one… We are better than this 😭
January 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I hope nobody takes this the wrong way but why has the Internet decided to appoint the French and the Irish as the arbiters of oppression and when did this start
January 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
They need to start selling multivitamin gummies without the vitamins. And don’t tell me “just eat Haribo” nah it’s different
January 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I think I might start a Medium as well just because I've been wanting to write about culture
January 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I quit Xitter and TikTok, greatly reduced my presence on IG, and I feel way less anxious and agitated than ever… I know this is the equivalent of saying "Water is wet". Nevertheless, I'm still shocked. I feel… Good? Focused? Attentive?
January 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Okay so we’re all expecting the new Weeknd album to eventually star on an episode of Todd in the Shadow’s “Trainwreckords”, right?
January 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
A friend said that that song from Bruno and Sexyy sounds like a GrubHub ad and yeah they’re dead on
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
People don’t recognize that the terms “alternative medicine” and “pseudoscience” does not just refer to when people drink a smoothie thinking it’ll prevent or cure cancer. I think that explains so much about how people struggle to understand public health efforts
January 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
If they brought group chats to this app, this app would be unstoppable
January 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I REFUSE to join another social media app. Where are the forums? I’ll join those
January 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
After citizens’ arrest, we need citizens’ lithium for the delusion on the Internet these days
January 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Those two weeks where everyone kept saying “very cutesy, very demure” were painful
January 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I wish I had a nickel
January 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This shit is the #2 reason why I’m trying to wean myself off of Twitter… Nobody on that app is capable of having relational conversations. If you dare to have one it’s considered self-centered. Meanwhile, relational conversations IS the primary building block to creating sympathy and empathy
January 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Why is working retail one of the most dehumanizing experiences someone could go through
January 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My mom asked me if I did the dishes and I yelled “Drake”. She smiled, she knew they were washed.
January 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
There’s been much ado about hip-hop supposedly losing commercial ground. I think a lot of it has to do with so many rappers no longer trying to appeal to women. It’s too much weird macho shit that only certain men like
January 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This has to be the first bird app replacement to actually have legs
January 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I might just be old but I absolutely cannot stand the kind of subtitle on certain videos where the words are highlighted as they’re said… Super distracting from the actual video
December 30, 2024 at 5:27 PM
When a TikTok video says “go to part 2” I scroll because why are you making me search through your profile for a cooking tutorial
December 30, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I’ll think of more later, but these are my 2025 predictions for now
December 30, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Watching Squid Game season 2 and Gong Yoo is still so hot
December 26, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Some of you need to start reading aloud the things you type before you post them. It’s a lot of people who be posting and their shit makes NO sense when I read it
December 24, 2024 at 5:56 PM
That Pennsylvanian's fanbase *really* cannot stand the prospect that anybody selling less than her could and would receive more critical acclaim than her
December 16, 2024 at 10:44 PM