Teff Salvent
@salventeff13.bsky.social
lvl 33 | Interracial child made of magic & psychedelia | Afro descendant | Proud Sixth Gun since 2006 | Procrastinator | Languages Freak | Demi -💗💜💙 | Writer
Asian languages are not for the weak. It me, I am the weak.
Me: my lip is purple
Thai teacher: your vegetable? What vegetable?
Me:
Me: my lip is purple
Thai teacher: your vegetable? What vegetable?
Me:
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Asian languages are not for the weak. It me, I am the weak.
Me: my lip is purple
Thai teacher: your vegetable? What vegetable?
Me:
Me: my lip is purple
Thai teacher: your vegetable? What vegetable?
Me:
I don’t always mourn over a straight death ship, but when I do:
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I don’t always mourn over a straight death ship, but when I do:
Actual footage of me every time I talk to my friends again, after soft-ghosting the world over a depressive episode
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Actual footage of me every time I talk to my friends again, after soft-ghosting the world over a depressive episode
Sometimes you just gotta Google ‘vintage cakes’ and spent 20 minutes scrolling down to feel at peace….. bonus (concerning) points if some of those colorful cakes remind you of Edward scissorhands
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Sometimes you just gotta Google ‘vintage cakes’ and spent 20 minutes scrolling down to feel at peace….. bonus (concerning) points if some of those colorful cakes remind you of Edward scissorhands
I thought it was the anatomy of an early 2000’s yaoi 😭
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I thought it was the anatomy of an early 2000’s yaoi 😭
When I first read Scum Villain (way before it was serialized in English) I had this notebook where I copied my favorite quotes.
Knowing about Bingzu this hurts even more and I don’t think I cried as much the first time as I’m crying now cause cause
Knowing about Bingzu this hurts even more and I don’t think I cried as much the first time as I’m crying now cause cause
November 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
When I first read Scum Villain (way before it was serialized in English) I had this notebook where I copied my favorite quotes.
Knowing about Bingzu this hurts even more and I don’t think I cried as much the first time as I’m crying now cause cause
Knowing about Bingzu this hurts even more and I don’t think I cried as much the first time as I’m crying now cause cause
Me rambling to my fiend about SVSSS extra spoilers: I MEAN I WAS DRAGGED FURTHER DOWN INTO A HELL I NEVER LEFT BUT WAS DORMANT WHILE I HYPERFIXATED IN OTHER THINGS AND SOMEHOE IM BOTH UNEARTHING AND BURYING MYSELF DEEPER HERE
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Me rambling to my fiend about SVSSS extra spoilers: I MEAN I WAS DRAGGED FURTHER DOWN INTO A HELL I NEVER LEFT BUT WAS DORMANT WHILE I HYPERFIXATED IN OTHER THINGS AND SOMEHOE IM BOTH UNEARTHING AND BURYING MYSELF DEEPER HERE
I was listening to Stephanie Soo’s video/interview with Lisa Plumb. And they mentioned Pretty Baby, and I got the yikes remembering it. I got curious on who the fuck directed/wrote that monstrosity and surprise (not) surprise
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I was listening to Stephanie Soo’s video/interview with Lisa Plumb. And they mentioned Pretty Baby, and I got the yikes remembering it. I got curious on who the fuck directed/wrote that monstrosity and surprise (not) surprise
I feel bad for historians who will have to watch/read One Piece in order to explain this 😂😂😂
October 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I feel bad for historians who will have to watch/read One Piece in order to explain this 😂😂😂
Norway's national team coach in a press conference yesterday:
"Today we will face a team from a country that doesn't exist on the map and whose existence I am unaware of. I refused to play this match, but FIFA forced us to play it, and I agreed with
"Today we will face a team from a country that doesn't exist on the map and whose existence I am unaware of. I refused to play this match, but FIFA forced us to play it, and I agreed with
October 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Norway's national team coach in a press conference yesterday:
"Today we will face a team from a country that doesn't exist on the map and whose existence I am unaware of. I refused to play this match, but FIFA forced us to play it, and I agreed with
"Today we will face a team from a country that doesn't exist on the map and whose existence I am unaware of. I refused to play this match, but FIFA forced us to play it, and I agreed with
So when it comes to ban a genocidal state from participating FIFA ‘is not political’ and ‘cannot meddle’. But when someone is against the homicidal people suddenly they become political and want to set sanctions? Fucking sold hypocrites
October 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
So when it comes to ban a genocidal state from participating FIFA ‘is not political’ and ‘cannot meddle’. But when someone is against the homicidal people suddenly they become political and want to set sanctions? Fucking sold hypocrites
Today in “I live in a 200year old house and is kinda haunted” we present:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Today in “I live in a 200year old house and is kinda haunted” we present:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Yesterday I learned that brown sugar is not actually brown. It’s just sugar that hasn’t been whitewashed …. I mean refined(?). And that I was thinking of muscovado
October 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Yesterday I learned that brown sugar is not actually brown. It’s just sugar that hasn’t been whitewashed …. I mean refined(?). And that I was thinking of muscovado
This is how I imagine HYDE calling MIYAVI about Yuta before they performed together this year
October 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This is how I imagine HYDE calling MIYAVI about Yuta before they performed together this year
Nothing like my fwend telling me she’s honest but not mean-spirited disguised as ‘brutally honest’. And she’s not afraid to say it on people’s faces. Then, turns to me and says: “you’re way too naive and trusting. But you need to learn yourself”
September 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Nothing like my fwend telling me she’s honest but not mean-spirited disguised as ‘brutally honest’. And she’s not afraid to say it on people’s faces. Then, turns to me and says: “you’re way too naive and trusting. But you need to learn yourself”
Pokémon: fuck ICE! Say yes to Mexican lucha libre
September 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Pokémon: fuck ICE! Say yes to Mexican lucha libre
Tfw you can’t stand perfume but you LOVE butterflies and shiny bottles
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Tfw you can’t stand perfume but you LOVE butterflies and shiny bottles
I forgot to take the empty soap bottle to wash and store to refill later, and then I noticed they’re posing like lover—I mean rivals on an anime opening sequence
September 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I forgot to take the empty soap bottle to wash and store to refill later, and then I noticed they’re posing like lover—I mean rivals on an anime opening sequence
Idk if emotions will hit me delayed (?), or maybe I truly became so detached from ‘family bonds’ to the point that Reita’s death hit me so hard, I actually mourned him compared to my relative that just passed away two days ago
September 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Idk if emotions will hit me delayed (?), or maybe I truly became so detached from ‘family bonds’ to the point that Reita’s death hit me so hard, I actually mourned him compared to my relative that just passed away two days ago
I know you guys struggle with being decent human beings and acknowledge people by their desired pronouns but I know Kirk would've loved for y'all to acknowledge his! 🙏 ❤️
September 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I know you guys struggle with being decent human beings and acknowledge people by their desired pronouns but I know Kirk would've loved for y'all to acknowledge his! 🙏 ❤️
