Teff Salvent
@salventeff13.bsky.social
lvl 33 | Interracial child made of magic & psychedelia | Afro descendant | Proud Sixth Gun since 2006 | Procrastinator | Languages Freak | Demi -💗💜💙 | Writer
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Teff Salvent
@salventeff13.bsky.social
· Nov 16
I’m not going to self-deprecatingly call myself stupid anymore. If you can’t tell I’m stupid from right there talking to me, then you don’t deserve to know
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This is our new CEO, Javier. I have officially adopted him. He is estimated to be 8 years old and he's deaf, so there's no need to give any feedback on his job performance. He is just a perfect gentlemen and I am so grateful he made his way to me. 14/10 no bias at all
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is our new CEO, Javier. I have officially adopted him. He is estimated to be 8 years old and he's deaf, so there's no need to give any feedback on his job performance. He is just a perfect gentlemen and I am so grateful he made his way to me. 14/10 no bias at all
Asian languages are not for the weak. It me, I am the weak.
Me: my lip is purple
Thai teacher: your vegetable? What vegetable?
Me:
Me: my lip is purple
Thai teacher: your vegetable? What vegetable?
Me:
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Asian languages are not for the weak. It me, I am the weak.
Me: my lip is purple
Thai teacher: your vegetable? What vegetable?
Me:
Me: my lip is purple
Thai teacher: your vegetable? What vegetable?
Me:
My friend will never again forget the days of the week in Japanese thanks to my teachings (I pretty much traumatized them). You can question my methods, but not my results
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My friend will never again forget the days of the week in Japanese thanks to my teachings (I pretty much traumatized them). You can question my methods, but not my results
“Why is Carmila Carmine in hell? What was her sin?”
Me: she’s Spanish (?)
Me: she’s Spanish (?)
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
“Why is Carmila Carmine in hell? What was her sin?”
Me: she’s Spanish (?)
Me: she’s Spanish (?)
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This is Kaia. She takes road safety very seriously. Encourages you to do the same. 13/10 please buckle pup (TW: lyss121 & leleleems)
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is Kaia. She takes road safety very seriously. Encourages you to do the same. 13/10 please buckle pup (TW: lyss121 & leleleems)
I’m sorry I copied your accent/the way to talk within 10 minutes of conversation. I’m not mocking you, I swear it’s not on purpose! It’s just a survival skill I developed to fit in(?)
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m sorry I copied your accent/the way to talk within 10 minutes of conversation. I’m not mocking you, I swear it’s not on purpose! It’s just a survival skill I developed to fit in(?)
I’m sorry I copied your accent/the way to talk within 10 minutes of conversation. I’m not mocking you, I swear it’s not on purpose! It’s just a survival skill I developed to fit in(?)
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m sorry I copied your accent/the way to talk within 10 minutes of conversation. I’m not mocking you, I swear it’s not on purpose! It’s just a survival skill I developed to fit in(?)
I don’t always mourn over a straight death ship, but when I do:
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I don’t always mourn over a straight death ship, but when I do:
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This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)
Actual footage of me every time I talk to my friends again, after soft-ghosting the world over a depressive episode
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Actual footage of me every time I talk to my friends again, after soft-ghosting the world over a depressive episode
Sometimes you just gotta Google ‘vintage cakes’ and spent 20 minutes scrolling down to feel at peace….. bonus (concerning) points if some of those colorful cakes remind you of Edward scissorhands
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Sometimes you just gotta Google ‘vintage cakes’ and spent 20 minutes scrolling down to feel at peace….. bonus (concerning) points if some of those colorful cakes remind you of Edward scissorhands
I thought it was the anatomy of an early 2000’s yaoi 😭
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I thought it was the anatomy of an early 2000’s yaoi 😭
A conversation with friends two weeks ago: a mandatory requirement for graduation in ANY FIELD should be to work in customer service or retail for 6 months minimum.
Mfers need to be taken down a peg
Mfers need to be taken down a peg
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A conversation with friends two weeks ago: a mandatory requirement for graduation in ANY FIELD should be to work in customer service or retail for 6 months minimum.
Mfers need to be taken down a peg
Mfers need to be taken down a peg
Gotta love how conservative men and jerks look at a woman they either don’t find attractive, or is better than them at something and immediately go: that’s a man
Men looking at women and they can only think about dicks is gayer than being gay tbh
Men looking at women and they can only think about dicks is gayer than being gay tbh
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Gotta love how conservative men and jerks look at a woman they either don’t find attractive, or is better than them at something and immediately go: that’s a man
Men looking at women and they can only think about dicks is gayer than being gay tbh
Men looking at women and they can only think about dicks is gayer than being gay tbh
I was talking with a friend about how normalized it is for westerners that white (people, but mainly) men show off the fact they’re predators/pedos.
And as I was telling my point I remembered that as much as I used to love ‘The Nanny’ when I was younger, and I loved Fran Drescher
And as I was telling my point I remembered that as much as I used to love ‘The Nanny’ when I was younger, and I loved Fran Drescher
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I was talking with a friend about how normalized it is for westerners that white (people, but mainly) men show off the fact they’re predators/pedos.
And as I was telling my point I remembered that as much as I used to love ‘The Nanny’ when I was younger, and I loved Fran Drescher
And as I was telling my point I remembered that as much as I used to love ‘The Nanny’ when I was younger, and I loved Fran Drescher
Sometimes I listen to t.A.T.u (or it’s brought up) and stills baffles me how I never realized what they truly were. I mean yeah, two straight girls pretneding to be lesbians and a couple in order to sell more is normal. But man I haven’t been the same since I learned THEY WERE 14-YEARS-OLD.
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sometimes I listen to t.A.T.u (or it’s brought up) and stills baffles me how I never realized what they truly were. I mean yeah, two straight girls pretneding to be lesbians and a couple in order to sell more is normal. But man I haven’t been the same since I learned THEY WERE 14-YEARS-OLD.
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This is Maverick. He's not the biggest fan of this rain jacket but has learned the value of choosing his battles. Has chosen to raise hell in the bathtub later instead. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: maverickthegoldennn)
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This is Maverick. He's not the biggest fan of this rain jacket but has learned the value of choosing his battles. Has chosen to raise hell in the bathtub later instead. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: maverickthegoldennn)
And remember if you ever find yourself in a spooky situation NEVER TRUST THE CHILDREN!! I don’t have to mention this neither trust their voices/cries Call it possession or zombies, if you don’t a pew pew a kick to the head works wonders too.
Mom:
Mom:
a man sitting on a couch with the words emotional damage written on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting on a couch with the words emotional damage written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
And remember if you ever find yourself in a spooky situation NEVER TRUST THE CHILDREN!! I don’t have to mention this neither trust their voices/cries Call it possession or zombies, if you don’t a pew pew a kick to the head works wonders too.
Mom:
Mom:
Me watching [REC] for the first time: I didn’t expect the zombies tbh. Why can’t I have subtitles? I don’t understand half of that they’re saying and I SPEAK Spanish
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Me watching [REC] for the first time: I didn’t expect the zombies tbh. Why can’t I have subtitles? I don’t understand half of that they’re saying and I SPEAK Spanish
This has been a great week (still depressed but at least I don’t wanna kms)
1. SVSSS new art
2. Hazbin new season (which I ended up ignoring because of number 3)
3. SVSSS NEW EXTRAS
4. DGrayMan update (saving excitement for later cuase n.3)
5. Update on my freind’s love life
1. SVSSS new art
2. Hazbin new season (which I ended up ignoring because of number 3)
3. SVSSS NEW EXTRAS
4. DGrayMan update (saving excitement for later cuase n.3)
5. Update on my freind’s love life
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This has been a great week (still depressed but at least I don’t wanna kms)
1. SVSSS new art
2. Hazbin new season (which I ended up ignoring because of number 3)
3. SVSSS NEW EXTRAS
4. DGrayMan update (saving excitement for later cuase n.3)
5. Update on my freind’s love life
1. SVSSS new art
2. Hazbin new season (which I ended up ignoring because of number 3)
3. SVSSS NEW EXTRAS
4. DGrayMan update (saving excitement for later cuase n.3)
5. Update on my freind’s love life
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This is Rufus. His Halloween costume arrived late. Really wants to escargot trick-or-treating if you don’t mind turning on your porch light. 13/10 (IG: rufuscorg)
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This is Rufus. His Halloween costume arrived late. Really wants to escargot trick-or-treating if you don’t mind turning on your porch light. 13/10 (IG: rufuscorg)
Pregnant woman in horror movie: I NEED TO GO BACK FOR MY HUSBAND
Me: oh cmon! If given the choice he’d let you to die to “save the baby”. Just listen to (I cannot believe im saying this) the white man and run out of there and let bygones be bygones
Me: oh cmon! If given the choice he’d let you to die to “save the baby”. Just listen to (I cannot believe im saying this) the white man and run out of there and let bygones be bygones
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Pregnant woman in horror movie: I NEED TO GO BACK FOR MY HUSBAND
Me: oh cmon! If given the choice he’d let you to die to “save the baby”. Just listen to (I cannot believe im saying this) the white man and run out of there and let bygones be bygones
Me: oh cmon! If given the choice he’d let you to die to “save the baby”. Just listen to (I cannot believe im saying this) the white man and run out of there and let bygones be bygones
Last year:
Friend: I’m from Pozarica, Veracruz
Mom: blabla yeah, zou’s father was born there
Me: ALDO WAS BORN IN MEXICO?!!!
Last week:
Mom: in order to have the Mexican citizenship your father had to give up the Cuban nationality
Me: wasn’t he born in Veracruz?
Mom: yes,—
Friend: I’m from Pozarica, Veracruz
Mom: blabla yeah, zou’s father was born there
Me: ALDO WAS BORN IN MEXICO?!!!
Last week:
Mom: in order to have the Mexican citizenship your father had to give up the Cuban nationality
Me: wasn’t he born in Veracruz?
Mom: yes,—
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Last year:
Friend: I’m from Pozarica, Veracruz
Mom: blabla yeah, zou’s father was born there
Me: ALDO WAS BORN IN MEXICO?!!!
Last week:
Mom: in order to have the Mexican citizenship your father had to give up the Cuban nationality
Me: wasn’t he born in Veracruz?
Mom: yes,—
Friend: I’m from Pozarica, Veracruz
Mom: blabla yeah, zou’s father was born there
Me: ALDO WAS BORN IN MEXICO?!!!
Last week:
Mom: in order to have the Mexican citizenship your father had to give up the Cuban nationality
Me: wasn’t he born in Veracruz?
Mom: yes,—
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of October!
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of October!
When I first read Scum Villain (way before it was serialized in English) I had this notebook where I copied my favorite quotes.
Knowing about Bingzu this hurts even more and I don’t think I cried as much the first time as I’m crying now cause cause
Knowing about Bingzu this hurts even more and I don’t think I cried as much the first time as I’m crying now cause cause
November 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
When I first read Scum Villain (way before it was serialized in English) I had this notebook where I copied my favorite quotes.
Knowing about Bingzu this hurts even more and I don’t think I cried as much the first time as I’m crying now cause cause
Knowing about Bingzu this hurts even more and I don’t think I cried as much the first time as I’m crying now cause cause