Reminds me of someone...

DO YOU CONDEMN HAMAS

WHO REMEMBERS SMOG! OLDER PEOPLE HAVE COLLECTIVELY LOST THEIR MINDS. IS IT CAUSED BY ALL THE SMOG THEY INHALED? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't have use for the drafts folder when I'm shit posting. I just throw it out and let my lack of editorial caution reflect in my engagement numbers, which as you can see, are absolutely fine

This is my default setting, Mr Foster-Wallace. What do you propose I do about that, Mr Smarty-pants?

I'm gonna put my shovel where there's no shit like the good little reply guy that I am and recommend this. Its really gorgeous

Getting cognitive dissonance seeing these two skeets at once

I have a Work Capability Assessment this Friday on the week that this is the front page of the Daily Mail. Puhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I took a screenshot by mistake and it looks like it's having a Vietnam flashback

Still the best tweet I've seen this year

Me and the email

Hello Blue Sky