Kitchen
@saltykitchen.bsky.social
Twitter #AltGov refugee.
Break immoral laws.
No spoons left, only knives.
Break immoral laws.
No spoons left, only knives.
The gatocitos asleep between my legs are unaware I sleep like a rotisserie chicken.
Their cozy spot lasts until my next quarter turn, ahahaha
That’s what you get for sleeping on my face
Their cozy spot lasts until my next quarter turn, ahahaha
That’s what you get for sleeping on my face
October 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The gatocitos asleep between my legs are unaware I sleep like a rotisserie chicken.
Their cozy spot lasts until my next quarter turn, ahahaha
That’s what you get for sleeping on my face
Their cozy spot lasts until my next quarter turn, ahahaha
That’s what you get for sleeping on my face
It was Reich on right wing violence.
Now trying to explain terminally online groyper bullshit to the masses is gonna be...an ordeal
Now trying to explain terminally online groyper bullshit to the masses is gonna be...an ordeal
September 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It was Reich on right wing violence.
Now trying to explain terminally online groyper bullshit to the masses is gonna be...an ordeal
Now trying to explain terminally online groyper bullshit to the masses is gonna be...an ordeal
Empathy is not owed to the oppressors.
September 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Empathy is not owed to the oppressors.
I hate that his kids witnessed it. That's about as far as my empathy will stretch.
September 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I hate that his kids witnessed it. That's about as far as my empathy will stretch.
Birthdays hit harder than deathdays because we don’t want to remember the end of their life.
Our memories get that rosy glow with time, and birthdays are usually so full of happy. So birthdays hit harder.
Happy birthday, Dad.
I still crack up that Google thought you looked like Hank Hill 😆
Our memories get that rosy glow with time, and birthdays are usually so full of happy. So birthdays hit harder.
Happy birthday, Dad.
I still crack up that Google thought you looked like Hank Hill 😆
September 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Birthdays hit harder than deathdays because we don’t want to remember the end of their life.
Our memories get that rosy glow with time, and birthdays are usually so full of happy. So birthdays hit harder.
Happy birthday, Dad.
I still crack up that Google thought you looked like Hank Hill 😆
Our memories get that rosy glow with time, and birthdays are usually so full of happy. So birthdays hit harder.
Happy birthday, Dad.
I still crack up that Google thought you looked like Hank Hill 😆
Ima show up as a ball of anxiety. But hey, at least I show up!
August 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Ima show up as a ball of anxiety. But hey, at least I show up!
This is in line with "I don't care who you love, don't you DARE bring home a republican 😤"
August 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is in line with "I don't care who you love, don't you DARE bring home a republican 😤"
I love king of the hill. Hank is an ally.
July 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I love king of the hill. Hank is an ally.
Back when I communicated to the next shift via whiteboard 😂
June 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Back when I communicated to the next shift via whiteboard 😂
I'm trying to decide what to do with the next stage of my life so if my ADHD is in overdrive a bit pls forgive me
June 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I'm trying to decide what to do with the next stage of my life so if my ADHD is in overdrive a bit pls forgive me
For Father’s Day ima get a little tipsy and listen to Nanci Griffith for my dad, gone almost 3 years now.
I always called this picture “Super 70s Dad™️” and a frand made him into a meme, which he would’ve cackled at 😅
I always called this picture “Super 70s Dad™️” and a frand made him into a meme, which he would’ve cackled at 😅
June 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
For Father’s Day ima get a little tipsy and listen to Nanci Griffith for my dad, gone almost 3 years now.
I always called this picture “Super 70s Dad™️” and a frand made him into a meme, which he would’ve cackled at 😅
I always called this picture “Super 70s Dad™️” and a frand made him into a meme, which he would’ve cackled at 😅
Every. Time.
Coward-ass Nazi fascists.
Coward-ass Nazi fascists.
June 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Every. Time.
Coward-ass Nazi fascists.
Coward-ass Nazi fascists.
Love a bar that does this
June 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Love a bar that does this
Brunch has been postponed this year, it’s just a little too fascist-y out there to not use that time more wisely (gay frog seminar)
June 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Brunch has been postponed this year, it’s just a little too fascist-y out there to not use that time more wisely (gay frog seminar)
Doggo as a pillow between your knees 12/10 recommend
May 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Doggo as a pillow between your knees 12/10 recommend
Get a sister that reminds you you're cool, actually and also reminds you of a twenty year old concert
May 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Get a sister that reminds you you're cool, actually and also reminds you of a twenty year old concert
Soooo don’t get bit by a bat.
Now doing insurance phone tag so I’m not on the hook for $29k
Fucking AMERICA
Now doing insurance phone tag so I’m not on the hook for $29k
Fucking AMERICA
May 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Soooo don’t get bit by a bat.
Now doing insurance phone tag so I’m not on the hook for $29k
Fucking AMERICA
Now doing insurance phone tag so I’m not on the hook for $29k
Fucking AMERICA
Y’all it’s a baby piglet in a ONESIE AND DIAPER 😭😭
April 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Y’all it’s a baby piglet in a ONESIE AND DIAPER 😭😭
I THINK I DID IT Y'ALL
🎉🎉🎉
🎉🎉🎉
April 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I THINK I DID IT Y'ALL
🎉🎉🎉
🎉🎉🎉
She just wanted a snack, I don't blame her at all
March 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
She just wanted a snack, I don't blame her at all
