Kitchen
@saltykitchen.bsky.social
Twitter #AltGov refugee.
Break immoral laws.
No spoons left, only knives.
Break immoral laws.
No spoons left, only knives.
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Kitchen
@saltykitchen.bsky.social
· Sep 1
Me trying to explain my inside/niche jokes is a love language, now sit down why I explain that this screenshot is funny
Drunk with my bestie wooooo
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Drunk with my bestie wooooo
Gonna attempt to consciously change my inner narrator to have David Attenborough’s voice.
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Gonna attempt to consciously change my inner narrator to have David Attenborough’s voice.
The gatocitos asleep between my legs are unaware I sleep like a rotisserie chicken.
Their cozy spot lasts until my next quarter turn, ahahaha
That’s what you get for sleeping on my face
Their cozy spot lasts until my next quarter turn, ahahaha
That’s what you get for sleeping on my face
October 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The gatocitos asleep between my legs are unaware I sleep like a rotisserie chicken.
Their cozy spot lasts until my next quarter turn, ahahaha
That’s what you get for sleeping on my face
Their cozy spot lasts until my next quarter turn, ahahaha
That’s what you get for sleeping on my face
I did a hard thing and could use some love and funny things
September 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I did a hard thing and could use some love and funny things
Somebody from Birmingham is the person that makes Florida’s signs for sideline signals because I saw both Vulcan and the Jack’s logo
September 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Somebody from Birmingham is the person that makes Florida’s signs for sideline signals because I saw both Vulcan and the Jack’s logo
Petition to label the Charlie Kirk thing "Reich on right violence"
All for the motion:
All for the motion:
September 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Petition to label the Charlie Kirk thing "Reich on right violence"
All for the motion:
All for the motion:
It was Reich on right wing violence.
Now trying to explain terminally online groyper bullshit to the masses is gonna be...an ordeal
Now trying to explain terminally online groyper bullshit to the masses is gonna be...an ordeal
September 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It was Reich on right wing violence.
Now trying to explain terminally online groyper bullshit to the masses is gonna be...an ordeal
Now trying to explain terminally online groyper bullshit to the masses is gonna be...an ordeal
Empathy is not owed to the oppressors.
September 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Empathy is not owed to the oppressors.
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I hate that his kids witnessed it. That's about as far as my empathy will stretch.
September 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I hate that his kids witnessed it. That's about as far as my empathy will stretch.
a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
ALT: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
proposal: anything streamed with ads must include original commercials.
Shows for streaming services can use modern commercials.
Movies must be period accuratew ads if shown on a platform with commercials.
Imagine watching The Mummy&have ads from 1999. People would pay for ads at that point lmao
Shows for streaming services can use modern commercials.
Movies must be period accuratew ads if shown on a platform with commercials.
Imagine watching The Mummy&have ads from 1999. People would pay for ads at that point lmao
September 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
proposal: anything streamed with ads must include original commercials.
Shows for streaming services can use modern commercials.
Movies must be period accuratew ads if shown on a platform with commercials.
Imagine watching The Mummy&have ads from 1999. People would pay for ads at that point lmao
Shows for streaming services can use modern commercials.
Movies must be period accuratew ads if shown on a platform with commercials.
Imagine watching The Mummy&have ads from 1999. People would pay for ads at that point lmao
Boots are for scootin, not licking.
September 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Boots are for scootin, not licking.
I love horses I love horses they’re totally worth 2am stitches I love horses I love horses I am so very tired I love horses I love horses
September 6, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I love horses I love horses they’re totally worth 2am stitches I love horses I love horses I am so very tired I love horses I love horses
Birthdays hit harder than deathdays because we don’t want to remember the end of their life.
Our memories get that rosy glow with time, and birthdays are usually so full of happy. So birthdays hit harder.
Happy birthday, Dad.
I still crack up that Google thought you looked like Hank Hill 😆
Our memories get that rosy glow with time, and birthdays are usually so full of happy. So birthdays hit harder.
Happy birthday, Dad.
I still crack up that Google thought you looked like Hank Hill 😆
September 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Birthdays hit harder than deathdays because we don’t want to remember the end of their life.
Our memories get that rosy glow with time, and birthdays are usually so full of happy. So birthdays hit harder.
Happy birthday, Dad.
I still crack up that Google thought you looked like Hank Hill 😆
Our memories get that rosy glow with time, and birthdays are usually so full of happy. So birthdays hit harder.
Happy birthday, Dad.
I still crack up that Google thought you looked like Hank Hill 😆
I don’t like the snoutless school buses. How are they supposed to smell the stops without their snoot
September 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I don’t like the snoutless school buses. How are they supposed to smell the stops without their snoot
The ones that asked
Would you love me if I was a worm 🪱
And
Would you love me if I was a worm 🐛
Are two separate genres of humans I will take no questions at this time
Would you love me if I was a worm 🪱
And
Would you love me if I was a worm 🐛
Are two separate genres of humans I will take no questions at this time
September 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The ones that asked
Would you love me if I was a worm 🪱
And
Would you love me if I was a worm 🐛
Are two separate genres of humans I will take no questions at this time
Would you love me if I was a worm 🪱
And
Would you love me if I was a worm 🐛
Are two separate genres of humans I will take no questions at this time
Rewatching Suicide Squad and either I memory holed Will Smith being in this movie or I’m just the type of queer to only associate this movie with Margot Robbie 👀
September 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Rewatching Suicide Squad and either I memory holed Will Smith being in this movie or I’m just the type of queer to only associate this movie with Margot Robbie 👀
My dad was born on labor day. His dad (silent gen) told him "ya cost me time and a half" which he did have to explain to me, an 80s baby, since I had no idea what that was growing up post-Reagen.
September 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
My dad was born on labor day. His dad (silent gen) told him "ya cost me time and a half" which he did have to explain to me, an 80s baby, since I had no idea what that was growing up post-Reagen.
Me trying to explain my inside/niche jokes is a love language, now sit down why I explain that this screenshot is funny
September 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Me trying to explain my inside/niche jokes is a love language, now sit down why I explain that this screenshot is funny
A poptart is not a ravioli.
A poptart is not a calzone.
A poptart is a stromboli, which is an offshoot of a calzone.
Both are 1) dough 2) filling 3) rectangular and 4) baked
Ravoili is boiled. Calzones are crescent shaped. Hence, stromboli.
I rest my case
A poptart is not a calzone.
A poptart is a stromboli, which is an offshoot of a calzone.
Both are 1) dough 2) filling 3) rectangular and 4) baked
Ravoili is boiled. Calzones are crescent shaped. Hence, stromboli.
I rest my case
elmo and sesame street are dancing in a courtroom while a group of people watch .
ALT: elmo and sesame street are dancing in a courtroom while a group of people watch .
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2025 at 5:04 AM
A poptart is not a ravioli.
A poptart is not a calzone.
A poptart is a stromboli, which is an offshoot of a calzone.
Both are 1) dough 2) filling 3) rectangular and 4) baked
Ravoili is boiled. Calzones are crescent shaped. Hence, stromboli.
I rest my case
A poptart is not a calzone.
A poptart is a stromboli, which is an offshoot of a calzone.
Both are 1) dough 2) filling 3) rectangular and 4) baked
Ravoili is boiled. Calzones are crescent shaped. Hence, stromboli.
I rest my case
I love working myself into an anxiety attack at the *thought* of attending a con.
And I really really wanna go to one.
But like I need an anxiety handler or something, or maybe start with a small con held in like Metairie or some shit
And I really really wanna go to one.
But like I need an anxiety handler or something, or maybe start with a small con held in like Metairie or some shit
August 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I love working myself into an anxiety attack at the *thought* of attending a con.
And I really really wanna go to one.
But like I need an anxiety handler or something, or maybe start with a small con held in like Metairie or some shit
And I really really wanna go to one.
But like I need an anxiety handler or something, or maybe start with a small con held in like Metairie or some shit
Yeah I'm ready to bitch about it being too cold again.
August 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Yeah I'm ready to bitch about it being too cold again.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
August 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
I will not appropriate indigenous culture (totem, spirit animal) or black culture (as best I can with my southern upbringing) or Asian culture or Desi culture etc etc
But best bet I’ll appropriate Italian culture.
🤌🏻 Is so expressive, my pasty flour ranger napkin flavored self is yoinking this.
But best bet I’ll appropriate Italian culture.
🤌🏻 Is so expressive, my pasty flour ranger napkin flavored self is yoinking this.
August 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I will not appropriate indigenous culture (totem, spirit animal) or black culture (as best I can with my southern upbringing) or Asian culture or Desi culture etc etc
But best bet I’ll appropriate Italian culture.
🤌🏻 Is so expressive, my pasty flour ranger napkin flavored self is yoinking this.
But best bet I’ll appropriate Italian culture.
🤌🏻 Is so expressive, my pasty flour ranger napkin flavored self is yoinking this.