SaltyEM
saltyem.bsky.social
SaltyEM
@saltyem.bsky.social
Apparently the last MedTwitter account to get a BlueSky invite.
Laughing at my own bad puns and medical snark with the occasional insightful thought.
Sparse med ed.
October is going to be my year. I can feel it.
October 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Just a reminder that precisely no one is interested in your unsolicited opinion about when they should have a child. Stop giving it.
September 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Reposted by SaltyEM
Sounds like Grok is Nazi best place to get information
July 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It's raining so hard it sounds like my house is under a faucet
June 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I am coming to the conclusion of a couple of weeks that were far too busy with far too little sleep. Wrapping up with making then giving two lectures before a half day of lawn work that was put off far too long, packing, and driving to the family.
May 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The conflict between RFKs voice and the words he makes: an eternal battle to achieve maximum annoying.
May 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Patient here for high blood pressure has the lowest blood pressure in the department
May 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I know there's a lot going on in the world right now, but I hope you can spare some rage for this.
@wegmansofficial.bsky.social is selling this awful looking, cold slice of pizza for FOUR DOLLARS
April 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Please don't show me pictures of your poop. If you say there was blood I'll just believe you
March 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Once in residency, in an effort to improve interactions between our departments, I invited some of the surgery residents to a game night at my house.

Our EM residency was only 7 years old, and the surgery residency had been around for over 40 years.
February 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Saw a patient who cut her finger while slicing cheese on a mandolin.

I asked her if it was extra sharp cheddar

She did not laugh. Not even one ha.
February 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Is it just me or does Trump not know the difference between a trade deficit and our federal deficit?
He talks like the trade deficit is something that other countries do to us....
February 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Someone told me she had "SA node and left ventricle" pain today. That was a first.
She did not, btw
February 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Guys it's not a concentration camp in Guantanamo Bay. He's just autistic
January 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Aldi bake at home pizzas are legit.
January 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Baby's got croup.
I think mom and I both have the flu. (I've seen a bunch of flu A croup this year)

It do be awful.
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I keep some cheese dip with me at all times.

Just in queso emergency
January 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Definitely didn't cut my finger tonight, give myself a digital block, and stitch it while making my wife tie the sutures off
January 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Finally got up at 4am to go to the gym but they only have 430 class on M,W,F
Wtf
January 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Dude who drinks "10-12" beers per day, now with a sodium of 111 because he can't eat food because his reflux is so severe... stopped his pantoprazole 2 months ago because he read that it can hurt his liver.
My brother, the PPI is relatively low on your liver's list of concerns.
January 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Where are the doctors who are hating all of these tricks
January 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I didn't tell anyone "see you next year" because I'm not the worst
January 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
"Alabama deserved to make it!"
They said
January 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I am

tired
December 29, 2024 at 8:21 PM
If a medication nauseates someone and you are adding it to their allergy list, please explain to them that it's a side effect, not an actual allergy
December 29, 2024 at 12:08 PM