SaltyEM
@saltyem.bsky.social
Apparently the last MedTwitter account to get a BlueSky invite.
Laughing at my own bad puns and medical snark with the occasional insightful thought.
Sparse med ed.
Laughing at my own bad puns and medical snark with the occasional insightful thought.
Sparse med ed.
October is going to be my year. I can feel it.
October 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
October is going to be my year. I can feel it.
Just a reminder that precisely no one is interested in your unsolicited opinion about when they should have a child. Stop giving it.
September 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just a reminder that precisely no one is interested in your unsolicited opinion about when they should have a child. Stop giving it.
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Sounds like Grok is Nazi best place to get information
July 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Sounds like Grok is Nazi best place to get information
It's raining so hard it sounds like my house is under a faucet
June 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It's raining so hard it sounds like my house is under a faucet
I am coming to the conclusion of a couple of weeks that were far too busy with far too little sleep. Wrapping up with making then giving two lectures before a half day of lawn work that was put off far too long, packing, and driving to the family.
May 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I am coming to the conclusion of a couple of weeks that were far too busy with far too little sleep. Wrapping up with making then giving two lectures before a half day of lawn work that was put off far too long, packing, and driving to the family.
The conflict between RFKs voice and the words he makes: an eternal battle to achieve maximum annoying.
May 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The conflict between RFKs voice and the words he makes: an eternal battle to achieve maximum annoying.
Patient here for high blood pressure has the lowest blood pressure in the department
May 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Patient here for high blood pressure has the lowest blood pressure in the department
I know there's a lot going on in the world right now, but I hope you can spare some rage for this.
@wegmansofficial.bsky.social is selling this awful looking, cold slice of pizza for FOUR DOLLARS
@wegmansofficial.bsky.social is selling this awful looking, cold slice of pizza for FOUR DOLLARS
April 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I know there's a lot going on in the world right now, but I hope you can spare some rage for this.
@wegmansofficial.bsky.social is selling this awful looking, cold slice of pizza for FOUR DOLLARS
@wegmansofficial.bsky.social is selling this awful looking, cold slice of pizza for FOUR DOLLARS
Please don't show me pictures of your poop. If you say there was blood I'll just believe you
March 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Please don't show me pictures of your poop. If you say there was blood I'll just believe you
Once in residency, in an effort to improve interactions between our departments, I invited some of the surgery residents to a game night at my house.
Our EM residency was only 7 years old, and the surgery residency had been around for over 40 years.
Our EM residency was only 7 years old, and the surgery residency had been around for over 40 years.
February 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Once in residency, in an effort to improve interactions between our departments, I invited some of the surgery residents to a game night at my house.
Our EM residency was only 7 years old, and the surgery residency had been around for over 40 years.
Our EM residency was only 7 years old, and the surgery residency had been around for over 40 years.
Saw a patient who cut her finger while slicing cheese on a mandolin.
I asked her if it was extra sharp cheddar
She did not laugh. Not even one ha.
I asked her if it was extra sharp cheddar
She did not laugh. Not even one ha.
February 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Saw a patient who cut her finger while slicing cheese on a mandolin.
I asked her if it was extra sharp cheddar
She did not laugh. Not even one ha.
I asked her if it was extra sharp cheddar
She did not laugh. Not even one ha.
Is it just me or does Trump not know the difference between a trade deficit and our federal deficit?
He talks like the trade deficit is something that other countries do to us....
He talks like the trade deficit is something that other countries do to us....
February 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Is it just me or does Trump not know the difference between a trade deficit and our federal deficit?
He talks like the trade deficit is something that other countries do to us....
He talks like the trade deficit is something that other countries do to us....
Someone told me she had "SA node and left ventricle" pain today. That was a first.
She did not, btw
She did not, btw
February 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Someone told me she had "SA node and left ventricle" pain today. That was a first.
She did not, btw
She did not, btw
Guys it's not a concentration camp in Guantanamo Bay. He's just autistic
January 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Guys it's not a concentration camp in Guantanamo Bay. He's just autistic
Aldi bake at home pizzas are legit.
January 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Aldi bake at home pizzas are legit.
Baby's got croup.
I think mom and I both have the flu. (I've seen a bunch of flu A croup this year)
It do be awful.
I think mom and I both have the flu. (I've seen a bunch of flu A croup this year)
It do be awful.
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Baby's got croup.
I think mom and I both have the flu. (I've seen a bunch of flu A croup this year)
It do be awful.
I think mom and I both have the flu. (I've seen a bunch of flu A croup this year)
It do be awful.
I keep some cheese dip with me at all times.
Just in queso emergency
Just in queso emergency
January 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I keep some cheese dip with me at all times.
Just in queso emergency
Just in queso emergency
Definitely didn't cut my finger tonight, give myself a digital block, and stitch it while making my wife tie the sutures off
January 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Definitely didn't cut my finger tonight, give myself a digital block, and stitch it while making my wife tie the sutures off
Finally got up at 4am to go to the gym but they only have 430 class on M,W,F
Wtf
Wtf
January 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Finally got up at 4am to go to the gym but they only have 430 class on M,W,F
Wtf
Wtf
Dude who drinks "10-12" beers per day, now with a sodium of 111 because he can't eat food because his reflux is so severe... stopped his pantoprazole 2 months ago because he read that it can hurt his liver.
My brother, the PPI is relatively low on your liver's list of concerns.
My brother, the PPI is relatively low on your liver's list of concerns.
January 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Dude who drinks "10-12" beers per day, now with a sodium of 111 because he can't eat food because his reflux is so severe... stopped his pantoprazole 2 months ago because he read that it can hurt his liver.
My brother, the PPI is relatively low on your liver's list of concerns.
My brother, the PPI is relatively low on your liver's list of concerns.
Where are the doctors who are hating all of these tricks
January 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Where are the doctors who are hating all of these tricks
I didn't tell anyone "see you next year" because I'm not the worst
January 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I didn't tell anyone "see you next year" because I'm not the worst
"Alabama deserved to make it!"
They said
They said
January 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"Alabama deserved to make it!"
They said
They said
If a medication nauseates someone and you are adding it to their allergy list, please explain to them that it's a side effect, not an actual allergy
December 29, 2024 at 12:08 PM
If a medication nauseates someone and you are adding it to their allergy list, please explain to them that it's a side effect, not an actual allergy