When you’ve lost the Crank.

Accurate

All through elementary & high school, my neighbor down the street, who was always very popular, would just bombard me with jokes about my appearance. I ran into him in college, he asked me out & told me he did that because he had a big crush on me. I told him to pound sand. Being a kid is so weird.

Total P-words, the lot of them.

The vast majority of Americans don’t even know the names in this post save for maybe Tucker.

Good for him!

It’s sad to see such educated people who should know better become so unhinged that they believe in a Soros boogeyman

I don’t trust or like her but I don’t mind the heartburn she’s causing for Dirty Donald.