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Impressive commitment to the bit from Translink and the 11e this week.

Still 15 minutes late every day despite traffic at about 10% of what it normally is at 8am.
October 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Sure, the officiating's been woeful and we've been unlucky at times, but we fully deserve to be behind.
October 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
At the point now where if I came home and found Chiesa in bed with my wife, I'd stand at the door just to make sure they weren't disturbed.
August 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Being a parent is basically texting each other, saying, "I hope the kids aren't assholes today." until one of you dies.
July 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Well, if the tyre fumes don't get ya...

It's been a goodyear all round so far.
NEW: I understand politicians have been told NIEA found more asbestos at multiple locations on half the south Belfast bonfire site today.
July 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I understand the urge to engage with a certain permanently online convicted stalker and kidnapper when he posts something designed to antagonise. But his opinions on football - or anything for that matter - hold zero weight. You're not owning him in the QTs, you're putting money in his pocket.
July 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Crazy idea, I know, but maybe we could reduce our dependence on data centres AND meat consumption?
(Like, this argument used in support of AI, is stupid whataboutism, but on its own makes a good point about the destructive nature of the beef industry).
A cheeseburger uses a lot more water than a ChatGPT request 🍔

Actual farms, not the data center variety, are sucking up groundwater more quickly than surface water, explains @markgongloff.bsky.social 🎥
June 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
There might be other No. 2s in our history who've won as much or more than him, but none can lay a glove (hey, oh!) on just how vital Kelleher was to some of those trophy wins.

Go raibh míle maith agat, Caoimhin.
June 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Stumbled across a clip of Robert Jenrick chasing Tube fare dodgers; comparing it and public drug use to "weird Turkish barbershops."

Apparently, the front line of British law and order is people not tapping in and foreign small businesses with warm towels.
May 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Happy to hear that no one lost their life in the chaos in Liverpool; a miracle. Hoping now that everyone who was hurt goes on to make a full recovery.

Those who chose to share distressing videos, spread rumours, or try to twist the tragedy for their own narrow agenda, give your heads a wobble.
May 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Me looking at Leicester's pitch.
April 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The first person who tried Uncle Ben's.
Rice has been immense.
April 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
D'you ever learn or even realise something and think, "I must've known that! That seems so obvious!"?

Just had one of those moments when it dawned on me that 'adios' broken up is 'a-dios'; literally 'to God.'
April 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Walking across the road behind a stopped bus and someone nearly knocks me down by reversing away from the bus via the inside lane. Impressive.
April 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Slot's gotta be starting fringe players more often 'cause a mixture of complacency and tiredness has set in.
April 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
We're eleven clear thanks to being eleven points better than everybody else over 30.5 games. Luck doesn't come into it
April 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.
when did putting on my underwear standing up become the closest I get to cheating death on a daily basis
March 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Jesus, @adamclery.bsky.social, it's bad enough you made me happy about yous having won on Sunday, but I'm actually crying here. This is beautiful.
March 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Meta Business Suite's own troubleshooting site being several years out of date is entirely on brand.
March 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Picked this up this morning at a car boot.

Notice how it refers to #Liverpool in the bottom left corner....?
March 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Doctor Who and its woke agenda! Never had this in my day!

Oh, no. Wait. This scene's almost 20 years old. As you were.
March 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
When people talk of snowflakes and of the permanently offended, it's these unevolved Nazi cucks who should be top of every list.
A teacher in Idaho has been told to remove posters reading "Everyone is welcome here" - specifically because it features different skin tones. As I wrote last week, this is a global political movement that has explicitly set the goal of eradicating the very concept of equality.
West Ada teacher stands firm after she’s told to remove ‘Everyone is welcome here’ signs
Sarah Inama said she was told by administrators that her signs “don’t allow people to express differing opinions.”
www.idahostatesman.com
March 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I love how they’re trying to look like Stern Men Of Destiny but just look like two toddlers at a wedding told they can’t slide across the floor until after the bride & groom have their first dance.
March 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Seeing Labour voter's with buyer's remorse makes me think about how many Labour fanboys got really angry at me for this video, but if they'd actually listened to what I said instead of attacking who I am they'd look much less stupid and malicious than they do now. youtu.be/svNs2x9pgdA
March 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
The league trophy may not yet be draped in red ribbons, but Liverpool’s grip on it grows tighter with each passing game. The question now's no longer if we'll be crowned champions, but when.
March 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM