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My human name is Matt Rasmussen. As a former op ed contributor I try to only share my opinions when I know what I’m talking about. Said opinions are subject to change with new information. I often use humor to help convey messages and ideas.
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December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
So far
December 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
While true, I’m only saying that the declaration was a letter sent to England, not actually part of US law or the Constitution. Its contents don’t have any bearing on the government.
December 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Unfortunately the Declaration of Independence is not a legally binding document.
December 16, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Unfortunately and terrifyingly, we still are the only superpower. With a dimwitted madman at the helm.

Every day I wake up and check the headlines to see if he’s started WW3, yet. But it’s always a good news bad news. No Armageddon, good. No front page obituary, bad news
December 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Well, ya know. Rapists will be rapists.
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Meaningful? Probably not.

It was just a snarky reminder that Trump is a monster of catastrophic proportions and must be opposed by any means necessary.

I don’t know if I sway anyone but people seem to resonate with these type of comments.
December 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
They might not add up. That was purely off the top of my head, H having 6 million with his final solution and S was around 12 mill through his disastrous agricultural policy among other atrocities iirc. There are very likely numbers missing from my totals.
December 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I’ll be damned. Trump finally is good at something.

His combined kill count will beat both Hitler and Stalin. Let’s hope he’s not gunning for Chairman Mao numbers next.
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Not like there are any rangers left to check for our park passes now that they fired them all anyway.
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Well done! I bestow upon you the totally not made up and very real Best of Bluesky Users With an Animal Avatar award in the category for Audio Visual Arts.

Congratulations.
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Well it nice to see some things never change. I see FIFA is as corrupt as ever.
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
So… some podcaster said something about making wine, makeup and some airplanes more expensive for the US public and this is somehow grounds for assassination? Talk about delusions of grandeur. I don’t think these people are mentally competent.
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Of any other city in the union I’d agree. But we’re talking about New York City. Which has gotten special attention for as long as I can remember. Let alone during a presidency where the POTUS’s home town is NYC.

The mayoral race was national news.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I’m sure it’s just protocol. Having a meeting with whoever sits in the Oval Office. And an excuse to say later that he tried diplomacy but it didn’t work.
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I understand the sentiment of “if I can change at least one mind” but I found these type of videos discouraging. Though I only ever watched the "Dr. Mike" (Mikhail Varshavski) vs 20 antivaxers vid.
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This might just be my inner 12 year old speaking, but why are these graphs shaped like sperm?
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Wow. This is total bullshit. Get your shit together Bluesky team.
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I mean technically they are second cousins on a particular side of the family but who the hell has time for those stupid specifics? Most people don’t even know how family trees work let alone try to teach children those obscure cultural relics.
October 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
What a massive nontraversy. Just about any woman from my parents generation and back in my large extended Scandinavian family would be referred to as Aunt. Mom and grandmas are the only exceptions. I don’t even know how half of them actually fit in the family tree.
October 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Happy Spawning Day. Several years ago on this day, your forbears swam upstream, against current and all odds, to bing you here today.

We’re all glad they did.
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I’d tell Mikey that there is only one M in the abbreviation for million. MM is for millimeter.
These are people, not ammunition.
October 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM