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Salmon of Doubt
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My human name is Matt Rasmussen. As a former op ed contributor I try to only share my opinions when I know what I’m talking about. Said opinions are subject to change with new information. I often use humor to help convey messages and ideas.
I was always more of a Donatello guy myself.
September 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This guy for starters. Modulok. One of the baddies from She-ra. There may have been some cross over to He-man too. Don’t recall the story lines very well anymore.
August 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Our urbanized black bears are really only a danger if you mess with cubs. Look at this guy.

He’s just looking for more free apples, blueberries and huckleberries. He comes, they bark, he ignores, he grabs some fruit or ruins our pond, he gets bored and leaves.
August 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My fearsome protectors warded off a bear last night.
August 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Chirp
August 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It’s been long enough. We can clearly drop the U.
Wait. No… I most definitely do not want to live in SA.
Er.. drop the a too while we’re at it. We’re in North America, the A is redundant.

Fuck it. This is our new flag.
August 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
July 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This invoice is brought to you by
July 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
OG Represent!
July 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It’s that time of year again.
March 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
March 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM