The truly excellent 👇🏻 feat. Paul Merton.

She just needs a little photoshopped card with her arrest details on it!

He looks like he may have some West Highland White Terrier in the mix there, which might explain those symptoms. Mine had ‘Westie skin’ and a hernia. Skin did well on Atopica and Apoquel, in case that’s relevant. Great dogs, straight up or blended!

Honestly, BBC News really has lost its edge.
“The Dog Ate My Handbrake” was RIPE FOR THE PLUCKING.

We’re so screwed.

Miss…I don’t think I understand mine?

I make this every year with the (respectful) addition of one ingredient: Gordon the Goose of Christmas.
Adult daughter has just made the recipe herself for the first time and, awash with maternal pride, I have ordered her a Gordon of her own.
It’s time 🥲

Aaaand not to be outdone:
WHSmiths in Skipton!
Outstanding work 🏅

“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, 'Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping. '”
Fred Rogers

He may have been channeling the late, great Toogie* Two-Teas.
(* Toogie is a contraction of ’Hugo’ ofc)