all they’ve done is proven yet again that you should *never* listen to some chin-stroking wise elder who lectures you about how *your* priorities are foolish and counterproductive while *their* priorities are strategic and wise. because in the end, *they* won’t even fight for *their own* priorities

we’re hearing more from POLITICO about what each side gets in the deal

GOP: rewarded for inflicting cruelty on 40 million americans by withholding snap payments

democrats: a refurbished Zune, 1 liter of Surge (already open), $12.37 in subway tokens, Colorado Rockies season tickets, unlimited pogs

GOP has promised a vote in december on giving everyone $5 in kohl’s cash (vote can be filibustered)

if you live in nyc you can help make this happen — get out there and vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social! find your polling place: findmypollsite.vote.nyc

I don’t know what a weirdo like elon musk eats but I imagine it’s, like, a plate with a single wet hot dog on it and some ground venison or some shit like that

and if you’re interested here’s the thing I wrote back in July about how Zohran’s biggest slill is being normal newrepublic.com/article/1979...