Please deposit liver here.

Idea: Bring back Fear Factor but this time the contestants host the show and it's just them making Joe Rogan eat bugs.

Every episode.

For eight seasons.

LOL

I can now unclench my butthole. #cdnpoli #noprimeministermilhouse

Is anybody making "Fuck Trump" bumper stickers with the maple leaf covering the U like the "Fuck Trudeau" ones? I feel like that should be a thing.

If it is, where can I get one? #cdnpoli

Now seems like a particularly good time to remember that Doug Ford:

-tried to break a teachers strike with emergency wartime legislation
-tried to sell off land in the Green Belt to rich cronies
-was privately gung-ho about Trump until it cost him politically

Maybe keep that in mind today
#onpoli

Finally!

Creative ways to piss off Americans #1: Apply the metric prefixes to everything.

"The budget deficit is expected to be 67.8 gigadollars."
"This drag strip is 1.328 kilofeet long."
"Houston is home to 2.3 megapeople."

Obligatory "Hello World" post.