Sajdak's Sayings
@sajdakssayings.bsky.social
Fan account for @whmpodcast.bsky.social's Stephen Sajdak. Quotes and other sacrificial offerings. Run by @rchris.bsky.social. Also: JupinsGems and Szyszkas-Screeds
"You know Clinton is in office because Steve Zahn’s in this movie."
-You've Got Mail
-You've Got Mail
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"You know Clinton is in office because Steve Zahn’s in this movie."
-You've Got Mail
-You've Got Mail
"I would have been terrified if I were Michael Chiklis, because the last thing I would want to do is be mauled to death by a bear while dressed like a rock monster."
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"I would have been terrified if I were Michael Chiklis, because the last thing I would want to do is be mauled to death by a bear while dressed like a rock monster."
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
"This feels like a late-period Friends episode - everyone’s just on auto-pilot and just hanging out. The monkey is LONG gone at this point."
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"This feels like a late-period Friends episode - everyone’s just on auto-pilot and just hanging out. The monkey is LONG gone at this point."
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
"You know what this guy also directed? He also directed the Pepsi commercial where Michael Jackson’s hair caught on fire." (Andrew)
"‘No, Mike, this kerosene will make your hair really shiny!’"
-Hiding Out
"‘No, Mike, this kerosene will make your hair really shiny!’"
-Hiding Out
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"You know what this guy also directed? He also directed the Pepsi commercial where Michael Jackson’s hair caught on fire." (Andrew)
"‘No, Mike, this kerosene will make your hair really shiny!’"
-Hiding Out
"‘No, Mike, this kerosene will make your hair really shiny!’"
-Hiding Out
"He offers Gary Busey coke, and only in this fantasy world does he not accept it. ‘If my gums recede any more, I ain’t gonna have any gums left - just delicious teeth!’"
-Canvas
-Canvas
November 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"He offers Gary Busey coke, and only in this fantasy world does he not accept it. ‘If my gums recede any more, I ain’t gonna have any gums left - just delicious teeth!’"
-Canvas
-Canvas
"We haven't talked about Arnold's stupid haircut yet. He looks like Macklemore's grandfather. No one over the age of 40 should have this haircut. He kind of looks like J. Edgar Hoover if you gave him gamma radiation."
-Sabotage
-Sabotage
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
"We haven't talked about Arnold's stupid haircut yet. He looks like Macklemore's grandfather. No one over the age of 40 should have this haircut. He kind of looks like J. Edgar Hoover if you gave him gamma radiation."
-Sabotage
-Sabotage
"You know what I never need to see? Dracula perusing the nu-metal section at a Virgin Megastore." (Andrew)
"Maybe he needed a sweet Nightmare Before Christmas poster."
-Dracula 2000
"Maybe he needed a sweet Nightmare Before Christmas poster."
-Dracula 2000
November 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"You know what I never need to see? Dracula perusing the nu-metal section at a Virgin Megastore." (Andrew)
"Maybe he needed a sweet Nightmare Before Christmas poster."
-Dracula 2000
"Maybe he needed a sweet Nightmare Before Christmas poster."
-Dracula 2000
"He also kind of looks like, if you’ve ever played it, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night - Alucard. Ten nerds just cheered in unison somewhere."
-Dracula 2000
-Dracula 2000
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"He also kind of looks like, if you’ve ever played it, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night - Alucard. Ten nerds just cheered in unison somewhere."
-Dracula 2000
-Dracula 2000
"You can go to the Scientology Celebrity Center in L.A. They did the e-reading thing and I touched the soup cans."
"Are you like their Dalai Lama?" (Eric)
"They ripped my shirt open and saw the birthmark of Xenu I have above my left nipple."
-The Man Who Would Be King
"Are you like their Dalai Lama?" (Eric)
"They ripped my shirt open and saw the birthmark of Xenu I have above my left nipple."
-The Man Who Would Be King
October 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"You can go to the Scientology Celebrity Center in L.A. They did the e-reading thing and I touched the soup cans."
"Are you like their Dalai Lama?" (Eric)
"They ripped my shirt open and saw the birthmark of Xenu I have above my left nipple."
-The Man Who Would Be King
"Are you like their Dalai Lama?" (Eric)
"They ripped my shirt open and saw the birthmark of Xenu I have above my left nipple."
-The Man Who Would Be King
"By the way, everyone brace for jump-scare - I have it loaded up." (Andrew)
<picture of Courtney Cox haircut>
<everyone screams>
"Is that Tales from the Crypt: Demon Night?!"
-Scream 4
<picture of Courtney Cox haircut>
<everyone screams>
"Is that Tales from the Crypt: Demon Night?!"
-Scream 4
October 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"By the way, everyone brace for jump-scare - I have it loaded up." (Andrew)
<picture of Courtney Cox haircut>
<everyone screams>
"Is that Tales from the Crypt: Demon Night?!"
-Scream 4
<picture of Courtney Cox haircut>
<everyone screams>
"Is that Tales from the Crypt: Demon Night?!"
-Scream 4
"If Eric was like, ‘Yo dude, come over to my house for monkey pizza,’ I’d be like, ‘Absolutely not, you fucking sick weirdo!’ But if I’m at his house for another reason, and he’s like, ‘Yo, dude, I’ve got monkey pizza, you can’t help the monkey...’"
-Man's Best Friend (Art by @sobreiro.bsky.social)
-Man's Best Friend (Art by @sobreiro.bsky.social)
October 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"If Eric was like, ‘Yo dude, come over to my house for monkey pizza,’ I’d be like, ‘Absolutely not, you fucking sick weirdo!’ But if I’m at his house for another reason, and he’s like, ‘Yo, dude, I’ve got monkey pizza, you can’t help the monkey...’"
-Man's Best Friend (Art by @sobreiro.bsky.social)
-Man's Best Friend (Art by @sobreiro.bsky.social)
"He also directed 2011’s Shark Night." (Andrew)
"Wait, hold on - it’s night as in ‘it’s not daytime anymore,’ or it’s knight as in ‘a shark on a horse’?"
-The Final Destination
"Wait, hold on - it’s night as in ‘it’s not daytime anymore,’ or it’s knight as in ‘a shark on a horse’?"
-The Final Destination
October 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"He also directed 2011’s Shark Night." (Andrew)
"Wait, hold on - it’s night as in ‘it’s not daytime anymore,’ or it’s knight as in ‘a shark on a horse’?"
-The Final Destination
"Wait, hold on - it’s night as in ‘it’s not daytime anymore,’ or it’s knight as in ‘a shark on a horse’?"
-The Final Destination
"My 6th grade teacher was a crazy lady that yelled at me when I was wearing a Bart Simpson t-shirt that said ‘Cool Your Jets, Man!’ And she yelled, ‘NO, I WILL NOT COOL MY JETS…MANNNNN!’"
-Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
-Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
October 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"My 6th grade teacher was a crazy lady that yelled at me when I was wearing a Bart Simpson t-shirt that said ‘Cool Your Jets, Man!’ And she yelled, ‘NO, I WILL NOT COOL MY JETS…MANNNNN!’"
-Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
-Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
"He does get beat up by the kid from Big and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. This kid loved the ‘80s and did not like the ‘90s too much."
"Didn’t he just turn to sand?" (Chris)
"He walked past the seal of 1989!"
-Pet Sematary II
"Didn’t he just turn to sand?" (Chris)
"He walked past the seal of 1989!"
-Pet Sematary II
October 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"He does get beat up by the kid from Big and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. This kid loved the ‘80s and did not like the ‘90s too much."
"Didn’t he just turn to sand?" (Chris)
"He walked past the seal of 1989!"
-Pet Sematary II
"Didn’t he just turn to sand?" (Chris)
"He walked past the seal of 1989!"
-Pet Sematary II
"Kubrick is just letting you know that she is so fucking distraught about this abusive relationship that she's too nervous to even cut a sandwich in that household."
-The sandwich-cutting debates rages on in The Shining
-The sandwich-cutting debates rages on in The Shining
October 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"Kubrick is just letting you know that she is so fucking distraught about this abusive relationship that she's too nervous to even cut a sandwich in that household."
-The sandwich-cutting debates rages on in The Shining
-The sandwich-cutting debates rages on in The Shining
"I have not seen a pair of uglier, less-talented child actors. At least usually there's one or the other."
-The Ewok Adventure
-The Ewok Adventure
October 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"I have not seen a pair of uglier, less-talented child actors. At least usually there's one or the other."
-The Ewok Adventure
-The Ewok Adventure
"He also directed Metallica: Through the Never." (Andrew)
"It was 2006, and Dane DeHaan was the only person who really wanted to go to a Metallica show."
-Predators
"It was 2006, and Dane DeHaan was the only person who really wanted to go to a Metallica show."
-Predators
October 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"He also directed Metallica: Through the Never." (Andrew)
"It was 2006, and Dane DeHaan was the only person who really wanted to go to a Metallica show."
-Predators
"It was 2006, and Dane DeHaan was the only person who really wanted to go to a Metallica show."
-Predators
"Catherine Zeta-Jones is like a late ‘90s ‘I’m a hot chick who’s doing dudes and doing girls, and I’m going to tell everyone about it.’" (Andrew)
I believe they call them ‘bisexuals' now, Andrew."
-The Haunting
I believe they call them ‘bisexuals' now, Andrew."
-The Haunting
October 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"Catherine Zeta-Jones is like a late ‘90s ‘I’m a hot chick who’s doing dudes and doing girls, and I’m going to tell everyone about it.’" (Andrew)
I believe they call them ‘bisexuals' now, Andrew."
-The Haunting
I believe they call them ‘bisexuals' now, Andrew."
-The Haunting
"Again…*Jeff Foxworthy* passed on this. Jeff Foxworthy would rather ask adults high school math questions than do this."
-Delta Farce
-Delta Farce
October 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
"Again…*Jeff Foxworthy* passed on this. Jeff Foxworthy would rather ask adults high school math questions than do this."
-Delta Farce
-Delta Farce
"Yaphet Kotto looks like he skinned an armadillo, and put it on like a helmet. It’s a bad jheri-curl."
-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
October 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
"Yaphet Kotto looks like he skinned an armadillo, and put it on like a helmet. It’s a bad jheri-curl."
-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
"Lisa Zane, Billy’s older sister."
"Nice. Fucking sexy Greek family right there." (Andrew)
"You sire Lisa Zane and Billy Zane - who’s fucking? Zeus and Hera?!"
-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
"Nice. Fucking sexy Greek family right there." (Andrew)
"You sire Lisa Zane and Billy Zane - who’s fucking? Zeus and Hera?!"
-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
October 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"Lisa Zane, Billy’s older sister."
"Nice. Fucking sexy Greek family right there." (Andrew)
"You sire Lisa Zane and Billy Zane - who’s fucking? Zeus and Hera?!"
-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
"Nice. Fucking sexy Greek family right there." (Andrew)
"You sire Lisa Zane and Billy Zane - who’s fucking? Zeus and Hera?!"
-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
"You get the second time in series history where Freddy is playing a bus driver, which lets you know that the series might be going too long."
-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
October 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"You get the second time in series history where Freddy is playing a bus driver, which lets you know that the series might be going too long."
-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
"But, I’m sorry, you have a hulking weirdo in a mechanic’s outfit wearing a William Shatner mask, in a car that says ‘Nuthouse’ on it. And he’s just driving around town and no one is stopping him!"
-Halloween (1978)
-Halloween (1978)
October 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
"But, I’m sorry, you have a hulking weirdo in a mechanic’s outfit wearing a William Shatner mask, in a car that says ‘Nuthouse’ on it. And he’s just driving around town and no one is stopping him!"
-Halloween (1978)
-Halloween (1978)
"We’re getting the party started and Rachel Weisz just got her eyebrows waxed. It’s a real Uncle Leo ‘Are you mad at me?’ scenario."
-The Mummy (1999)
-The Mummy (1999)
September 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"We’re getting the party started and Rachel Weisz just got her eyebrows waxed. It’s a real Uncle Leo ‘Are you mad at me?’ scenario."
-The Mummy (1999)
-The Mummy (1999)
"We should say that Spock is wearing a Ramada Inn bathmat taped together for this entire movie."
-Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
-Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
September 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"We should say that Spock is wearing a Ramada Inn bathmat taped together for this entire movie."
-Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
-Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home