Sajdak's Sayings
@sajdakssayings.bsky.social
Fan account for @whmpodcast.bsky.social's Stephen Sajdak. Quotes and other sacrificial offerings. Run by @rchris.bsky.social. Also: JupinsGems and Szyszkas-Screeds
"I would have been terrified if I were Michael Chiklis, because the last thing I would want to do is be mauled to death by a bear while dressed like a rock monster."
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"I would have been terrified if I were Michael Chiklis, because the last thing I would want to do is be mauled to death by a bear while dressed like a rock monster."
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
"This feels like a late-period Friends episode - everyone’s just on auto-pilot and just hanging out. The monkey is LONG gone at this point."
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"This feels like a late-period Friends episode - everyone’s just on auto-pilot and just hanging out. The monkey is LONG gone at this point."
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
"Stephen Sajdak, you as a bonafide lover of lesbian media…" (Eric)
<crowd boos>
"Pardon me?! Excuse me for watching high art!"
-Gleep Glossary: Wicket W. Warrick
<crowd boos>
"Pardon me?! Excuse me for watching high art!"
-Gleep Glossary: Wicket W. Warrick
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"Stephen Sajdak, you as a bonafide lover of lesbian media…" (Eric)
<crowd boos>
"Pardon me?! Excuse me for watching high art!"
-Gleep Glossary: Wicket W. Warrick
<crowd boos>
"Pardon me?! Excuse me for watching high art!"
-Gleep Glossary: Wicket W. Warrick
"It’s like an opening of Star Wars shot with the predator ship, and then on the back, it says, ‘If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off.’ Because that’s what the predators are, man!"
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"It’s like an opening of Star Wars shot with the predator ship, and then on the back, it says, ‘If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off.’ Because that’s what the predators are, man!"
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
"Maybe Immortan Joe was a Charmin toilet paper bear, gone rogue."
"The radiation made all the fur fall off." (Eric)
"‘MY HEINIE IS CLEAN.’"
-Mad Max: Fury Road
"The radiation made all the fur fall off." (Eric)
"‘MY HEINIE IS CLEAN.’"
-Mad Max: Fury Road
a man wearing a gas mask is driving a vehicle
ALT: a man wearing a gas mask is driving a vehicle
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"Maybe Immortan Joe was a Charmin toilet paper bear, gone rogue."
"The radiation made all the fur fall off." (Eric)
"‘MY HEINIE IS CLEAN.’"
-Mad Max: Fury Road
"The radiation made all the fur fall off." (Eric)
"‘MY HEINIE IS CLEAN.’"
-Mad Max: Fury Road
"Now it’s a good time to plug our Patreon. We can get Andrew some socks without holes in them - really get him out of the gutter."
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"Now it’s a good time to plug our Patreon. We can get Andrew some socks without holes in them - really get him out of the gutter."
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
"A quick FYI now that WHM is canon to the Scream universe: Neve Campbell isn’t in this movie because Sydney Prescott is having an affair with Stephen Sajdak elsewhere."
"She fell in love with your ‘Stab 2’ review." (Eric)
-On-Screen Live (3/13/23)
"She fell in love with your ‘Stab 2’ review." (Eric)
-On-Screen Live (3/13/23)
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"A quick FYI now that WHM is canon to the Scream universe: Neve Campbell isn’t in this movie because Sydney Prescott is having an affair with Stephen Sajdak elsewhere."
"She fell in love with your ‘Stab 2’ review." (Eric)
-On-Screen Live (3/13/23)
"She fell in love with your ‘Stab 2’ review." (Eric)
-On-Screen Live (3/13/23)
"Like Batman, I also became the thing I was most afraid of: failure."
-Batman Begins
-Batman Begins
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Like Batman, I also became the thing I was most afraid of: failure."
-Batman Begins
-Batman Begins
"You know what this guy also directed? He also directed the Pepsi commercial where Michael Jackson’s hair caught on fire." (Andrew)
"‘No, Mike, this kerosene will make your hair really shiny!’"
-Hiding Out
"‘No, Mike, this kerosene will make your hair really shiny!’"
-Hiding Out
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"You know what this guy also directed? He also directed the Pepsi commercial where Michael Jackson’s hair caught on fire." (Andrew)
"‘No, Mike, this kerosene will make your hair really shiny!’"
-Hiding Out
"‘No, Mike, this kerosene will make your hair really shiny!’"
-Hiding Out
"Did anyone see that Rings movie?" (Andrew)
"No, did you?"
"No!" (Andrew)
"You said it like, ‘HERE COMES MY OPINION ON THE RINGS MOVIE!’"
-Retroactive
"No, did you?"
"No!" (Andrew)
"You said it like, ‘HERE COMES MY OPINION ON THE RINGS MOVIE!’"
-Retroactive
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"Did anyone see that Rings movie?" (Andrew)
"No, did you?"
"No!" (Andrew)
"You said it like, ‘HERE COMES MY OPINION ON THE RINGS MOVIE!’"
-Retroactive
"No, did you?"
"No!" (Andrew)
"You said it like, ‘HERE COMES MY OPINION ON THE RINGS MOVIE!’"
-Retroactive
"Directed by a fellow named Louis Morneau." (Andrew)
"Did this guy do anything else?"
"It’s a long career of doing nothing." (Chris)
"Just like me!"
-Retroactive
"Did this guy do anything else?"
"It’s a long career of doing nothing." (Chris)
"Just like me!"
-Retroactive
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"Directed by a fellow named Louis Morneau." (Andrew)
"Did this guy do anything else?"
"It’s a long career of doing nothing." (Chris)
"Just like me!"
-Retroactive
"Did this guy do anything else?"
"It’s a long career of doing nothing." (Chris)
"Just like me!"
-Retroactive
"What are you doing with this ape? So I’m paying two bits for a gander and just going, ‘Wow…that’s a big ape!’"
-Peter Jackson's King Kong
-Peter Jackson's King Kong
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"What are you doing with this ape? So I’m paying two bits for a gander and just going, ‘Wow…that’s a big ape!’"
-Peter Jackson's King Kong
-Peter Jackson's King Kong
"Steve, are you a believer or a nihilist?" (Chris)
"How could you not be a nihilist - it’s 2022. We’re doing this remotely."
-Infinite
"How could you not be a nihilist - it’s 2022. We’re doing this remotely."
-Infinite
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"Steve, are you a believer or a nihilist?" (Chris)
"How could you not be a nihilist - it’s 2022. We’re doing this remotely."
-Infinite
"How could you not be a nihilist - it’s 2022. We’re doing this remotely."
-Infinite
"He offers Gary Busey coke, and only in this fantasy world does he not accept it. ‘If my gums recede any more, I ain’t gonna have any gums left - just delicious teeth!’"
-Canvas
-Canvas
November 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"He offers Gary Busey coke, and only in this fantasy world does he not accept it. ‘If my gums recede any more, I ain’t gonna have any gums left - just delicious teeth!’"
-Canvas
-Canvas
"We haven't talked about Arnold's stupid haircut yet. He looks like Macklemore's grandfather. No one over the age of 40 should have this haircut. He kind of looks like J. Edgar Hoover if you gave him gamma radiation."
-Sabotage
-Sabotage
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
"We haven't talked about Arnold's stupid haircut yet. He looks like Macklemore's grandfather. No one over the age of 40 should have this haircut. He kind of looks like J. Edgar Hoover if you gave him gamma radiation."
-Sabotage
-Sabotage
"You know what I never need to see? Dracula perusing the nu-metal section at a Virgin Megastore." (Andrew)
"Maybe he needed a sweet Nightmare Before Christmas poster."
-Dracula 2000
"Maybe he needed a sweet Nightmare Before Christmas poster."
-Dracula 2000
November 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"You know what I never need to see? Dracula perusing the nu-metal section at a Virgin Megastore." (Andrew)
"Maybe he needed a sweet Nightmare Before Christmas poster."
-Dracula 2000
"Maybe he needed a sweet Nightmare Before Christmas poster."
-Dracula 2000
"He also kind of looks like, if you’ve ever played it, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night - Alucard. Ten nerds just cheered in unison somewhere."
-Dracula 2000
-Dracula 2000
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"He also kind of looks like, if you’ve ever played it, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night - Alucard. Ten nerds just cheered in unison somewhere."
-Dracula 2000
-Dracula 2000
"The only part of this story I don’t believe: there was a settlement, he got some cash, and he gave it alllll to charity."
"Yeah, the William Shatner Fund to Feed William Shatner." (Eric)
-Halloween (1978)
"Yeah, the William Shatner Fund to Feed William Shatner." (Eric)
-Halloween (1978)
William Shatner Shares Initial Reaction to Capt. Kirk-Michael Myers ‘Halloween’ Mask: “Is That a Joke?”
The horror franchise's latest installment opened No. 1 at the box office over the weekend.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"The only part of this story I don’t believe: there was a settlement, he got some cash, and he gave it alllll to charity."
"Yeah, the William Shatner Fund to Feed William Shatner." (Eric)
-Halloween (1978)
"Yeah, the William Shatner Fund to Feed William Shatner." (Eric)
-Halloween (1978)
"Vampires are the thing that everyone most wants to be: you look as human as possible, but with superpowers; you’re kind of smart; you’re bisexual, which everyone wants to be anyway…"
-Dracula 2000
-Dracula 2000
October 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"Vampires are the thing that everyone most wants to be: you look as human as possible, but with superpowers; you’re kind of smart; you’re bisexual, which everyone wants to be anyway…"
-Dracula 2000
-Dracula 2000
"Can I say something a little personal about this episode? It’s my favorite Eric Szyszka joke of all-time. It’s where you peaked, and honestly, I keep waiting for you to ascend back to that level…and you never have."
-Dracula 2000
-Dracula 2000
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"Can I say something a little personal about this episode? It’s my favorite Eric Szyszka joke of all-time. It’s where you peaked, and honestly, I keep waiting for you to ascend back to that level…and you never have."
-Dracula 2000
-Dracula 2000
"You can go to the Scientology Celebrity Center in L.A. They did the e-reading thing and I touched the soup cans."
"Are you like their Dalai Lama?" (Eric)
"They ripped my shirt open and saw the birthmark of Xenu I have above my left nipple."
-The Man Who Would Be King
"Are you like their Dalai Lama?" (Eric)
"They ripped my shirt open and saw the birthmark of Xenu I have above my left nipple."
-The Man Who Would Be King
October 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"You can go to the Scientology Celebrity Center in L.A. They did the e-reading thing and I touched the soup cans."
"Are you like their Dalai Lama?" (Eric)
"They ripped my shirt open and saw the birthmark of Xenu I have above my left nipple."
-The Man Who Would Be King
"Are you like their Dalai Lama?" (Eric)
"They ripped my shirt open and saw the birthmark of Xenu I have above my left nipple."
-The Man Who Would Be King
"I love that he gets a big box of rat poison, and then he starts reading the directions! The more, the merrier, pal!"
-Man's Best Friend
-Man's Best Friend
October 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
"I love that he gets a big box of rat poison, and then he starts reading the directions! The more, the merrier, pal!"
-Man's Best Friend
-Man's Best Friend
"By the way, everyone brace for jump-scare - I have it loaded up." (Andrew)
<picture of Courtney Cox haircut>
<everyone screams>
"Is that Tales from the Crypt: Demon Night?!"
-Scream 4
<picture of Courtney Cox haircut>
<everyone screams>
"Is that Tales from the Crypt: Demon Night?!"
-Scream 4
October 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"By the way, everyone brace for jump-scare - I have it loaded up." (Andrew)
<picture of Courtney Cox haircut>
<everyone screams>
"Is that Tales from the Crypt: Demon Night?!"
-Scream 4
<picture of Courtney Cox haircut>
<everyone screams>
"Is that Tales from the Crypt: Demon Night?!"
-Scream 4
"First of all, dogs are always having psychotic episodes - that’s what dogs are."
-Man's Best Friend
-Man's Best Friend
October 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"First of all, dogs are always having psychotic episodes - that’s what dogs are."
-Man's Best Friend
-Man's Best Friend
"If Eric was like, ‘Yo dude, come over to my house for monkey pizza,’ I’d be like, ‘Absolutely not, you fucking sick weirdo!’ But if I’m at his house for another reason, and he’s like, ‘Yo, dude, I’ve got monkey pizza, you can’t help the monkey...’"
-Man's Best Friend (Art by @sobreiro.bsky.social)
-Man's Best Friend (Art by @sobreiro.bsky.social)
October 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"If Eric was like, ‘Yo dude, come over to my house for monkey pizza,’ I’d be like, ‘Absolutely not, you fucking sick weirdo!’ But if I’m at his house for another reason, and he’s like, ‘Yo, dude, I’ve got monkey pizza, you can’t help the monkey...’"
-Man's Best Friend (Art by @sobreiro.bsky.social)
-Man's Best Friend (Art by @sobreiro.bsky.social)