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George Jobs (Saint Zero)
@saintzero.bsky.social
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I get all the George jobs but someone’s gotta squeeze these beets.

Occasional stamp licker. Amateur Reply Guy.
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July 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Al Bundy from the TV show Married With Children is sitting on a couch with one hand down the front of his pants. A gentleman with a round face dressed in a suit with a bow tie and top hat is smoking a cigar and blowing smoke out his nostrils. A banner reads: The Profesh Screenshot of the video game Elden Ring. A player character wielding a great shield and ship’s anchor wearing a steel full face helmet and steel breast plate with longer flowing red cloth underneath is standing on rocky land. Screencap from the original Sailor Moon anime from the 90s featuring the character Umino (apocryphally aka Melvin) dressed in a tuxedo with a top hat and white gloves holding a bag and pointing at something like a badass.
March 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Meme from The Simpsons. It’s from the episode where Homer puts together a celebrity curios tourist trap in RV form and it plays a funny song when it drives into and out of the scene. Homer is getting up in Karl’s face, pointing a finger at him and the quote says “Where’s Wayne Gretzky? I’ll tell you! Wayne Gretzky is looking out for Wayne Gretzky!”
February 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Not me chuckling to myself like a little goblin when a post blows up
Close up screen shot from reddit showing two whole upvotes.
January 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Turanga Leela from Futurama is asleep on her bed with a book covering her eyes. The title of the book is “True Stories of Coursgeous Animals”
January 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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The Gang Calls in a Bomb Threat
Screenshot of a social media post from Glenn Howerton promoting a crossover between the TV shows Abbott Elementary and It’s Always Sunny
January 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Repost with one of your favourite books you’ve read this year!
Front book cover of Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind by Yuval Noah Harari.
November 20, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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“Come forth, FURSONA!”
Protagonist from Persona 3 using his Evoker to summon a fursona with a handgun. Take that shadows!
February 17, 2024 at 10:44 AM
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Kid, you been working too hard. Take a fiver and get yourself a
A Nut Blaster XL made by Rack-A-Tiers, still in package.
September 29, 2023 at 3:09 PM
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Why do pencils count against my encumbrance, Todd?!
Picture of Bethesda Softwork’s Todd Howard from a PC Gamer article with a quote that reads, “Take all those damn pencils out of your Starfield inventory.”
September 28, 2023 at 5:02 PM