Sour cream or gravy.

The movie itself took you so long. Because it's a long movie.

When diagnosed with cancer, the only way to beat it is to fight for nothing OTHER than its eradication from the body. Every other concern goes out the window, because if it wins, there will be no person left to worry about anything else. America has cancer right now. Nothing else matters. FOCUS.

Sarcasm must not translate online (I say sarcastically).

I'm sure this will all work out fine for everyone involved. When did extreme income inequality ever NOT work out for the people with all the money?! There are NO HISTORICAL EXAMPLES of things going badly for super rich people when stuff like this happens. Right? RIGHT? RIGHT!??!!?

The original poster is definitely giving of "petite bone" energy. Er, I mean "bone-petite."

They definitely are. The edges look less than natural. The only way to make them look more photoshopped is to put "MS-13" on them.

Yep. I am. And I'm currently filming a movie right now. So, if you'd like to come and observe, or just want to ask questions, contact me at sainteuphoria.com!

Yes. Absolutely.

Hot take.

This moron wants to be president someday, doesn't he? He wants to be Trump 2.0.

"Further down the road?" I think we've actually arrived at the destination.

Absolutely. I'm ashamed.

"Forget about intelligence." It is, after all, the American way.

Thanks, man. You, too.

I speak for all white people when I say, this is absolutely true. We are dumb as fuck.

What kind of asshole wants FEWER non-working holidays? Oh, right. The orange idiot who plays golf on our dime more often than he works.

What kind of asshole wants FEWER non-working holidays? Oh, right. That fucking guy.

This is me every time I play against my kids.