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Saint'Did
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Free-Range Revenue Generating Livestock,
according to my government.
Human Being of Inherent Worth and Dignity,
according to the fact of my existence.
Unserious Pedantrist. Casual Pontificator.
WE ARE BRINGING BACK PIRATES AND YOU WANT ME TO GO TO WORK AND RUN ERRANDS LIKE THIS IS A NORMAL DAY?!

www.lee.senate.gov/2025/12/patr...
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Oh, look at that. It's $400,000,000 now. Last time I heard about it, it was still only $300,000,000.
December 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
December 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
THIS IS WHY WE NEED HUMANITIES IN PUBLIC EDUCATION.
December 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
There is a reason this book was one of the first they wanted to ban in Alabama.
December 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I agree, most enthusiastically. I think the whole society would benefit tremendously if people began thinking of costs in terms of "hours of labor" rather than dollars.

In fact, this is EXACTLY what we did in homeschool yesterday!
December 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hey, Feckless Fuck, this you?
December 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
That headline was as far as I got. No, thank you. I'm choosing to protect my peace today.
December 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Posted again with Alt text because I forgot on the first one.
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
This is my first time participating, but here we have Wal'Thar, who is a curmudgeony old bastard whom I love dearly, and "emtiness" is the theme of his opening chapter!
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Living through the collapse of empire is me, eyeballing my heaping scoops of coffee grounds, and pausing to consider whether I will have to give up coffee or chocolate first. When the inevitable but totally avoidable inflation forces us to make cuts, coffee will be the last luxury I give up.
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"And then the lawless one will be revealed, whom the Lord Jesus will overthrow with the breath of his mouth and destroy by the splendor of his coming." 2 Theolosians 2:8

😂☠️😂☠️😂
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I hadn't checked in with the world since before The Meeting, so I was curious how it went.

*searches Mamdani/Trump*

*PROPER GAFFAWS*
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Oh, yeah. Hashtag nailed it.
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Amateur photography because I am, in fact, quite the Amateur. Very excited to try this Orangey Cranberry Orange Maple Bourbon cake I just improvised.
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This man, unrelated to me, my joke, or the intended audience of my joke, had to butt in to tell me that my joke was not funny, and when I refused to give a fuck that he didn't like my joke his badgering about the joke became far funnier than the joke itself. Blocking me about it is the punchline.
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Yet another very reasonable and not at all wildly bigoted or racist quote from Bryan "Burn the Freakin' Books" Dawson, CEO of the blog site 1819 News.
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
😐
Old enough that THIS is the first image brought to mind.
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Random stuff in my pantry: red velvet cake mix, maraschino cherries, dried cranberries, most of an extra dark chocolate bar, what was left in a bag of marshmallows, a splash of Dr. Pepper.

We now have an answer to the question "What if red velvet and sticky bun had a three way with fruitcake?"
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It's embarrassing for you how unimportant I am, but I'm having a lovely time, thanks. 😂
September 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The single most soul-chilling statement I've read in my lifetime.
September 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I don't believe any of those books were targeted in my state, but this age-appropriate explanation of bodily autonomy and consent was among the books they called "pornography":
July 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Uh, I did? That's how I learned that this picture is a photoshopped composit of real historical photos?
July 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Posting your opponent's donation link? It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.
July 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Thanks for sharing the link to donate! 🥰
July 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM