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Sailor Dя Saturn
@sailordrsaturn.bsky.social
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Trans rights are human rights. ACAB. Free Palestine.

Avatar alt txt: bath toy of a squat blue-suited, white-bearded sailor captain. His hand is at his brow, searching ahead in his little red boat.

Banner alt txt: a calico kitty in peaceful sleep.
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Fucking shitty ass cats. Why do you even like bread you’re cats ffs.
A loaf of homemade bread in plastic wrap on a kitchen counter with a silver dollar sized scooped out bit on top. The plastic is torn perfectly around the scooped out bit.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Quote skeet with the most inexplicable thing in your gallery
A pitty type dog with mouth open, tongue lolling but it’s poorly photoshopped to show a toy in its mouth. The toy looks like a blue tooth speaker. Just a black log with what look like buttons at either end
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Leafs season
The entire field of view is filled with freshly fallen leaves of purple and yellow and red. It looks very fluffy and deep
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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A manhole / lid with bright green weeds peeking out from the seal. The lid has a waffle pattern with the text “sanitary sewer”. Dying grass and Fallen leaves cover the ground around it. A splash of dog piss turns the gray metal black in a chaotic pattern.
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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I’m no longer allowed to leave home for as long as I did today
Orange and white cat looks very happy curled up in blankets intimately reaching out to me as I reach out to him
October 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Screenshotted this guy on YouTube the other day
A man with a very scrunched face but he’s had so much work done only his crows feet are showing and his face looks extremely strange. It’s a screenshot of a video and apparently the word he was saying was “SPLOTCHINESS”
September 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Oh neat I guess that’s why I saw this crew today
Five vultures sitting atop a high school field light. They’re hard to make out but you can just barely see the head shape of one looking very vulture shaped
September 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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It was at this point he had also noticed Frank
A big dog below a low / horizontal hanging sunflower stalk (unawares) and a tiny chipmunk on top of the stalk, weighing his chances
September 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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WELL HELLO THERE
A chipmunk climbing on a sunflower stalk. The stalk is nearly horizontal on account of the head being heavy and full of seeds…that I caught the little guy eating
September 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Fresh fresh fresh cicada
A freshly molted cicada that is literally still neon green it’s so fresh. It’s sitting atop its shell and I imagine reckoning with its new form.
August 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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No cheating, last photo of your pet (if you'd like).

#CatsOfBluesky
White / orange tabby in the distance relaxing in a box but with an angry scrunch face. Brown tabby so close you only see half his face a bit curious eye and ear
August 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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My personal favorite:
That tapestry generator image with a guy waving his hand before him with some townsfolk behind him. The area before them is empty. It reads: “behold! The field in which I grow my fucks lay thine eyes upon it and thou shall see that it is barren”
July 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Perfectly normal cat doing perfectly normal things
#Caturday
White cat butt legs asplunduh so all you see is weird fat lumps and kitty penis
July 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Generally. Generally. *hic*
Screenshot of earthbound ness talking with a drunkard Sprite text says “yes, they’re…hic! Another cappuccino here!” The translation turned drinkers into caffeine junkies thanks to American Puritanism
July 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Look at this beautiful dragonfly in my backyard today #bugsky #虫
A dragonfly perched on a green pole. Its wings are half black and half clear with a white swish through the clear part. Its tail is iridescent silver
July 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Lil excited guy
Closeup of foot fluff on a dog highlighting the star shape of the fluff and adding a small excited face
June 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Fuuuuuuuzzzz
Dog paw underside showing massive fuzz between paw pads on my big boy puppy dog
June 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Beans on toast(y skin)
Orange and white cat lays next to me on the couch paw outstretched and touching my leg Orange and white cat lays next to me on the couch paw outstretched to touch my leg (different angle) but now he’s already cat napping
June 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Flashbacks to 2001 all around me tonight
Two miller high life bottles opened with precum-like foam spilling out the tips. Reminds me of the smoke billowing out of the twin towers after being hit
June 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Crown vetch. I keep hoping I’ll discover something native when I take a snap of something pretty - but yet another invasive.
Crown vetch flowering. Little popcorn looking purple flowers low in the grass My hand holding the crown vetch bloom to get a better photo. The petals are puffy white and light purple.
June 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
2 Medical dummies posed standing against a void white bg. One is naked with a flaccid penis dangling from its crotch as though someone attached like a Lego piece on its underside. The other wears very oversized PJs. They have open mouths in a slight dumb smile and empty holes for eyes that are very beady
June 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Looks like it’s at the doorway, which is where it should go I’ve been told. May it bring you luck.
Photo of a doorframe with a horseshoe hung above it, horns upright to hold the luck
June 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I heard it's best toview the dead body when someone dres, My Father in law passed so I pushed us to the living room to see hem. He wasn't there; though he was. I prayed. I'm not religious; only spertual. He is Gone Gone. Where did he go? It seems he was ready and knew where to go. Better than others I’ve known. Martha appeared at Christmas. Mike carries in my head. Alicia watched us grieve at her tuneral. so did others... Simon still visits spiritually. But him. He's Gone Gone. How did he know where to go? Where did he go?
June 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Stolen valor!!! 😤 This is my curation. You already used your collection on the air fryer
Air fryer with stickers lampooning brands with terrible poo related puns “Dookey doonuts” “blow poops” and bonus “official Nintendo liscened product”
June 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Lololol
A screenshot of JAke liking my post followed by a fresh (unseen) follow from a brand new Lily
June 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM