lol, said the scorpion
@saidthescorpion.bsky.social
“But now we shall both surely drown”, said the Frog
I just drank expired milk and it reminded me to trust nobody. So right now I'm sour inside
February 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I just drank expired milk and it reminded me to trust nobody. So right now I'm sour inside
Gonna keep posting through it
January 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Gonna keep posting through it
We got him
December 8, 2024 at 7:46 PM
We got him
Reposted by lol, said the scorpion
UnitedHealthcare CEO Killed
Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth’s insurance unit, was fatally shot outside a Midtown Manhattan hotel in what police described as a “brazen” targeted attack by a gunman lying in wait for him. What do you think?
theonion.com/unitedhealth...
Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth’s insurance unit, was fatally shot outside a Midtown Manhattan hotel in what police described as a “brazen” targeted attack by a gunman lying in wait for him. What do you think?
theonion.com/unitedhealth...
December 5, 2024 at 9:25 PM
UnitedHealthcare CEO Killed
Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth’s insurance unit, was fatally shot outside a Midtown Manhattan hotel in what police described as a “brazen” targeted attack by a gunman lying in wait for him. What do you think?
theonion.com/unitedhealth...
Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth’s insurance unit, was fatally shot outside a Midtown Manhattan hotel in what police described as a “brazen” targeted attack by a gunman lying in wait for him. What do you think?
theonion.com/unitedhealth...
“Good artists borrow, great artists steal” - me
December 6, 2024 at 6:01 PM
“Good artists borrow, great artists steal” - me
If only I was wearing my glasses right now I could better find my glasses
December 4, 2024 at 6:09 PM
If only I was wearing my glasses right now I could better find my glasses
If you’re gonna assblast me in Chess at least tell me your ELO before you do
December 4, 2024 at 1:34 AM
If you’re gonna assblast me in Chess at least tell me your ELO before you do
Teach kids to be trans
December 3, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Teach kids to be trans
This place needs bookmarks asap
December 3, 2024 at 10:33 AM
This place needs bookmarks asap
Instead of “god bless you”, say “may natural selection favor your offspring”
December 1, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Instead of “god bless you”, say “may natural selection favor your offspring”
Women are more emotional because they’ll cry after their cat runs away, meanwhile men will punch a hole through drywall when they lose a game of League
November 30, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Women are more emotional because they’ll cry after their cat runs away, meanwhile men will punch a hole through drywall when they lose a game of League
Is anyone good at audio editing? I have a small task for anyone who can. i'll gift them, uh, 5 Valve bux idk
November 28, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Is anyone good at audio editing? I have a small task for anyone who can. i'll gift them, uh, 5 Valve bux idk
I’m calling them bleets
November 27, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I’m calling them bleets
If Democrats move to the center and the far-right wins: it proves that leftism doesn't win, because the country is far right.
If Democrats move to the center and the far-right loses: it proves that we don't need leftism to win.
If Democrats move to the center and the far-right loses: it proves that we don't need leftism to win.
November 6, 2024 at 8:39 PM
If Democrats move to the center and the far-right wins: it proves that leftism doesn't win, because the country is far right.
If Democrats move to the center and the far-right loses: it proves that we don't need leftism to win.
If Democrats move to the center and the far-right loses: it proves that we don't need leftism to win.
Once a critical mass of the people I follow on Twitter are posting here, I'll probably disconnect from Twitter altogether
October 18, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Once a critical mass of the people I follow on Twitter are posting here, I'll probably disconnect from Twitter altogether
New tweet, new day
October 17, 2024 at 1:24 AM
New tweet, new day