Sage Unicorn
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Mamasaurus-Rex 🦖 • Happiest Creating
Get you a partner that will run to the store at 2am, because you're 34wks pregnant crying 'cause you saw a TikTok advert for Doritos with Walton Goggins, & you realized how much you actually love Doritos and haven't had them in ages, but you think it's too late to go out.
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Get you a partner that will run to the store at 2am, because you're 34wks pregnant crying 'cause you saw a TikTok advert for Doritos with Walton Goggins, & you realized how much you actually love Doritos and haven't had them in ages, but you think it's too late to go out.
Scientific literacy is a major issue today. Too often, people cite studies as proof of XYZ without understanding the differences between association, correlation, and causation.
September 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Scientific literacy is a major issue today. Too often, people cite studies as proof of XYZ without understanding the differences between association, correlation, and causation.
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Autism was discovered in 1911. Tylenol was invented in 1950.
We won’t be distracted.
Release the Epstein Files.
We won’t be distracted.
Release the Epstein Files.
September 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Autism was discovered in 1911. Tylenol was invented in 1950.
We won’t be distracted.
Release the Epstein Files.
We won’t be distracted.
Release the Epstein Files.
As a pregnant woman, I'll take my advice from actual doctors with medical degrees & scientific research. NOT from a worm-brained heroin addict, quack money grubbing doc, & a 34-time felon who failed to impress their daddies.
September 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
As a pregnant woman, I'll take my advice from actual doctors with medical degrees & scientific research. NOT from a worm-brained heroin addict, quack money grubbing doc, & a 34-time felon who failed to impress their daddies.
Tylenol's marketing department is probably losing their minds after Trumpler & Reject Kennedy, Jr. dragged them through the mud with nothing more than caveman drawings of the next crisis to distract from the Epstein files. 🤰 & the autistics that'll work 🙄
September 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Tylenol's marketing department is probably losing their minds after Trumpler & Reject Kennedy, Jr. dragged them through the mud with nothing more than caveman drawings of the next crisis to distract from the Epstein files. 🤰 & the autistics that'll work 🙄
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Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
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My thoughts on what RFK Jr and President Trump got wrong about autism.
open.substack.com/pub/drrubin/...
open.substack.com/pub/drrubin/...
Tylenol, Vaccines, and Leucovorin: What Trump and RFK Jr. Got Wrong
At a White House event, President Trump, flanked by HHS Secretary Robert F.
open.substack.com
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My thoughts on what RFK Jr and President Trump got wrong about autism.
open.substack.com/pub/drrubin/...
open.substack.com/pub/drrubin/...
Unfortunately, there's nothing we can take to lessen the pain of enduring a Trump presidency.
President Trump told pregnant women to stop taking Tylenol. Medical groups maintain it is safe. What the research shows about autism, pregnancy and Tylenol.
🔗: on.wsj.com/3IxJ7vN
🔗: on.wsj.com/3IxJ7vN
September 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Unfortunately, there's nothing we can take to lessen the pain of enduring a Trump presidency.
As a pregnant woman, this Chump-autism thing with Reject Kennedy, Jr. is terrifying & and mind-boggling.
September 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
As a pregnant woman, this Chump-autism thing with Reject Kennedy, Jr. is terrifying & and mind-boggling.
What are you doing at 2am? I'm 🤰 crying cause I want Texas Roadhouse rolls & butter. So, I'm settling for pita bites & tzatziki sauce. Otherwise I can't sleep.
August 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
What are you doing at 2am? I'm 🤰 crying cause I want Texas Roadhouse rolls & butter. So, I'm settling for pita bites & tzatziki sauce. Otherwise I can't sleep.
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eat fresh, motherfuckers
August 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
eat fresh, motherfuckers
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President Trump said he would deploy National Guard troops to Washington, D.C., and place the city’s police department under federal control, launching an unprecedented effort to take charge of the nation’s capital.
Read more: on.wsj.com/4mawk0T
Read more: on.wsj.com/4mawk0T
August 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
President Trump said he would deploy National Guard troops to Washington, D.C., and place the city’s police department under federal control, launching an unprecedented effort to take charge of the nation’s capital.
Read more: on.wsj.com/4mawk0T
Read more: on.wsj.com/4mawk0T
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What snowflakes?! Creating city-wide safe space cause there's too much diversity & blaming it on crime that's at a 30yr low. It's not about crime, they're trying to paint DC with a rich white brush. Oldest distraction in the book: tough on crime = attacks on minorities, poor & unhoused.
Tim Burchett says he lives in his office in DC because he's scared of crime in the city
August 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
What snowflakes?! Creating city-wide safe space cause there's too much diversity & blaming it on crime that's at a 30yr low. It's not about crime, they're trying to paint DC with a rich white brush. Oldest distraction in the book: tough on crime = attacks on minorities, poor & unhoused.
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A stronger case for why D.C. should become a state has never been made. Trump’s seizure of power today is based on false pretext and is meant to distract from Epstein. But it has real consequences.
The people of D.C. should not be ruled by a tyrant. This is intimidation without representation.
The people of D.C. should not be ruled by a tyrant. This is intimidation without representation.
August 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
A stronger case for why D.C. should become a state has never been made. Trump’s seizure of power today is based on false pretext and is meant to distract from Epstein. But it has real consequences.
The people of D.C. should not be ruled by a tyrant. This is intimidation without representation.
The people of D.C. should not be ruled by a tyrant. This is intimidation without representation.
If I point my 🤰 belly towards the food, then maybe the babies will decide what we're eating, like a homing beacon. Otherwise, everything is just blegh.
August 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If I point my 🤰 belly towards the food, then maybe the babies will decide what we're eating, like a homing beacon. Otherwise, everything is just blegh.
I grew up & lived in the DC-metro area. My Dad took me to work all over the city in the 90s, crime was worse. These are crazy, racist acts. No one should follow the orange tyrant's orders.
Trump vowed to rid Washington of homeless people and crack down on crime : NPR www.npr.org/2025/08/12/n...
Trump vowed to rid Washington of homeless people and crack down on crime : NPR www.npr.org/2025/08/12/n...
Trump's Washington, D.C., takeover targets a host of groups, many of them vulnerable
Some residents are skeptical that President Trump's use of tough police tactics will work to solve complex social ills.
www.npr.org
August 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I grew up & lived in the DC-metro area. My Dad took me to work all over the city in the 90s, crime was worse. These are crazy, racist acts. No one should follow the orange tyrant's orders.
Trump vowed to rid Washington of homeless people and crack down on crime : NPR www.npr.org/2025/08/12/n...
Trump vowed to rid Washington of homeless people and crack down on crime : NPR www.npr.org/2025/08/12/n...
Did I badly bruise my thumb carrying a gallon of water whilst pregnant? Yes.
Am I now banned from carrying jugs? Also, yes.
Am I now banned from carrying jugs? Also, yes.
August 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Did I badly bruise my thumb carrying a gallon of water whilst pregnant? Yes.
Am I now banned from carrying jugs? Also, yes.
Am I now banned from carrying jugs? Also, yes.
Pregnancy cravings do not respect the wallet. I could drown in a vat of Spinach & Artichoke Dip after a giant steak & be happier than ever. 😅
August 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Pregnancy cravings do not respect the wallet. I could drown in a vat of Spinach & Artichoke Dip after a giant steak & be happier than ever. 😅
OR maybe adjust policies to include the new normal of COVID infections & other outbreaks. Sick students should not attend classes. Virtual programs deny struggling students or are not available for sick days. Then you can focus on the socioeconomic reasons.
- www.the74million.org/article/its-...
- www.the74million.org/article/its-...
It’s Time to Reject Chronic Absenteeism as the New Normal in Student Attendance
Cohen: Start by improving data, so it's clear who is missing school, and putting an end to messaging that implies skipping class isn't a big deal
www.the74million.org
June 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
OR maybe adjust policies to include the new normal of COVID infections & other outbreaks. Sick students should not attend classes. Virtual programs deny struggling students or are not available for sick days. Then you can focus on the socioeconomic reasons.
- www.the74million.org/article/its-...
- www.the74million.org/article/its-...
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President Trump’s style rankles even some allies and draws a sharp contrast with Joe Biden.
Trump Steamrolls Critics With Flood-the-Zone Strategy
The president’s style rankles even some allies but draws a contrast with Biden.
www.wsj.com
February 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
President Trump’s style rankles even some allies and draws a sharp contrast with Joe Biden.
Hiding in Hogwarts Legacy from RL, attempting to be a morally compromised Ravenclaw & still feeling bad about being mean to NPCs.
February 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hiding in Hogwarts Legacy from RL, attempting to be a morally compromised Ravenclaw & still feeling bad about being mean to NPCs.
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I couldn’t pick a favorite part. Just read this.
February 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I couldn’t pick a favorite part. Just read this.