Brian Sager
@sagerbj.bsky.social
King clip-on tie, big fuckin' man.
Trump: We're calling it AutopenGate. Sleepy Joe had no idea what he was signing.
Also Trump: Idk, people told me to pardon him so I did. I don't know anything about him, I don't care.
Also Trump: Idk, people told me to pardon him so I did. I don't know anything about him, I don't care.
October 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Trump: We're calling it AutopenGate. Sleepy Joe had no idea what he was signing.
Also Trump: Idk, people told me to pardon him so I did. I don't know anything about him, I don't care.
Also Trump: Idk, people told me to pardon him so I did. I don't know anything about him, I don't care.
She's probably just upset because she's moving her husband into a retirement home this week.
October 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
She's probably just upset because she's moving her husband into a retirement home this week.
Some people actually belive in law and order, kid toucher.
October 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Some people actually belive in law and order, kid toucher.
Happy birthday, Mike! Take a TV!
October 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Happy birthday, Mike! Take a TV!
They call him "Lil Leprechaun"
May 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
They call him "Lil Leprechaun"
A lot of people lose the will to live after meeting JD.
April 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
A lot of people lose the will to live after meeting JD.
Gee, I wonder why Trump was so eager to pack the press corps with unscrupulous sycophants. It's a mystery.
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Gee, I wonder why Trump was so eager to pack the press corps with unscrupulous sycophants. It's a mystery.
Love Sam but I'm very upset with him for cutting off a sentence starting with "the whole juxtapose of this entire conversation..." Like, fuck me I would give anything to know how that sentence ended.
March 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Love Sam but I'm very upset with him for cutting off a sentence starting with "the whole juxtapose of this entire conversation..." Like, fuck me I would give anything to know how that sentence ended.
