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Brian Sager
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King clip-on tie, big fuckin' man.
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My coworkers: Let's all dress as movie characters for Halloween! I have a wizard costume at home, I can be Gandalf! Brian - please, please do not dress as something weird and obscure.
Me: I promise.
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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POV: Trump and Hegseth at next year's Generals and Admirals meeting.
October 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Photo: JD Vance meets with Pope Francis hours before his death.
April 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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A pretty good week
#lastfourwatched #letterboxd
April 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Me in the national security group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Roses are red
Donnie's out of his element
#fthismoviefest was great
It's the size of Texas, Mr. President
March 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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They should've left Chick's wife up there to blow up, she sucks.
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Something must've been in the water in '98
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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"Max Thrust"
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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My cat every time I leave for work.
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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I can't begin to tell you know long it would take me to count how many words a person just said.
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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I would've called this one The Rocks, y'know?
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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I bet Oscar was all "ow" right before he died.
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Be careful, AJ! That cosmonaut is a nihilist! He believes in nothing!
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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In case it's been a while, there's an identical scene to this in Deep Impact where Robert Duvall sings Rush's Fly By Night to Jon Favereau.
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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How the fuck do they even have a spacesuit that fits Bear?
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Udo's been finding broken minds for decades.
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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"Drilling is a science, it's an art."
WELL WHICH IS IT?
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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In the special edition, it's @robdicristino.bsky.social hiding under that blanket.
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March 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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NASA: The next total solar eclipse will occur on August 7th, 2077 at approximately 3:43 pm.
Also NASA: Jesus fucking Christ where are these rocks coming from?
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I would just hire Keith David to kick the asteroids ass.
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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I forgot this opened as a Transformer movie.
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Yeah - yeah - oh yeah that was fun.
#fthismoviefest
March 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Maude Lebowski's kid is old enough to run DOGE by now.
#fthismoviefest
March 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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"I've had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man."
Yeah man, me too.
#fthismoviefest
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March 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM