To 500. It has the mythical "up to" qualifier which means that at most it will create 500 in the best possible conditions.

The idea these things are going to create jobs is so stupid. There’s gonna be a contracted janitor service and like 10 nerds who may even live in different cities just remotely monitoring shit because data centers aren’t staffed in large ways

Target: We decided to bend the knee to the fascist dirt bag torpedoing the economy while making our store experience worse by locking everything up and staffing minimally.

We aren't sure why we can't turn this FY around!

I almost forgot about this one. The commercial with the kid rapping seems to be the more recognized Zelda ad.

I guess the idea is that Zelda provides so SO EXTREME a challenge that it might cause you to be institutionalized? Anything to promote brand recognition, I guess.

I had to bust in a window and rob that GameStop so I could keep up with the other live streamers. That makes it entirely justified and is me taking 15 PS5s even really theft if you think about it?

you know what we call software that autonomously installs malware?

Malware.

if you look at github projects that have copilot assistance, their pull requests are full of replies "no, this is wrong do it again". it can't even code right, something with a defined syntax why the fuck do they think we want to trust it with our files and financials where things are less rigid