Ben
@safers.bsky.social
Bit of a rotter, will work for food. Owns way too many shoes. (trying to) dysgu Cymraeg 🏴
Tell your cat I said hi.
(Previously known as @safeasfuck)
Tell your cat I said hi.
(Previously known as @safeasfuck)
Haha I love that you have a village peacock
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Haha I love that you have a village peacock
Haha I had the exact same experience yesterday. Really couldn’t be arsed opening the door & having 10 mins of bantz
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Haha I had the exact same experience yesterday. Really couldn’t be arsed opening the door & having 10 mins of bantz
Ah Hunan Resources.
Not very human, not very resourceful
Not very human, not very resourceful
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ah Hunan Resources.
Not very human, not very resourceful
Not very human, not very resourceful
My dude, do you realise how few pictures of X-Rays of figurines stuck in people’s butts there are on the internets?
In my head there’d be loads & id have a wide selection to choose from. Not so!
In my head there’d be loads & id have a wide selection to choose from. Not so!
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My dude, do you realise how few pictures of X-Rays of figurines stuck in people’s butts there are on the internets?
In my head there’d be loads & id have a wide selection to choose from. Not so!
In my head there’d be loads & id have a wide selection to choose from. Not so!
Pfft. We all know how this is ending chap
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Pfft. We all know how this is ending chap
Last time I saw him live must be close to 15 years ago & he looked like someone’s nan had escaped from a home then so fair play to him, it’s overdue I think
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Last time I saw him live must be close to 15 years ago & he looked like someone’s nan had escaped from a home then so fair play to him, it’s overdue I think
It’s true I can pick stuff up with my feets aye
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It’s true I can pick stuff up with my feets aye
wtf have you balanced them on he bottom of your foot, or do you hurt have a weird hand?
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
wtf have you balanced them on he bottom of your foot, or do you hurt have a weird hand?
What Edna said (but in a Welsh accent)
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What Edna said (but in a Welsh accent)
Demographics innit. The drink-spiking banter lads think he’s some sort of deity
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Demographics innit. The drink-spiking banter lads think he’s some sort of deity
A group of caprine-specialist butter salesmen
GoatButters
GoatButters
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A group of caprine-specialist butter salesmen
GoatButters
GoatButters
Phoenix festival 1994 had scantily clad woman handing out the newly released cheese flavour Doritos at the entrance gates. My view on this was “excellent, no need to buy food, I’ll live on these”
I ate so many that to this day I can’t stomach eating them again
I ate so many that to this day I can’t stomach eating them again
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Phoenix festival 1994 had scantily clad woman handing out the newly released cheese flavour Doritos at the entrance gates. My view on this was “excellent, no need to buy food, I’ll live on these”
I ate so many that to this day I can’t stomach eating them again
I ate so many that to this day I can’t stomach eating them again
I’ve still got a brass Marlboro lighter I got for going so good at smoking Marlboros
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I’ve still got a brass Marlboro lighter I got for going so good at smoking Marlboros
Assorted butt. A cornucopia of filth
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Assorted butt. A cornucopia of filth
On account of them being my grandfathers fags or choice I smoked a lot of embassy reds. The non-kingside stubby ones
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
On account of them being my grandfathers fags or choice I smoked a lot of embassy reds. The non-kingside stubby ones
Embassy mild tho!
Lovely lovey fags
Lovely lovey fags
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Embassy mild tho!
Lovely lovey fags
Lovely lovey fags
As you can no doubt imagine, it’s usually the same handful of the “busy mums gang” who post all the time.
I especially like the one who takes absolutely everything the school sends & reposts it to the WhatsApp. It’s killing me not to post “we’ve all got eyes Susan!”
I especially like the one who takes absolutely everything the school sends & reposts it to the WhatsApp. It’s killing me not to post “we’ve all got eyes Susan!”
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
As you can no doubt imagine, it’s usually the same handful of the “busy mums gang” who post all the time.
I especially like the one who takes absolutely everything the school sends & reposts it to the WhatsApp. It’s killing me not to post “we’ve all got eyes Susan!”
I especially like the one who takes absolutely everything the school sends & reposts it to the WhatsApp. It’s killing me not to post “we’ve all got eyes Susan!”
It’s 95% just a massive popularity contest/showing off opportunity tbh
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It’s 95% just a massive popularity contest/showing off opportunity tbh
/\/\ this!
When I’ve got 2 apps to manage 4 half days a week in childcare and 3 apps to manage 2.5 hours per day in nursery (plus a WhatsApp group I already regret joining) it’s obvious kids futures are going to be heavily reliant on technology
When I’ve got 2 apps to manage 4 half days a week in childcare and 3 apps to manage 2.5 hours per day in nursery (plus a WhatsApp group I already regret joining) it’s obvious kids futures are going to be heavily reliant on technology
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
/\/\ this!
When I’ve got 2 apps to manage 4 half days a week in childcare and 3 apps to manage 2.5 hours per day in nursery (plus a WhatsApp group I already regret joining) it’s obvious kids futures are going to be heavily reliant on technology
When I’ve got 2 apps to manage 4 half days a week in childcare and 3 apps to manage 2.5 hours per day in nursery (plus a WhatsApp group I already regret joining) it’s obvious kids futures are going to be heavily reliant on technology
Hahaha. There’s a kid with a bright future in IT
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hahaha. There’s a kid with a bright future in IT
I’d love to attend this!
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I’d love to attend this!
that post is very haiku-esque
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
that post is very haiku-esque