Ben
@safers.bsky.social
Bit of a rotter, will work for food. Owns way too many shoes. (trying to) dysgu Cymraeg 🏴
Tell your cat I said hi.
(Previously known as @safeasfuck)
Tell your cat I said hi.
(Previously known as @safeasfuck)
Pfft. We all know how this is ending chap
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Pfft. We all know how this is ending chap
@andyparmo.co.uk they’re at it again over on FB
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
@andyparmo.co.uk they’re at it again over on FB
Y’know when you’ve got the perfect pic on your phone & you’ve no idea why you kept sibling but it’s moment gas finally come?
Well, that yeah
Well, that yeah
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Y’know when you’ve got the perfect pic on your phone & you’ve no idea why you kept sibling but it’s moment gas finally come?
Well, that yeah
Well, that yeah
Post you from a different era
Me aged 13. A long time ago
Me aged 13. A long time ago
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Post you from a different era
Me aged 13. A long time ago
Me aged 13. A long time ago
Edna, Edna! @theednawatkins.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Edna, Edna! @theednawatkins.bsky.social
Oldest selfie on your phone
2016. When I had fewer chins, more hair & what I had was a lot less grey
2016. When I had fewer chins, more hair & what I had was a lot less grey
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone
2016. When I had fewer chins, more hair & what I had was a lot less grey
2016. When I had fewer chins, more hair & what I had was a lot less grey
"i love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning"
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"i love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning"
Tom Hark by the Piranhas, bought from Woolworths in Tonypandy.
Bought on the 7th September for my friend Sean’s birthday on the 9th
My birthday was on the 10th. He bought me the exact same single (with a different sleeve) from Woolworths in Tonypandy.
Bought on the 7th September for my friend Sean’s birthday on the 9th
My birthday was on the 10th. He bought me the exact same single (with a different sleeve) from Woolworths in Tonypandy.
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Tom Hark by the Piranhas, bought from Woolworths in Tonypandy.
Bought on the 7th September for my friend Sean’s birthday on the 9th
My birthday was on the 10th. He bought me the exact same single (with a different sleeve) from Woolworths in Tonypandy.
Bought on the 7th September for my friend Sean’s birthday on the 9th
My birthday was on the 10th. He bought me the exact same single (with a different sleeve) from Woolworths in Tonypandy.
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
Absolutely this
Iain Banks said the below about Tories. The same applies to skinheads. Not all skinheads were racist but enough of them were that those who claimed not to be were so embedded in the same culture their claims are just hollow words
Iain Banks said the below about Tories. The same applies to skinheads. Not all skinheads were racist but enough of them were that those who claimed not to be were so embedded in the same culture their claims are just hollow words
October 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Absolutely this
Iain Banks said the below about Tories. The same applies to skinheads. Not all skinheads were racist but enough of them were that those who claimed not to be were so embedded in the same culture their claims are just hollow words
Iain Banks said the below about Tories. The same applies to skinheads. Not all skinheads were racist but enough of them were that those who claimed not to be were so embedded in the same culture their claims are just hollow words
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Exactly as predicted, this has been turned upside down a few times then declared shit & he’s walked off in disgust
October 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Exactly as predicted, this has been turned upside down a few times then declared shit & he’s walked off in disgust
I love cooking kid food. It’s just so cute
Obvs, he won’t fucking like it but that’s not the point
Obvs, he won’t fucking like it but that’s not the point
October 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I love cooking kid food. It’s just so cute
Obvs, he won’t fucking like it but that’s not the point
Obvs, he won’t fucking like it but that’s not the point
Mrs Safe has just come home from Morrisons with a new witches hat. Oscar’s gone mental! Darted off under the table with his tail all puffed up
She’s gone upstairs so he’s now sat skittishly swatching the stairs
She’s gone upstairs so he’s now sat skittishly swatching the stairs
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Mrs Safe has just come home from Morrisons with a new witches hat. Oscar’s gone mental! Darted off under the table with his tail all puffed up
She’s gone upstairs so he’s now sat skittishly swatching the stairs
She’s gone upstairs so he’s now sat skittishly swatching the stairs
Aah Wales, never change ❤️
October 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Aah Wales, never change ❤️
Relieved to see Plaid Cymru take Caerphilly with a huge majority. Wales have shown the Little England Nationalists the door!
October 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Relieved to see Plaid Cymru take Caerphilly with a huge majority. Wales have shown the Little England Nationalists the door!
What’s it like inside your head?
October 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What’s it like inside your head?
@jenbren.bsky.social given tonight’s shenanigans, I’ve paused sobe October & bought a 4-pack of Murphys. Just for medicinal purposes obvs
Slainte / iechydd da
Slainte / iechydd da
October 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
@jenbren.bsky.social given tonight’s shenanigans, I’ve paused sobe October & bought a 4-pack of Murphys. Just for medicinal purposes obvs
Slainte / iechydd da
Slainte / iechydd da
Pros and cons this evening
Cons- fell over running in the rain. covered in cuts, bruised ribs, looked a bit of a twat & tore my favourite leggings
Pros- my kid thinks I fought off an alien so gave me one of his best Gruffalo plasters
Cons- fell over running in the rain. covered in cuts, bruised ribs, looked a bit of a twat & tore my favourite leggings
Pros- my kid thinks I fought off an alien so gave me one of his best Gruffalo plasters
October 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Pros and cons this evening
Cons- fell over running in the rain. covered in cuts, bruised ribs, looked a bit of a twat & tore my favourite leggings
Pros- my kid thinks I fought off an alien so gave me one of his best Gruffalo plasters
Cons- fell over running in the rain. covered in cuts, bruised ribs, looked a bit of a twat & tore my favourite leggings
Pros- my kid thinks I fought off an alien so gave me one of his best Gruffalo plasters
If the glass falls out of this door I’ll be very disappoint!
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If the glass falls out of this door I’ll be very disappoint!
You’re not catching me out like that butt! It’s pork in cider. (And 2 portions for the freezer, minus the crème fraiche tho, curdles if you freeze it innit)
October 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
You’re not catching me out like that butt! It’s pork in cider. (And 2 portions for the freezer, minus the crème fraiche tho, curdles if you freeze it innit)