Saddam tha Jizzler
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follow me if you enjoy being surprised whether the next post will be middle east commentary or dick/shit jokes
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JavaScript was a net negative for humanity
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My feeling is that you suck shit
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
My feeling is that you suck shit
You’re not fighting! You gave up!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You’re not fighting! You gave up!!
hi senator. i'm the wallet inspector. please mail me your wallet so i can make sure everything's in order. thanks in advance
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
hi senator. i'm the wallet inspector. please mail me your wallet so i can make sure everything's in order. thanks in advance
oh no your feeeeelings
give up your healthcare and then you can get back to your feelings
give up your healthcare and then you can get back to your feelings
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
oh no your feeeeelings
give up your healthcare and then you can get back to your feelings
give up your healthcare and then you can get back to your feelings
Wow, what if you had some leverage other than just one vote? What if you were the senate minority leader and you could tell the rest of your party to vote no? What if??
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Wow, what if you had some leverage other than just one vote? What if you were the senate minority leader and you could tell the rest of your party to vote no? What if??
Damn you miss too many flights in the last couple days?
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Damn you miss too many flights in the last couple days?
spineless, useless
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
spineless, useless
Someone could have spilled strawberries off a boat and then they could have floated down to the squid’s depth. Unlikely, but maybe there’s just one or two squid that have seen a strawberry :)
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Someone could have spilled strawberries off a boat and then they could have floated down to the squid’s depth. Unlikely, but maybe there’s just one or two squid that have seen a strawberry :)
Dont you wear the ‘dont give me a cigarette no matter what I say’ shirt?
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Dont you wear the ‘dont give me a cigarette no matter what I say’ shirt?
That’s new yawk baybee!
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
That’s new yawk baybee!
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it's because nurse is the feminized version of the "post-high school bully" career path (cop is the masculinized version).
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
it's because nurse is the feminized version of the "post-high school bully" career path (cop is the masculinized version).
it's because nurse is the feminized version of the "post-high school bully" career path (cop is the masculinized version).
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
it's because nurse is the feminized version of the "post-high school bully" career path (cop is the masculinized version).
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for real lead is a great paint additive! it makes it go on smoother and slicker so you can use less paint to cover the same area, and use less strokes to smooth it out when you fuck up. it's a shame that some stupid kids had to eat it and ruin lead paint for the real paint heads.
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
for real lead is a great paint additive! it makes it go on smoother and slicker so you can use less paint to cover the same area, and use less strokes to smooth it out when you fuck up. it's a shame that some stupid kids had to eat it and ruin lead paint for the real paint heads.
for real lead is a great paint additive! it makes it go on smoother and slicker so you can use less paint to cover the same area, and use less strokes to smooth it out when you fuck up. it's a shame that some stupid kids had to eat it and ruin lead paint for the real paint heads.
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
for real lead is a great paint additive! it makes it go on smoother and slicker so you can use less paint to cover the same area, and use less strokes to smooth it out when you fuck up. it's a shame that some stupid kids had to eat it and ruin lead paint for the real paint heads.
i think about how i don't deserve to exist and then i get high
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i think about how i don't deserve to exist and then i get high
he got shot down by the US air force, they just won't admit it
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
he got shot down by the US air force, they just won't admit it
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there should be no toilets inside the white house. every time the president needs to shit, he should have to find a nearby gas station or see if there's a portapotty in lafayette park
October 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
there should be no toilets inside the white house. every time the president needs to shit, he should have to find a nearby gas station or see if there's a portapotty in lafayette park
there should be no toilets inside the white house. every time the president needs to shit, he should have to find a nearby gas station or see if there's a portapotty in lafayette park
October 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
there should be no toilets inside the white house. every time the president needs to shit, he should have to find a nearby gas station or see if there's a portapotty in lafayette park
Who cares? What’s the point of this jerk-off bullshit?
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Who cares? What’s the point of this jerk-off bullshit?