Alex
@sactomacto.bsky.social
Really good at pretending to know what I'm talking about and pretending to enjoy Sacramento Kings basketball sporting events.
What are we doing here
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 AM
What are we doing here
OMG THERE’S A BABY ON THE KINGS HOMECOURT
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
OMG THERE’S A BABY ON THE KINGS HOMECOURT
Yeaaaah I wouldn’t mind if the Sac Kings just traded all the old timers and played the young dudes
October 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Yeaaaah I wouldn’t mind if the Sac Kings just traded all the old timers and played the young dudes
IM TELLING YOU IF JUST 16 WHAT-IF QUESTIONS BREAK RIGHT FOR THE KINGS THIS TEAM WILL BE SHOCKINGLY GOOD AMRITE
October 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
IM TELLING YOU IF JUST 16 WHAT-IF QUESTIONS BREAK RIGHT FOR THE KINGS THIS TEAM WILL BE SHOCKINGLY GOOD AMRITE
I don’t care if he’s only a King for a short time at the end of the day, he’s my all-time favorite King.
October 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I don’t care if he’s only a King for a short time at the end of the day, he’s my all-time favorite King.
The bonus point of this clip is that the context is they’re talking about a Ricky Gervais joke and Maron can barely contain his hate for Gervais.
August 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The bonus point of this clip is that the context is they’re talking about a Ricky Gervais joke and Maron can barely contain his hate for Gervais.
no different from what I’ve been hearing outside my bedroom window every night for the past week.
July 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
no different from what I’ve been hearing outside my bedroom window every night for the past week.
*puts on hater cap*
Always thought JJJ was a fraud. Paper stat all star that fails my eye test every single time I watched him play on the tv. (I think I’ve seen 3.5 Memphis games so that’s enough to be an expert on the internets)
Always thought JJJ was a fraud. Paper stat all star that fails my eye test every single time I watched him play on the tv. (I think I’ve seen 3.5 Memphis games so that’s enough to be an expert on the internets)
July 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
*puts on hater cap*
Always thought JJJ was a fraud. Paper stat all star that fails my eye test every single time I watched him play on the tv. (I think I’ve seen 3.5 Memphis games so that’s enough to be an expert on the internets)
Always thought JJJ was a fraud. Paper stat all star that fails my eye test every single time I watched him play on the tv. (I think I’ve seen 3.5 Memphis games so that’s enough to be an expert on the internets)
another L for Chris, wyd
June 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
another L for Chris, wyd
Got tired of her shtick when I realized I could predict her views by this chart with 100% accuracy.
April 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Got tired of her shtick when I realized I could predict her views by this chart with 100% accuracy.
Welp as a kings fan I’m pretty used to this. Just a nice warm cozy blanket watching my new hometown team
April 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Welp as a kings fan I’m pretty used to this. Just a nice warm cozy blanket watching my new hometown team
Slight revision needed.
March 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Slight revision needed.
U.S. Code of Federal Regulations (CFR), as if anyone cares...
March 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
U.S. Code of Federal Regulations (CFR), as if anyone cares...
Dramatized replay:
“Go get your rook, Fox.”
“Go get your rook, Fox.”
March 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Dramatized replay:
“Go get your rook, Fox.”
“Go get your rook, Fox.”
LIGHT THE KINGS WON THE TRADE ZACH LAVINE WILL NEVER BE INJURED AGAIN BEAM FOREVER
March 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
LIGHT THE KINGS WON THE TRADE ZACH LAVINE WILL NEVER BE INJURED AGAIN BEAM FOREVER
If you have a lot of cash to burn, destroying stuff by throwing things against a wall (or tossing $100,000,000 spaceship #8 up in the air with no success) until you get lucky and find something that works is a fast and silicon tech bro method of advancing things.
March 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
If you have a lot of cash to burn, destroying stuff by throwing things against a wall (or tossing $100,000,000 spaceship #8 up in the air with no success) until you get lucky and find something that works is a fast and silicon tech bro method of advancing things.
LIGHT THE BEAM FOR THIS MENACE ON THE COURT
March 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
LIGHT THE BEAM FOR THIS MENACE ON THE COURT
Judging from the responses, this is exactly what happened all the time in Chicago.
February 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Judging from the responses, this is exactly what happened all the time in Chicago.