Alex
@sactomacto.bsky.social
Really good at pretending to know what I'm talking about and pretending to enjoy Sacramento Kings basketball sporting events.
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Alex
@sactomacto.bsky.social
· Jan 11
So is it official that this is the least evil social media platform or what
What are we doing here
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 AM
What are we doing here
I flick on the Kings game just in time to see Zach LaVine go under on a screen for a 44% 3pt shooter (swish). SMH. Turning this off.
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I flick on the Kings game just in time to see Zach LaVine go under on a screen for a 44% 3pt shooter (swish). SMH. Turning this off.
Keon Ellis getting zero minutes in the first half is not a great strategy, imho.
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Keon Ellis getting zero minutes in the first half is not a great strategy, imho.
OMG THERE’S A BABY ON THE KINGS HOMECOURT
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
OMG THERE’S A BABY ON THE KINGS HOMECOURT
I don’t care, Austin Reaves is still overrated as hell. If he didn’t have a Laker uniform on he wouldn’t have gotten 18 free throws. And plus he’s playing the Kings.
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I don’t care, Austin Reaves is still overrated as hell. If he didn’t have a Laker uniform on he wouldn’t have gotten 18 free throws. And plus he’s playing the Kings.
Keon Ellis seems like he’s hated by refs. They don’t give him any benefit of the doubt and reluctant to send him to the line.
October 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Keon Ellis seems like he’s hated by refs. They don’t give him any benefit of the doubt and reluctant to send him to the line.
Ok I think I’m ok with Drew Eubanks never taking a shot attempt ever again. Like the coach needs to tell him he’s never allowed to shoot unless it’s a dunk.
October 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Ok I think I’m ok with Drew Eubanks never taking a shot attempt ever again. Like the coach needs to tell him he’s never allowed to shoot unless it’s a dunk.
Zach LaVine is such a good 1st Quarter player…
October 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Zach LaVine is such a good 1st Quarter player…
That block by Malik Monk
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
That block by Malik Monk
Remember when the Kings were up by almost 20 in the first half tho
a man sitting in a chair with the words man those were the good old days written below him
ALT: a man sitting in a chair with the words man those were the good old days written below him
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Remember when the Kings were up by almost 20 in the first half tho
Yeaaaah I wouldn’t mind if the Sac Kings just traded all the old timers and played the young dudes
October 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Yeaaaah I wouldn’t mind if the Sac Kings just traded all the old timers and played the young dudes
I guess the Kings can now sign Russ as new starting power forward
October 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I guess the Kings can now sign Russ as new starting power forward
I’ve analyzed the first quarter of this Kings game and they just need to fix only two things: 1) their defense and 2) their offense.
October 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I’ve analyzed the first quarter of this Kings game and they just need to fix only two things: 1) their defense and 2) their offense.
Good lord why are all kings three point attempts by anyone not LaVine such clangers
October 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Good lord why are all kings three point attempts by anyone not LaVine such clangers
START DEVELOPING THIS MAN TO BE THE FUTURE STARTING PG POST HASTE STAT YESTERDAY
October 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
START DEVELOPING THIS MAN TO BE THE FUTURE STARTING PG POST HASTE STAT YESTERDAY
The most damning thing about the Kings is that Drew Eubanks, who looks like a mediocre scrub on his previous teams, stands out above and beyond for his intensity and hustle when in a Kings jersey.
October 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The most damning thing about the Kings is that Drew Eubanks, who looks like a mediocre scrub on his previous teams, stands out above and beyond for his intensity and hustle when in a Kings jersey.
There’s nothing more constant in the universe than the speed of light and the Sacramento Kings getting dominated on both ends at the 3 point line.
October 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
There’s nothing more constant in the universe than the speed of light and the Sacramento Kings getting dominated on both ends at the 3 point line.
IM TELLING YOU IF JUST 16 WHAT-IF QUESTIONS BREAK RIGHT FOR THE KINGS THIS TEAM WILL BE SHOCKINGLY GOOD AMRITE
October 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
IM TELLING YOU IF JUST 16 WHAT-IF QUESTIONS BREAK RIGHT FOR THE KINGS THIS TEAM WILL BE SHOCKINGLY GOOD AMRITE
I don’t care if he’s only a King for a short time at the end of the day, he’s my all-time favorite King.
October 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I don’t care if he’s only a King for a short time at the end of the day, he’s my all-time favorite King.
The bonus point of this clip is that the context is they’re talking about a Ricky Gervais joke and Maron can barely contain his hate for Gervais.
August 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The bonus point of this clip is that the context is they’re talking about a Ricky Gervais joke and Maron can barely contain his hate for Gervais.
Howie Mandel defending Trump as not a racist because “he isn’t identified as one” is the dumbest thing I’ve heard in my entire life.
August 9, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Howie Mandel defending Trump as not a racist because “he isn’t identified as one” is the dumbest thing I’ve heard in my entire life.